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Miranda Kerr’s Booty Works It

According to my sources, this solid booty show Miranda Kerr is putting on here is for some new commercial she’s shooting. And I’m not sure what company it’s for, but if I had to guess, it’s either Kleenex or Kirkland sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need to run out and buy more of both after this. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Sophie Simmons’ Cleavage Show

I’m pretty sure nobody cares about the Grammys anymore, but I’m still glad Rolling Stone and Google Play held their own pre-Grammy party. Because it made a great excuse for Sophie Simmons , aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter, to show off her serious talents. Anyway, I don’t think Sophie’s up for any awards Sunday night, unless they finally took my suggestion and added Bustiest Rock Star Daughter as a category. Because if they want people to pay attention, they’re going to need a whole lot more where this came from. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Pia Mia Perez Is No Longer Trouble

Good news, perverts. Turns out Pia Mia Perez here is no longer trouble — well, at least not the kind that’ll get you locked up. Because according to my research, she turned 18 back in September and I didn’t even realize. So consider this a belated birthday present. Because isn’t a post on HollywoodTuna what every hottie wants most? I mean, I’m definitely enjoying it. And I hope you guys are too. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski’s Casual Hotness

I know it’s rare to see Emily Ratajkowski covered up in this much clothing, but according to my sources, she’s on her way to the airport in these shots. And I’ve gotta say, I’m a little disappointed. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Emily would still be a pants fire wearing a burlap sack, but why don’t people dress up to fly anymore? I think I speak for everyone when I say that flight would’ve 20 times better if Emily had showed up wearing this . Or this . Or this . Sorry, what were we talking about again? I got distracted. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Do You Have A Black Friend?

Jimmy Kimmel asks pedestrians on the street if they have any black friends. Continue reading

Mean Tweets – Music Edition

Once again, we have Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets”. This segment never gets old. Continue reading

Brittany Mason Bikini Pictures

Just when I thought I couldn’t possible get any more jealous about not getting an invite to last night’s Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party, I come across these pictures of  Brittany Mason . Now that’s how you follow a dress code. And before seeing these, I wouldn’t have thought a former beauty queen would have been able to figure out a way to stand out in a room full of world-class supermodels. But I’d say she definitely succeeded, and then some. So congratulations Brittany, you just won my Super Bowl Party MVP. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Is Perfection

I’m not entirely sure what  Emily Ratajkowski was doing at a pre-party for the BAFTA Awards, but don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining. I’ll take any excuse we can get to see more of that A-list cleavage of hers. I just prefer the good old days — you know, when Emily was just another attention-seeking hot nobody and not some serious “actress.” It’s the dreaded  Olivia Munn effect all over again. And we lose too many of our top hotties to it each year. I’m telling you, it’s an epidemic. Won’t somebody think of the children the Little Tuna? Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Ildiko Ferenczi

I’ve never heard of Canadian model/actress/instant pants fire Ildiko Ferenczi before, but I’ve gotta say I’m impressed. See, this latest shoot of hers manages to combine a few of my favorite things. Forget the car or the dog, I’m talking about a hot model in a bikini and a pair of Daisy Dukes. Anyway, according to my research, Ildiko’s also an “entrepreneur,” and I’m not surprised, considering all the brands she managed to squeeze into these pictures. I just wonder if there’s room for one more. It’d be great to get some Tuna into these shots, preferably the Little Tuna. Oh well, maybe for the next one. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Porn Stars Predict Super Bowl XLIX

Here’s the latest video from my new favorite YouTube channel RatedXLife and it turns out that porn stars are just as good at predicting the Super Bowl as they are at reading aloud . I guess it’s not really that surprising though. Everybody knows these girls are experts when it comes to talking about balls. Continue reading