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Skateboard Fails

Nothing more entertaining than watching some skateboarders wipe out with classical music playin in the background. Continue reading

Lady GaGa: Porn Star Or Singer?

I don’t know why people are always so surprised when Lady GaGa shows up places looking like a total nutjob. Dressing like a down-and-out porn star has been her act for a while now. But still, here she is at the 46th annual Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction and Awards Gala in New York looking like she wandered in from 42nd Street in the ’80s. Anyway, I’m too lazy to look up what award GaGa received, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Best-Dressed. I just hope they steam cleaned her seat after. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Solveig Mork Hansen Belongs In A Swimsuit!

If the name Solveig Mork Hansen doesn’t look familiar to you, don’t worry. Because the first time I saw it, I wasn’t really sure it was even a name. According to my research though, it’s Dutch, and belongs to the smoking hot bikini model you’re currently drooling over. So go ahead and get more familiar with the sexy Sports Illustrated Rookie, although if she wants to make it in this business, she might have to change that name… Personally, I think Solveig Mork Tuna has a much better ring to it, don’t you? » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Hot Babe Shot In The Booty With Gummy Bears

This video changed me! Continue reading

Genius Baseball Trick

This play is absolutely amazing and well executed! Continue reading

Karrueche Tran’s Booty Belongs In A Swimsuit

Normally, I’m not a big fan of the one-piece. But after seeing the way  Karrueche Tran is wearing hers at the beach in Miami, I realized maybe I’ve just never seen anyone wear one properly. So ladies, take note, because this is how you’re supposed to wear a swimsuit like this: yanked up as much as physically possible and giving yourself a wedgie. Yum. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Crystal Hefner Is 29 Going Onto 55

Normally, I like a Playboy model as much as the next degenerate on the Internet, but I have a hard time figuring out Hugh’s latest “wife”  Crystal Hefner . See, according to Google, she’s 29, but according to my eyes, she’s a 55-year-old cougar. I mean, don’t me wrong, I’d still take her out motorboating, but I always thought cougars were supposed to be into younger men… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Holland Roden

I don’t watch MTV’s Teen Wolf , because I’m not a 15-year-old (I just have the maturity level of one), so I can’t say I recognize Holland Roden here. But after seeing the ginger cutie at a fundraiser for Children Mending Hearts, I might have to start. Because funds aren’t the only thing Holland’s helping raise here, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just so we’re clear.) Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Plant Porn

I bet you didn’t think you’d see a bunch of plants orgasm when visiting the site today. Enjoy! Continue reading

Kryss Littlewood Will Give You Bigwood!

Since you know how I’m always on the lookout for new hotties, I want you perverts to meet Kryss Littlewood . (You’re welcome.) I can’t tell you too much about her, because I’m lazy and the only thing I was able to find was her Instagram , but here’s hoping we find out a lot more about this seriously amazing hottie in the future. Including what she looks like a bikini. Fingers crossed. Photos: Alejandro Bauducco Continue reading