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Gigi Hadid Is Now On My Bad List

What the hell is this? When I heard there were pictures of Gigi Hadid hanging out on a yacht, I was expecting to see the SI cutie in a bikini with a few of her closest hot friends, not fully-clothed with a shirtless Bieber and his douchey entourage. So, to make up for that cruel bait-and-switch, I added a couple shots from one of Gigi’s super-cute photoshoots too. And hey, maybe this means Selena Gomez will finally take me up on that nude beach trip to get back at that teenage lesbian and make him jealous. But yeah, probably not. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Gigi Hadid Is Now On My Bad List

What the hell is this? When I heard there were pictures of Gigi Hadid hanging out on a yacht, I was expecting to see the SI cutie in a bikini with a few of her closest hot friends, not fully-clothed with a shirtless Bieber and his douchey entourage. So, to make up for that cruel bait-and-switch, I added a couple shots from one of Gigi’s super-cute photoshoots too. And hey, maybe this means Selena Gomez will finally take me up on that nude beach trip to get back at that teenage lesbian and make him jealous. But yeah, probably not. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Anna Passey Has Something Good To Show Us

I have no clue who Anna Passey is, but I’m guessing that since she’s at The British Soap Awards, she is one of those busty chicks on a Soap that doesn’t get broadcasted in the US. Anyway, she’s got a pretty awesome boobie fold and I feel that this may lead to future posts on her. Fingers crossed. Continue reading

Anna Passey Has Something Good To Show Us

I have no clue who Anna Passey is, but I’m guessing that since she’s at The British Soap Awards, she is one of those busty chicks on a Soap that doesn’t get broadcasted in the US. Anyway, she’s got a pretty awesome boobie fold and I feel that this may lead to future posts on her. Fingers crossed. Continue reading

Madison Murray Because We Were Meant To Be

I’m still waiting for the day when Madison Murray finally realizes that we were meant for each other and moves into the Tuna Mansion (aka my mom’s basement). So far, the plan’s hit a few speed bumps (like Madison barely being aware of my existence), but that’s nothing the two of us can’t work through. Until then though, I guess I’ll just have to make do with drooling over these new pictures of her in a bikini instead. Lucky for me, that’s a pretty solid Plan B. Continue reading

Models or Money Mules Work It For The Wolf of Wall Street

In case you’re wondering why a bunch of models were walking around London in bikinis made out of dollar bills, according to my sources, it’s not some innovative new way for strippers to make change. It’s called Models or Money Mules , and it’s to promote the Wolf of Wall Street Blu-ray release. And don’t get me wrong, I definitely approve, but if it were me in charge of planning this whole promotional publicity stunt, I would’ve reenacted the scene with Margot Robbie wearing her birthday suit instead. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Models or Money Mules Work It For The Wolf of Wall Street

In case you’re wondering why a bunch of models were walking around London in bikinis made out of dollar bills, according to my sources, it’s not some innovative new way for strippers to make change. It’s called Models or Money Mules , and it’s to promote the Wolf of Wall Street Blu-ray release. And don’t get me wrong, I definitely approve, but if it were me in charge of planning this whole promotional publicity stunt, I would’ve reenacted the scene with Margot Robbie wearing her birthday suit instead. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Eiza Gonzalez Has A Snake Between Her Legs!

I’m not entirely sure who this Eiza Gonzalez chick is, or why she’s famous, but I think her and Miley Cyrus both used to date the same lucky bastard. Either way, she’s smoking hot, and that’s more than good enough for me. So here’s Eiza on the set of Extra posing with a stuffed snake wrapped around her and between her legs. But if you ask me, these pictures would’ve been way better if the producers had swapped out that stupid prop snake with Maria Menounos instead. I know, I know, I can’t believe I haven’t been given a job in TV yet either. » view all 44 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Eiza Gonzalez Has A Snake Between Her Legs!

I’m not entirely sure who this Eiza Gonzalez chick is, or why she’s famous, but I think her and Miley Cyrus both used to date the same lucky bastard. Either way, she’s smoking hot, and that’s more than good enough for me. So here’s Eiza on the set of Extra posing with a stuffed snake wrapped around her and between her legs. But if you ask me, these pictures would’ve been way better if the producers had swapped out that stupid prop snake with Maria Menounos instead. I know, I know, I can’t believe I haven’t been given a job in TV yet either. » view all 44 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lucy Hale Hits The Beach

Well, this is kinda disappointing. Here’s Lucy Hale at the beach in Maui, and for some weird reason she’s all covered up. Wasn’t she just being driven around in a glass box wearing nothing but lingerie last week? Now all of a sudden she’s shy? I don’t get it. She needs to show off that meaty body and not be ashamed. It’s hard to objectify her in a baggy beach dress. Hey, I’m just trying to do my job here. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading