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Sandra Kubicka’s Classy Booty Pop

I’ve been in love with  Sandra Kubicka for a long time now, but just in case you’re late to the game, here’s a new photoshoot from the Polish super-hottie. You know that tingling sensation and tightening you’re feeling in your chest pants right now? Congratulations, that’s true love. Trust me, I’m an expert on this. Continue reading

Ariel Winter Busts Out On Instagram

I always have a tough time doing posts on  Ariel Winter . One week, she’s looking chubby and overrated , the next week, she’s giving me a pants fire shaking her booty on Instagram . Or showing off her impressive funbags, like she’s doing here. Anyway, I still think  Sarah Hyland is the hotter Modern Family kid, but as long as Ariel keeps dressing like this, I’ll keep trying to figure out whether she’s hot or not. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go, uh, “investigate” this picture for 30 seconds or so. Continue reading

Martha Hunt Belongs In Lingerie

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s freezing near me right now. So I figured I’d post this new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret super-hottie  Martha Hunt . Even though I can’t do anything about the weather outside, I figure at least our pants regions can stay nice and toasty. » view all 36 photos Continue reading

Zoey Deutch Is One Busty Pretty Lady

I’m usually pretty good at predicting which hotties are going to become big stars, and after seeing  Zoey Deutch in the January issue of GQ UK , I’m convinced she’s next in line. I mean, just look at all that… talent. So mark it down, because in my expert opinion, Zoey definitely has what it takes to make it big, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just so we’re all clear.) Oh, and yeah, I bet she’s going to be super famous too. Continue reading

Canadian Fishing

Jesus, that guy is one tough dude. Continue reading

Dove Cameron’s Cuteness Is Perfectly Legal

In case you need a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal now. You can stop trying to flush your laptop down the toilet. But I guess the super-cutie must still be under contract to Disney or something, because otherwise, this photoshoot is way too innocent for an up-and-coming young hottie. She’s 20, but she looks about 16 in these shots! So if you ask me, Dove should really be doing more adult photoshoots. And by adult, I’m talking about adult magazines. Hey, I’m just looking out for the Little Tuna’s her best interests here. » view all 22 photos Continue reading

Dove Cameron’s Cuteness Is Perfectly Legal

In case you need a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal now. You can stop trying to flush your laptop down the toilet. But I guess the super-cutie must still be under contract to Disney or something, because otherwise, this photoshoot is way too innocent for an up-and-coming young hottie. She’s 20, but she looks about 16 in these shots! So if you ask me, Dove should really be doing more adult photoshoots. And by adult, I’m talking about adult magazines. Hey, I’m just looking out for the Little Tuna’s her best interests here. » view all 22 photos Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski’s Mood Is Slutty Lingerie

The funniest thing about Instagram models are their captions when they post. Today’s Emily Ratajkowski caption is “Mood 1 and 2”. Whatever that means. I guess she tryig to tell her followers that if you are 7 on 10 and hotter, wear slutty clothes and post it on social media, you never have to work a day in your life. Deep!                 Continue reading

Rita Ora’s Sexy Lingerie Show

Here’s Rita Ora doing another pants-meltingly hot lingerie photoshoot and see, this is why I don’t understand why the fashion industry is going crazy over fake models like Bella Hadid right now. Because Rita isn’t even a professional lingerie model and these pictures are still 20 times better than anything those rich kid wannabes are doing. I guess what I’m saying is, I think Rita should consider becoming a lingerie model full-time. This is way better than the music business. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Dude Gets Caught Breaking In A Home

Well, that definitely didn’t go as planned! Continue reading