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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Titties Live of the Day

Posted on September 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey… But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her… The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit… The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Titties Live of the Day

Posted on September 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey… But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her… The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit… The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…

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Last Vegas Official Trailer: Let’s Party Like It’s 1959!

Posted on July 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It would be so easy to write this  Last Vegas trailer off with just a dismissive “oh it’s  The Hangover with old dudes” and yes, it is, but look at who those old dudes are. Morgan Freeman, Kevin Kline (who has the ability to take what should be standard fare and make it so much better), Robert De Niro, and Michael Douglas… all in one movie together. Check out the  Last Vegas  official trailer below! Last Vegas Official Trailer Of course it looks like a run of the mill group comedy in Vegas, once again, but I have hope.  If Britney Spears can do Vegas , then certainly so can this talented group of actors.

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Darryl “DMC” McDaniels Goes Into Comic Book Publishing

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Every rapper takes pride in his ability to paint pictures with words. So it’s fitting that one of the world’s most famous MC’s has decided…

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The 10 Dumbest Items Now Broke As A Joke Athletes Bought

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of the joys of becoming a professional athlete is the ability to command loads of cash in the flash of a signature. But just as fast as the money comes, a lot of former stars are suddenly broke. Without a whole lot of guesswork, it’s safe to assume a lot of bad spending decisions led to the bank account deficits…. Continue

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Ginta Lapina’s Easter Egg Inspired Lingerie Pics of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Ginta Lapina, she’s a 23 year old Latvian model, who is now working for La Senza, which is a Canadian company that sold to Victoria’s Secret for a billion dollars a couple of years ago, because Victoria’s Secret likes to eat up the competition, like all evil corporations trying to have a monopoly on money and immigrant bitches do, so I guess that makes Ginta a Victoria’s Secret Angel in training by default, you know not quite working for the brand directly, but working for the same evil empire, just a little more gutter and second rate…you know they hold the idea of one day doing VS over her head, like pose hotter for these boring catalog shots bitch and we’ll tell the guys at the mothership you’re worth noticing and luckily for her, as far as I’m concerned, all half naked bitches are worth noticing. I just prefer when SHe’s Showing Her Nipples

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Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money. Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it. To See The Rest of the Pics FOllow this Link

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