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Mary Carey Wants You To Know Bush Is Out

So according to my sources, porn star/former wannabe politician  Mary Carey is “following the presidential race” with a series of themed lingerie photoshoots. Because, sure, why not? Anyway, I guess these latest pictures are for Jeb! Bush dropping out of the race, which is pretty stupid. But hey, at least it’s better than reading another story about Donald Trump. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

1st Place Yoyo Winner

Dude is talented. I wonder if placing 1st in YoYo gets him laid. Continue reading

Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie And Legal!

I post a lot of up-and-coming hot nobodies on this site, so I don’t blame you if you forgot who  Dove Cameron is. I know I did. But turns out, the super-cute blonde is a Disney channel star and hang on, don’t try to flush your computer just yet — she’s also 20. Which means the only trouble you could get into with these pictures of Dove looking nice and leggy at the Make-Up Artists and Hair Stylists Guild Awards would be if you’re not supposed to take your pants off at work. Hmm, on second thought, maybe you should be extra careful… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

£500 Rechargeable Battery Pack Has £22 Worth

Isn’t it nice when corporations screw you? Continue reading

Britt Maren’s Sexy Hipster Tennis Shoot

This tennis-themed photoshoot from Britt Maren is about as hipster as it gets: there’s headbands, aviators, inflatable pool toys and a tiny pig wearing an even tinier headband . But even though I normally hate all this lame hipster crap, for some reason, I don’t mind it here. Probably because it’s also got Britt looking smoking hot. And in the end, that’s the only thing that really matters. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Angie Harmon Is Hot 43 Year Old Cougar

I don’t watch Rizzoli & Isles — I may be a shut-in, but I still have standards. So I didn’t realize that Angie Harmon still looked this damn good at 43. But luckily the cougar hottie showed up at something called the 2nd annual Hollywood Beauty Awards over the weekend, I’m assuming to pick up her trophy in the over-40 category. If not, she got robbed. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Blind Puppy Is Saved

This little sick pup was about to be euthanized until this vet saved him and nursed him back to health. Continue reading

Stephanie Bauer’s Cleavage Show

I stopped caring about celebrity “journalism” ever since Maria Menounos and her sweet Greek booty left Extra , but I might have a new favorite TV host after these pictures of  Stephanie Bauer and her super cute cleavage at Universal Music Group’s 2016 Grammy After Party. Apparently she’s an entertainment “reporter” for Access Hollywood , which is kind of like calling me a bikini “reporter,” but who cares? I’m trying to be nice right now, on the off chance it gives me access to what’s under that dress. Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Needs To Replace Her Old Torn Mom Jeans

I know Gigi Hadid is technically a professional swimsuit model now that she’s in the latest SI Swimsuit Issue , but I’m sorry, if she ever wants to be taken seriously in the modeling business, or more importantly, wants me to stop referring to her as just another Instagram model, she’s going to have to learn how to dress the part. And these torn, saggy mom jeans aren’t going to cut it. So here’s a pro tip for Gigi, and all you other Instagram wannabes out there: you can never go wrong with a pair of Daisy Dukes. They’re perfect for any occasion, beach parties, work events, birthday dinners, sleepovers at your favorite blogger’s house. You name it. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Tanya Mityushina Should Be My Russian Bride

The SI hotness just keeps coming today. This time, it’s Russian hottie  Tanya Mityushina at a Sports Illustrated fan event in Miami. And correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Tanya’s wearing a bikini under there. Finally! It only took all damn week . Still, I’m glad to see the mag giving the fans what they want: more pictures of their smoking hot models in bikinis. Although to be fair, that’s pretty much the only thing I want 24/7, 365 days a year… Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading