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Maggie Gyllenhaal Terrifying Ass Flash of the Day

There was a time when the spoiled, Hollywood born and raised, only has a career because her parents are industry, was only really notable for one performance in Secretary where she pissed herself in some 50 Shades of Grey before 50 Shades of Grey that was probably better executed than 50 Shades of Grey but I’ll never watch that shit… Well…she made an announcement that she’s too old to be cast as the love interest, and she’s not lying, she’s also too old to be cast as the street hooker, but she’s doing it anyway, and she’s about as cute and affordable as you’d expect…. I don’t know but this pic is a winner… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maggie Gyllenhaal Terrifying Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who has done a few American campaigns….before getting knocked the fuck up and making babies, for what I assume is a Green Card, but who the fuck knows, I’ve never really heard of her. I just know she’s doing some Free the Nipple bullshit, breast feeding on social media as a political stance, and I endorse that kind of behavior, and always have….I mean it’s pretty much the reason I sit in parks in the summer during post natal yoga…as someone who hates pregnancy and reproduction…I do love milk filled tits… Here she is with her friend for Vogue Australia The post Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day

I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly… Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex… But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it… The post The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day

Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in…. She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest…. It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version… Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking… The post Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Fifty Shades of Grey Reviews: Just How Bad Is It?

Allow us to sum up the general sentiment attached to most Fifty Shades of Grey movie reviews so far with one awesome pun: Fifty Shades of Grey? More like Fifty Shades of SUCK. According to most critics, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson lack chemistry (because they hate each other? )… there’s no real plot… and the studio may want to rethink those Fifty Shades of Grey sequel plans. Should you still spend your hard-earned money on this hardcore sex romp? Decide after reading these Fifty Shades of Grey reviews… Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Posters & Photos 1. Fifty Shades of Grey Poster View Photo The first movie poster for Fifty Shades of Grey has been released. Mr. Grey will see you now. 2. Fifty Shades of Grey Poster: One Year. View Photo One year. That’s all you have to wait for Fifty Shades of Grey. 3. Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey View Photo Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. Look at that smoldering gaze! 4. Dakota Johnson as Ana Steele View Photo Dakota Johnson as Ana Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see her in the role? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson View Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana in the movie? 6. Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson Photo View Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana? 7. Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey View Photo Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan as his character Christian Grey in EW. What hotness. The End. Did you like Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Posters & Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Maybe in future installments there will even be something that resembles a plot. For now, the entire movie is about as sexy as a root canal. – Red Reed It looks and feels like a sequel to Twilight, with deadly dull talk about S&M replacing endless consternation over turning into one of the undead. – Robert Levin Obsessed with money, willfully wrongheaded about sex and crippled by its own construction, Fifty Shades of Grey is too many kinds of awful to work as anything but accidental sociology: We get the smut we deserve. – James Rocchi The film’s intense commitment to being dull makes you long for sparkly vampires and werewolves. – Devin Faraci Easily amongst the seven or eight best Hollywood productions ever made about a woman contemplating whether or not to sign a dominant/submissive contract. – Matt Singer We may have all been curious going in, but by the time the credits roll, there’s another question that springs to mind: Is that all there is? – Lindsey Bahr Despite the endless sex, a highly unsatisfying encounter. Cold as a fish and almost as dumb . – Rafer Guzman Fifty Shades of Grey: HOT Second Trailer GIFs 1. Hot Hot HOT View Photo That look on Ana’s face as Christian Grey takes off his tie says it all. 2. Ana Gets Wet View Photo Ana Steele gets so, so wet thinking about Christian Grey. Mostly because it is effing pouring in Seattle. 3. Christian Grey in a Sweater View Photo Christian Grey wears a sweater. Because he is hot like that. 4. Christian Grey Shirtless! View Photo Okay, Christian Grey is actually putting on a shirt in this GIF. Though he is still shirtless in it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Elevator Kiss View Photo Ana and Christian can’t contain themselves in the elevator. 6. Welcome to the Red Room View Photo Ana feasts her eyes on The Red Room of Pain for the first time. 7. Cuffs View Photo The cuffs say it all. We know what’s going on down below the frame of this camera. 8. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Scene View Photo Christian Grey gets ready to WORK Ana in this steamy scene from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer, presented for you on endless loop because that’s how GIFs roll, and people love GIFs. Especially ones featuring Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Christian Grey and Ana Steele GIF View Photo Christian Grey and Ana Steele in the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. It’s about.to.go.down. 10. 50 Shades of Grey Trailer Scene View Photo Come with me, Christian beckons Ana. Oh, and will she ever. The End. Did you like Fifty Shades of Grey: HOT Second Trailer GIFs? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Richard Gere Considering Counter-Islamophobia Pic; Ewan McGregor Eyes Australian Crime Thriller: Biz Break

Also in Friday morning’s round-up of news briefs: Ridley Scott gives the low-down on a Blade Runner sequel. Michelle Williams is eyeing a role in a WWII-era drama and a run-down on the weekend’s new specialty release offerings. Richard Gere Considering Counter Islamophobia Pic After Innocence of Muslims Controversy Promoting Arbitrage at the Abu Dhabi Film Festival, Gere said he was “talking to a couple of people…about the possibility of shooting part of a movie that I’m working on here.” He said he was open to shooting a movie that would present Muslims in a more positive light after the damage caused by the anti-Islam video, THR reports . Ewan McGregor Set for Australian Crime Thriller Son of a Gun McGregor is currently shooting August: Osage County with Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. He will shoot the crime pic Son of a Gun in Australia early next year. The film revolves around McGregor’s criminal character and his young protégé, Deadline reports . Ridley Scott: ‘ Blade Runner Sequel is ‘No Rumor’ Producer/director Scott confirmed that a re-make of the sci-fi classic is in the works. Scott was not sure if Harrison Ford will be on board the possible re-make of the 1982 pic, Metro reports . Michelle Williams Eyes Suite Francaise Williams is set to star in the leading role of the forthcoming film adaptation of Irène Némirovsky’s celebrated second world war novel Suite Française . A Ukrainian-born Jew, the writer died in Auschwitz in 1942 after completing only two of the novels, which were then lost in her personal papers until 1998, The Guardian reports . Specialty Box Office Preview: Middle of Nowhere , Smashed , Excuse Me for Living , Simon and the Oaks , Gayby This weekend’s new specialty release offerings get a preview including the Octavia Spencer/Mary Elizabeth Winstead starrer Smashed and other newcomers that will be opening in theaters, Deadline reports .

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