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How To Eat Ice Cream

I bet his wife is very happy! Continue reading

Emily Sears Busts Out Big Time

In case you can’t get the latest issues of Maxim South Africa on your local newsstand, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re definitely going to want to see this latest spread from Aussie mega-hottie Emily Sears . Otherwise, these lingerie pictures are so damn hot, they’d almost be worth flying to South Africa for. So there, I just saved you perverts a plane ticket. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does As If Magazine

Here’s everyone’s favorite glorified Hooters waitress — sorry, supermodel — Charlotte McKinney in a new spread for something called As If Magazine , and I guess I should be nicer to Charlotte these days, considering she’s got something a lot of those other Instagram models out there don’t have. No, I’m not talking about talent. I mean DDs. She didn’t get all those followers for nothing, right? Continue reading

Isabella Lindblom’s Sweet Skinny Goodness

Normally, I tend to like my women with a little more meat on their bones — especially in the area between their shoulders and their stomach — but I’m willing to make an exception for  Isabella Lindblom here, because I’m a big fan of this Swedish hottie. And even if I can’t take her motorboating, I’m sure I can come up with some other fun activities for us to do together. I’m told I have a very overactive imagination. And it’s working overtime after these pictures. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Bill Bur Makes A Pie Crust

If by chance I ever want to make a pie, I’ll just go buy a pie crust. Continue reading

Alton Brown Reviews Amazon’s Dumbest Kitchen Gadgets

Even though I can’t stand the Food Network and Alton Brown , these kitchen devices are pretty useless! Continue reading

Cally Jane Beech’s Sexy Leg Show

Just when I think I’ve run out of hot British nobodies to drool over, I always seem to find a new reality “star” to obsess about. At this rate, I’m pretty sure that British TV is made up of 90% reality shows. But here’s my latest discovery  Cally Jane Beech at the London premiere of Daddy’s Home . According to my sources, she’s on some show called Love Island . S0 now I know where to take my next vacation: wherever they film that stupid show. Yow! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

This Is How She Mountain Dews It

Damn, this chick really knows how to dew it! Now that is some impressive hip thrusting! Continue reading

Jenna Dewan Tatum Does The Hateful Eight

Damn. We don’t get many pictures of  Jenna Dewan-Tatum these days, but after this outfit she wore to the Hateful Eight premiere, I’m hoping that changes. Because Jenna here has a ton of MILF potential. It’s not her fault she got knocked up by a male stripper. But luckily, I’m available for the holidays if Jenna needs a more parent-appropriate date. I think this might be one of the few times dating a blogger might actually be considered an upgrade. Call me! I even learned how to use cutlery, just in case. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet New Victoria’s Secret Model Taylor Hill

For whatever reason, Taylor Hill here hasn’t become a household name just yet, even though she’s one of Victoria’s Secret’s newest (and hottest) Angels. And maybe it’s because she shows up to these in-store events modeling clothing instead of lingerie. Luckily, that’s an easy enough fix. If she just ditches the dress and maybe leaks a few nudie pictures, I can help make this leggy hottie a world-famous supermodel in no time. Help us help you, Taylor. It’s a win-win. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading