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Elizabeth Banks For You Nerds!

Posted on November 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

OK nerds, this one’s for you: according to my sources, these shots of Elizabeth Banks all covered in dirt and dressed in green spandex aren’t from one of those artsy “high-fashion” photoshoots I never understand. They’re the first look at her character in the new Power Rangers movie. And I’m guessing that’s probably giving at least a few of you nerd boners right now. Personally though, I think this costume could use a little less green and a lot more skin. Continue reading →

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Instagram Model Wannabe Hailey Baldwin Is Now A Guess Model

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

According to my sources, Hailey Baldwin is pretending to be a Guess model these days, and here’s her latest shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, Hailey’s hot and all, but she’s just not a real model. If you ask me, she should stick to pretending to be famous on Instagram. There’s no shame in that. Lots of my favorite hotties do that full-time these days. It’s a totally respectable career path. » view all 14 photos Continue reading →

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The El-Rich Motel Review

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

This is beyond disgusting! Nonetheless a good place to bring a hooker. Continue reading →

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The El-Rich Motel Review

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

This is beyond disgusting! Nonetheless a good place to bring a hooker. Continue reading →

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Emily Ratajkowski In Sexy Lingerie

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I thought Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe. Continue reading →

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Kitty Tries To Save Human

Posted on November 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I wonder if she made it! Continue reading →

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Bridget Satterlee Is The New Xenia Deli

Posted on November 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I know it might sound like sacrilege to compare another model to Xenia Deli , AKA one of the hottest women on the planet. Especially when it’s one none of you have probably heard of before. But I want you to take a look at this bikini photoshoot from my latest discovery Bridget Satterlee . And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, I’m betting you’ll agree. » view all 27 photos Continue reading →

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Devin Brugman And Her Big Boobs Are Hard At Work Being An InstaModel

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

As my regular readers know, Devin Brugman here is probably the second-hottest bikini blogger in the business right now. After myself, of course. (Don’t laugh. You’ve probably never seen me in a Speedo.) Anyway, the only difference is, Devin actually models the bikinis herself. And yeah, OK, fine, maybe those massive funbags make her the new #1… But just wait until I start modeling banana hammocks on Instagram too. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →

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