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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Worth Celebrating

I was all set to warn you guys to move it along from these pictures of  Chloe Grace Moretz backstage at the Oscars and at the Vanity Fair after-party, but I just double-checked and it turns out Chloe actually turned 18 earlier this month. So nevermind, looks like there actually was something worth celebrating at the Oscars last night. Enjoy, perverts. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Serinda Swan Should Win An Award For Hotness

It’s the Oscars this weekend, which means we’ll be getting a string of hotties at pre-parties leading up to the big day, and here’s Serinda Swan at the “Icons of the Awards” pre-Oscar party. Now, I have no clue who Serinda is, so I’m not really sure what makes her an Oscar “icon,” but if I had to guess, it’d be the sweet cleavage she’s showing off here. Which also just landed her an invite to my big Oscar party on Sunday. Granted, no one’s RSVPed yet, but I’m banking on a big turnout at my mom’s basement from confused hotties thinking the “Big Tuna Oscar Event” is sponsored by StarKist or Chicken of the Sea. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mariana Vicente See Through Goodness

I’m a little surprised I’ve never heard of Mariana Vicente before this, considering the Puerto Rican hottie placed in the Top 10 at the Miss Universe pageant in 2010, according to my research. And everyone knows I’ve got a thing for beauty pageant runner-ups — because unlike the winners, I might actually have 0.001% of a shot with them. So now that I’m seeing Mariana at the Hot Tub Time Machine 2 premiere, I figure I owe her a long-overdue date with the Tuna or at the very least, a Twitter marriage proposal. Better late than never, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Bar Paly Works It Good For Global Green

I know it’s been a while since we’ve had Bar Paly on the site, but don’t blame me. Blame whoever stopped inviting the Israeli hottie to movie premieres. Anyway, luckily that’s all over now, because here she is at Global Green USA’s 12th annual Pre-Oscar Party, proving she’s still hands down the the hottest Bar in Hollywood and probably the rest of the world too. Now I just have to figure out who I have to bribe to get on the guest list… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Squeaky Shoes At The Dog Park

Want to know how to drive dogs crazy at the dog park. Watch this video. Continue reading

Squeaky Shoes At The Dog Park

Want to know how to drive dogs crazy at the dog park. Watch this video. Continue reading

Squeaky Shoes At The Dog Park

Want to know how to drive dogs crazy at the dog park. Watch this video. Continue reading

Cat Cozying Up By A Heater

This winter has been brutal. I can’t blame this kitty for sitting by a heater. Continue reading

Roxanne Sanderson Is A Girl You Should Know

Because I always love finding new hotties, I want you perverts to meet Roxanne Sanderson . I don’t know too much about her (other than the fact that she should really consider going pro at this whole popsicle eating thing ), but I’m digging this shoot by Kristina Yenko, even if it does make Roxanne look like a total hipster. Forget the retro t-shirts and visor though, you know what would be really ironic and hilarious? Having a super-hot model hook up with a pasty blogger. Call me! Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is No Kate Upton

I know a lot of people are calling  Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton , because they’re both blonde and busty enough to give me my third heart attack, but I don’t know if I buy it. Here’s Charlotte at some charity function in Beverly Hills, and she’s not as pretty as Kate, but she’s definitely got a great set of pillows. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to rest my head on them and take a nap. I’m starting to feel pretty light-headed from all this blood rushing to my pants region. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading