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Karlie Kloss’ Little Cleavage Show

Normally when I do a post on Karlie Kloss , I spend most of it trying to figure out a way to get to climb those long legs of hers. And whether I’d need to hire a guide and carry oxygen tanks. But this time, the leggy Victoria’s Secret model busted out some super-cute cleavage at the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards instead. Although I still think I’ll need some oxygen. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting seriously out of breath just looking at these shots. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Karlie Kloss’ Little Cleavage Show

Normally when I do a post on Karlie Kloss , I spend most of it trying to figure out a way to get to climb those long legs of hers. And whether I’d need to hire a guide and carry oxygen tanks. But this time, the leggy Victoria’s Secret model busted out some super-cute cleavage at the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards instead. Although I still think I’ll need some oxygen. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting seriously out of breath just looking at these shots. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Is 61 And A ‘Timeless Beauty’

I still can’t believe Christie Brinkley is over 60 these days, considering she’s looking better than most women half her age in these shots. At this rate, she’s going to become the first hottie to get featured by both the AARP and Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, here she is promoting her new book, appropriately called “Timeless Beauty,” which I’m guessing gives away some of Christie’s secrets for staying so hot for so long. In which case, it should be required reading for every young hottie. It’s important to take care of your body — if not for yourself, then for all us perverts out there. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Stefanie Scott In A Tight Leather Dress

I don’t know much about Stefanie Scott other than that she’s a Disney star and that she’s of legal age, so posting these pictures will not put me into jail. It’s very competitive for an 18 year old “actress” these days so good for Stefanie for trying to bring on the sexy with this leather-ish outfit. It’s a good start, but she’ll have to do a little better than that to really make a name for herself. I believe in her though and if she needs my help, she’s more than welcome to call me.           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

It’s Ok To Be A Failure

This is probably the best motivational speaker of all-time! Continue reading

Bike Soccer

I don’t see how this sport will ever catch on but it’s one of the silliest I’ve ever seen. Continue reading

Chloe Lloyd Goes For A Ride

After practically a decade as a professional bikini blogger, you’d figure that I’d seen it all by now. But I’m pretty sure these pictures of British hottie Chloe Lloyd are the first time I’ve ever seen anyone do a bikini shoot with a horse. Although now I’m hoping that for Chloe’s next one, she’ll be riding a blogger on the beach instead. Hey, there’s a first time for everything, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Chloe Lloyd Goes For A Ride

After practically a decade as a professional bikini blogger, you’d figure that I’d seen it all by now. But I’m pretty sure these pictures of British hottie Chloe Lloyd are the first time I’ve ever seen anyone do a bikini shoot with a horse. Although now I’m hoping that for Chloe’s next one, she’ll be riding a blogger on the beach instead. Hey, there’s a first time for everything, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading