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Louise Cliffe Will Blow Your Mind

I’d never heard of Louise Cliffe before this, but I’ve got to tell you, I think the British model/actress has a very bright future ahead of her. Because not only does she have a killer body, she can model the hell out of a handbra . And that’s probably the #1 skill for any up-and-coming hottie to have. Well, that and the ability to make a blogger go from zero to pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Either way, I’d say Louise is all set. Continue reading

Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot. Please Don’t Beat Me Up!

OK, so normally I try not to badmouth chicks who could beat me up without breaking a nail, but I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t think Ronda Rousey is all that hot. I mean, here she is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel and the girl looks like a linebacker. So if that’s your thing, go ahead and enjoy, but personally, if I’m looking for a UFC hottie, I’ll take Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer  instead. They’re the real knockouts as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t tell Ronda I said that… I like having all my teeth. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot. Please Don’t Beat Me Up!

OK, so normally I try not to badmouth chicks who could beat me up without breaking a nail, but I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t think Ronda Rousey is all that hot. I mean, here she is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel and the girl looks like a linebacker. So if that’s your thing, go ahead and enjoy, but personally, if I’m looking for a UFC hottie, I’ll take Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer  instead. They’re the real knockouts as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t tell Ronda I said that… I like having all my teeth. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

When Taunting Goes Wrong

There’s nothing I love more than seeing arrogant athletes f#ck up! Continue reading

Chrissy Teigen Likes To Show Off Her Fake Boobs

As you probably already know (because you’re a fellow degenerate pervert), Chrissy Teigen has been fighting the good fight against Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy after they removed a topless picture she posted . And I totally agree with her — if you ask me, tits should be allowed to be shown off anywhere: Instagram, the sidewalk, my mom’s basement. But let’s not pretend fashion models are any different from porn stars these days. You could put that  W Magazine spread of Chrissy’s in Penthouse or Hustler and nobody would be able to tell. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but the only difference is these “fashion” mags can call it “art.” That said, I support Chrissy 100%, and I’d be happy to post some topless pictures to my Instagram in solidarity. Just as soon as she sends them over. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Karrueche Tran’s Sexy Midriff

Here’s Karrueche Tran out giving us a peek at her sexy stomach in LA, and for any of you wondering why I like this chick so much, it’s not just that she’s got a killer body. A lot of girls have that. It’s also the fact that she has terrible taste in dudes. If she fell for that d-bag Chris Brown, I feel like I’ve got a shot too. A 0.00001% chance, but hey, that’s still better than nothing. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Hamster BBQ

This video is brilliant. Best Hamster BBQ ever! Continue reading

Shia LaBeouf Is The New Enimem

Watch what appears to be a wasted Shia Labeouf spit out some lines. It will be only a matter of time someone puts music over this. Continue reading

Samantha Hoopes Is The Hottest Dressed Cougar

My favorite 24-year-old cougar  Samantha Hoopes showed up to the Magic Mike XXL premiere dropping some seriously XXL cleavage. And who cares how old she is, I’ve been really impressed by this SI Swimsuit hottie lately. In fact, this should be a lesson to hotties everywhere: when it comes to age, the number doesn’t matter, as long as you show enough skin to make me forget how to count. Or formulate complete sentences. Mission accomplished. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Lexi Atkins

I know I’m supposed to be up-to-date on all the latest up-and-coming hotties, but I can’t say I know too much about Lexi Atkins here. Well, besides the fact that after seeing these pictures of her at the premiere of her new movie Ted 2 , I want to get to know her a whole lot better. According to my research, Lexi’s got a pretty big part in this movie too — she plays a character named “Waitress.” I had my fingers crossed for “Hot Girl at the Pool,” but maybe they’re saving that for the third one. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading