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Wayne Gretzky And Bill Burr Discuss Fixing Hockey

I don’t watch many sports because I don’t gamble, but in my opinion Hockey is the only real man sport. I’m not sure if it needs fixing, but it does need Wayne Gretzky’s daughter naked on my lap when I go to one. Continue reading

Nerd Games

Ladies, he’s single! Continue reading

Is Chloe Khan A Cam Model, Porn Star, Escort, Instagram Model, Or All Of The Above?

Maybe you guys can help me figure this one out. I know I’ve done posts on Chloe Khan before. But I have no clue what she actually does for work. As far as I can tell, she’s either a cam model, a porn star, an escort, an Instagram model, or maybe all of the above. Oh, and she also used to be a reality TV “star,” like all the other busty British nobodies out there. The only thing I know for sure about Chloe is that I couldn’t afford her in a million years. So I guess these pictures are just going to have to do for now. Continue reading

How To Make Expensive Art

This is probably the best YouTube tutorial I have ever seen. Continue reading

Instagram Model Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

I guess if you have a booty like Emily Ratajkowski, you never have to work a day in your life. And they say women have it so tough these days!               Continue reading

Kendall Jenner And Gigi Hadid Are Hard At Work For W Magazine

When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine , I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right . I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Milla Jovovich Is Definitely Not What She Used To Be

I can barely remember the last time we got new pictures from Milla Jovovich , but I’m pretty sure I remember her looking a lot better than this. Anyway, I just checked and it turns out she’s 40 now, so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that she doesn’t look as hot as she used to 20 years ago, even though the former model’s still doing the same weirdo topless shoots — this one’s for  POP Magazine ‘s Fall/Winter issue — but c’mon. When hotties like Elizabeth Hurley can keep it up into their 50s, what’s Milla’s excuse? » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Alexis Ren Nude Photoshoot

So yeah, remember how last time I did a post on an Alexis Ren photoshoot, I said she was born to wear a bikini? Well, turns out I was wrong. But see, I just came across this latest photoshoot Alexis did and don’t get me wrong, she still looks smoking hot in a bikini. But it turns out she was actually born to wear nothing at all. I guess I’m not too surprised. I just hope she realizes that too and there’s more where these came from. A lot more. Continue reading

Bella “One Face” Hadid Loves Herself Fake Modeling Career

I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a doctor blogger ASAP. Continue reading

Sara Sampaio Belongs In Lingerie

Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio . And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum. » view all 12 photos Continue reading