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How To Master 5 Basic Cooking Skills

Gordon Ramsay teaches you how to master 5 basic cooking skills. I think everyone should learn these tips. Especially, women since I haven’t met a girl in the last 10 years who knows how to cook anymore other than kale salad with tuna. It’s sad, but true. Continue reading

Chubster Ashley Graham Does Cosmo

I’m sick of people saying that Ashley Graham is beautiful because it doesn’t discount the fact that she is overweight. Anyone who says that this is healthy needs to have their head checked by a physician. Don’t think for one second that Cosmo didn’t Photoshop these pictures and make Ashley appear thinner. Now before you send me emails saying that I could never bang a chick as hot as Ashley, please don’t bother. I’ve paid for some great sex with super hot escorts! So bug off!               Continue reading

Instagram Model Kelly Rohrbach Does Pamela Anderson

As you know, the Baywatch movie is being filmed in Miami and this chick Kelly Rohrbach is the new Pamela Anderson. Unfortunately, I don’t think any Instagram model these days can replace the greatness of CJ Parker in her prime. Kelly is friggin’ hot and her booty is something special, but after 11 years of writing posts on babes and having been exposed to the boom of social media, a hot girl has become just an Amazon Wishlist and a daily selfie. » view all 12 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Alexandra Daddario’s Booty Gets Lost In Zac Effron’s Eyes

I’m not gay, but I think Zac Efron may be the prettiest actor in the new Baywatch movie. Sure we are seeing Alexandra Daddario ‘s fantastic booty in these shots, but damn that dude is dreamy! We better move along before I start changing teams.                 Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Georgia’s Got Talent Genadi Tkachenko Sounds Of The Earth

I guess there aren’t many talented people in Georgia. WTF did I just watch?! Continue reading

GHOSTBUSTERS – Official Trailer

Holy sh%t! Ghostbusters is going to be so crap! Continue reading

Elsa Pataky’s MILF Hotness

Ever since she went and had kids, we don’t see nearly as much of Elsa Pataky as I’d like anymore. And that’s pretty selfish, if you ask me. But luckily, the Spanish MILF took a night off to show up at the Gioseppo 25th anniversary party in Spain. And hopefully she’ll get even more “me time” after this. And by that I mean time with me. It’s the one thing every MILF needs. As far as I’m concerned, at least. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Scarlett Leithold

One of the reasons I started this site in the first place was to be able to introduce the world to my new favorite hotties. The other? To try and convince those same hotties to date me… So far, I’m batting 0 for 3,000, but I figure there’s always a first time for everything. And here’s hoping that’s the case with  Scarlett Leithold here. Supposedly the blonde hottie used to date Justin Bieber or something, but that just means she’s got terrible taste in men, so hey, maybe I’ve got a chance after all! » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Jayde Nicole’s Cleavage For Charity

There’s few things I love more than seeing a hottie busting out her funbags for a good cause, and these pictures of former Playboy Playmate  Jayde Nicole at the Dream Builders “A Brighter Future For Children” charity gala definitely qualify. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t think of a much better cause than giving the entire Internet a raging pants fire. Oh, and I’m sure the Canadian hottie helped raised money for children or whatever too. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Daphne Joy’s Joyous Booty

I’m guessing Daphne Joy has got to be pissed that she’s looked this smoking hot for this long, but her biggest claim to fame is still being known as 50 Cent’s baby mama. And I don’t blame her. It’s time Daphne gets recognized for something that actually matters: like those insane curves of hers. I was going to say for becoming the first hottie to actually date a blogger but come on, we all know Daphne has a better chance of becoming the next Supreme Court Justice than that. Let’s try to be realistic here. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading