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Lithuanian Cheerleaders Are Amazing

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Madison Beer Is 17 And Has Bad Parents

I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer  at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here. #FOTO Madison en la playa de Miami. (29/12/16) @madisonbeer #madisonbeer A photo posted by Madison Beer Spain (@spainmadisonbeer) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:42am PST Finally we get candids again – #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jadison A photo posted by @hott_selena on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:10am PST Madison at the beach in Miami yesterday! #madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by Updates of Madison Beer . (@everythingmadison_) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:43am PST THAT SMILE KILLS MEEEEE — — @madisonbeer @madisonbeer @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @traciebeer @jackj #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jackjohnson #jackandjack @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by – jess ☽ 2.4k unicorns Continue reading

Love Magazine Ruins Another Hottie: Rose Bertram

OK, I’m sorry. I know we’re all supposed to pretend like these LOVE Advent videos are the greatest movies ever made, just because they’ve got hotties dancing around in lingerie. But I’ve watched 30 of these things by now, and this is really the best they could come up with?  Rose Bertram eating Cheetos? If you want to see somebody eating junk food in their underwear, just come by Tuna HQ sometime. Anyway, if you ask me, they need to fire their whole staff and start over fresh next year. Because this is just sad. Continue reading

“Dorky” Emily Ratajkowski Thanks Her 10 000 000 Fans

I don’t know about you guys, but I always think it’s hilarious when stone-cold hotties think that just because they put on a pair of glasses, all of a sudden that makes them a nerd or something. Like it instantly erases their perfect bodies or amazing funbags. Anyway, here’s self-proclaimed “dork”  Emily Ratajkowski celebrating getting to 10 million followers on Instagram by doing the same thing that got her all those followers in the first place: getting naked. Well, mostly naked, anyway. She’s still wearing those glasses. What a loser. Continue reading

Natalie Roser Lingerie Goodness

Here’s one of my favorite Aussie Insta-hotties Natalie Roser back with another massive lingerie photoshoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood. I have no clue if these pictures are actually going to help sell more lingerie, but I’d definitely consider investing in Kleenex if I were you. I bet their sales are going to go through the roof after this. Yow! » view all 51 photos Continue reading

Let’s Make Hot Chicks Great Again! Love Magazine Sucks, Day 28

I know everyone’s been complaining about what a garbage year 2016 has been, and how excited they are for it to finally be over. And you know, I’m starting to agree. Because once January 1st gets here, it doesn’t just mean 2016 will be over. It also means this terrible LOVE Advent video series will finally be finished too. But before that can happen, we’ve still got another few days of lame-ass videos to get through. So here’s Cami Morrone for Day 28. Try to enjoy it, I guess. Continue reading

Alexis Ren’s Sweet InstaBooty

I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed by Alexis Ren . While other Insta-wannabes out there are busy staging fake photoshoots on Instagram, or getting their rich parents to buy them their own clothing line so they can pretend to be real models, Alexis is just going out and doing crazy-hot photoshoot after crazy-hot photoshoot . In fact, I think it’s time we stop calling her an Instagram model and just call her a real model from now on. She’s earned it. Also, I think me, Alexis and the Little Tuna should throw a pants party to celebrate the good news. Call me! Continue reading

Ariel Winter’s Chubby Little Booty Is Working Hard On Instagram.

I wonder how this picture was taken? Did Ariel Winter ask a friend to stand on a chair, point down and to make sure to get the best angle of her chubby little booty? In any case, I like the fact that she is somewhat delusional and thinks she has an amazing body. Now before you ladies get mad at me, I’m not saying her body is bad, I’m just saying it’s not something I would get off over unless I was a few drinks in and popped a half pill of Viagra. I’m a real sl%t when I mix those two.             Continue reading

Nina Agdal Modelling Career Is Pretty Much Over

Some models are like a fine wine, they get better as they age: Cindy Crawford, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio to name a few. That’s not the case with Nina Agdal . She is now 24 and judging by this photoshoot, way past her prime. Maybe it’s just the most awful uninspired photoshoot I’ve ever seen or maybe Nina is no longer cute. Hopefully, she found a rich dude to take care of her and if not, it would be wise that she doesn’t post these in her modelling portfolio. This won’t even attract a 30K a year “millionaire”.           Continue reading

Emma Stone Does Rolling Stone

I’ve always liked Emma Stone . She’s a real super-cute ginger. Problem is, it seems like she’s always busy actually working (you know, as opposed to “working” like the Hadids or the Jenner sisters). Which means we barely ever get any pictures of her hitting the gym in leggings or going to the beach in a bikini or posting booty selfies on Snapchat or any of the usual hottie moves. But she is on the cover of Rolling Stone this month showing a little skin, and hey, I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy. Continue reading