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Justin Bieber Is The New Axl Rose-lite

Justin Bieber had his panties in a bunch and decided to cut his show short after one song because he is a vagina. I can’t believe this kid is worth 100 plus million. Continue reading

Melissa Reeves’ Awesome Cleavage Show

As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for more busty British nobodies to propose to introduce to you loyal readers, and I think I’ve just found my new favorite in Melissa Reeves here. According to my sources, she’s on some MTV reality show called Ex on the Beach , and who says reality stars are talentless wannabes? If you ask me, Melissa looks very talented, in all the right places. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sylvie Meis’ Booty Is #1!

Here’s Sylvie Meis ensuring she stays at the top spot in my official Dutch hottie power rankings with another seriously sexy lingerie photoshoot. And at this rate, I’m just not sure what the other Dutch lingerie models out there like  Bregje Heinen and Marloes Horst can do to compete with Sylvie and her picture-perfect body. Other than maybe send a few shots like this directly to my inbox, or invite me out motorboating. Actually, on second thought, yeah, either of those would definitely work. The ball’s in your court, girls! Continue reading

Homeless Magician

This dude may be homeless but he’s way more entertaining that David Blaine! Warning! Put volume on low. Continue reading

Hotline Bean

Pure genius! Continue reading

Cougar Kylie Jenner Heads To A Studio! Please No Music Career!

It’s already bad enough that Kendall Jenner is a “model” and Kim Kardashian is an “author,” but now it looks like little sister  Kylie Jenner has decided she’s going to become a “pop star” now that she’s all grown up. Because here’s the teenage cougar heading into a studio in LA. And I don’t know if I can take it. But maybe we can start a Kickstarter or something to help get Kylie to not put out a CD? Email me if you’d be interested in making a donation. It’s for a good cause. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

How Expensive Is A Bugatti?

It may be expensive, but the amount of vagina it will bring you is well worth it. Continue reading

Cat Steals Tiger Toy

And this is why cats should never be trusted! Continue reading

Real Models Elsa Hosk and Monika Jagaciak Work It Good

I know I’ve been complaining about fake “models” a lot lately, so I figured I’d help remind you all what a couple of real models look like. So here’s Elsa Hosk and Monika Jagaciak doing a sexy new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, riding around on a bicycle and shopping cart in skintight spandex. The only thing that’s missing here is these two legit models riding a blogger. But maybe they’re saving that for the next shoot. Fingers crossed. » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Instagram Model Hailey Baldwin Does The 2015 MTV EMAs

Now that Hailey Baldwin ‘s a “big-time model,” she gets invited to places like Milan for the 2015 MTV EMAs , and don’t get me wrong, that’s a good thing. Because even though I still don’t think having famous, rich parents is enough to qualify you to be a model, putting on a sexy red carpet show like this is definitely a good start. And with that in mind, I’d like to officially invite Hailey to my mom’s basement for the 2015 Tuna Awards next. It’s a pretty big deal and totally legit, just like Hailey. I’m surprised you’ve never heard of it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading