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Rachel Mortenson Will Blow Your Pants Off

Last time I did a post on  Rachel Mortenson here, I mentioned how my busty dream girl jumped on the Instagram wagon a little late , and how she doesn’t have nearly as many followers as a body this good deserves. Well, I just checked back in on her, and she’s still lagging behind the hot nobodies and D-list rich kids. So before you enjoy this tennis-themed shoot, go give the busty hottie a follow . It’s the best way to ensure we get even more photoshoots like this in the future. And trust me, you’re definitely going to want more where this came from. Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is Now Topless!

Not to sound like a broken record, but you guys know I’m not a huge fan of  Charlotte McKinney . Personally, I think she’s just another busty wannabe who lucked into a modeling contract. But here’s a shot she took for Tony Kelly’s “17 Book,” and it’s probably my favorite way to see Charlotte pose: with her face half covered and her top fully off. If only she did more photoshoots this way. Continue reading

Alexis Ren Will Blow Your Pants Off

Last time I did a post on Alexis Ren , I decided it’s time we graduate her from professional Instagram model to real model status . And after this latest photoshoot, I’m thinking I definitely made the right call. Because not only is Alexis 10 times hotter than any of those other Insta-wannabes out there, she also seems to have figured out the key to doing a killer bikini shoot: take off the top part. See, going topless makes any photoshoot instantly better. That’s just Modeling 101. Continue reading

Hannah Ferguson’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Man, if these early teaser videos are any indication of what the actual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is going to look like this year, they’re going to have to package these things in special flame retardant cases, so they don’t burn down entire newsstands. Because right now, even just seeing 20 seconds of this Hannah Ferguson video was enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. Yow! » view all 12 photos

Hannah Ferguson’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Man, if these early teaser videos are any indication of what the actual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is going to look like this year, they’re going to have to package these things in special flame retardant cases, so they don’t burn down entire newsstands. Because right now, even just seeing 20 seconds of this Hannah Ferguson video was enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. Yow! » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Gigi Hadid And Sara Sampaio’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from  Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio . But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel ? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties. Continue reading

Gigi Hadid And Sara Sampaio’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from  Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio . But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel ? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties. Continue reading

The Most Inspirational Video

Wow! He stuck that landing!!! Continue reading

Instagram Model Carmella Rose’s Tongue Action

I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish us me luck! » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Paige Marie Evans Is A Babe You Should Know

The way I see it, there’s no better way to end the week  any day ending in -y than with new pictures of a hot nobody in lingerie. So here’s my latest find,  Paige Marie Evans . According to my research, this smoking hottie is an Aussie model and right now, she’s not the only thing from down under that’s smoking. I’m talking about my pants region, obviously. Somebody get me a fire extinguisher stat. Continue reading