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Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again. Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card. I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie… That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much. TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Round Up of the Day

Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and the one who was rumored to have banged Bieber…the one engaged to Maroon 5…and one who I assume dated Leonardo Dicaprio…did what they do and stripped down into their underwear like they are paid to do…like strippers with more legitimacy in society…and here are the pics… The funny thing in all this is that these are just scans from the catalog, that you could have seen if you are still on the mailing list getting the catalog, or more importantly still masturbating to the Victoria’s Secret catalog despite all the porn available to you, which in and of itself is weird as fuck…but here’s the september catalog like it matters anyway…cuz I’ll look at half naked girls, who are paid millions and photoshopped, to give me unrealistic expectations from other girls…who will undoubtedly disappoint me when they get naked because they aren’t bikini models…..if you know what I mean… CLICK MORE TO SEE ALL THE PICS…There’s 100 of them…I posted the whole fucking catalog yo’…

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Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Maryna Linchuk Is My Ultimate Fantasy

Thanks to a paparazzi with a zoom lens, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at what I’m assuming is the next Victoria’s Secret commercial. Unless these girls normally hang out on balconies in lingerie and giant angel wings, and for the sake of my fantasies, I’m not ruling that one out just yet. Either way, enjoy these shots of Karlie Kloss , Alessandra Ambrosio , Adriana Lima , Lily Aldridge , and Maryna Linchuk . But next time the paps want to sneak behind-the-scenes shots, I’d prefer if they did it in the dressing rooms. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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I Like Bad Bitches for Victoria’s Secret that’s My Problem of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Bregje Heinen, Adriana Lima and whoever else is in the mix, are doing the same old repetitive shit for Victoria’s Secret that is hardly as exciting as an era before the internet when it was all I had to masturbate, but still worth looking at, even if it lacks creativity, substance, flavor or really anything beyond hot bitches half naked…which apparently is good enough to build a billion dollar business off of…

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Adriana Lima’s Technique Needs A Little Pop

There’s not much to say about these pictures of Adriana Lima putting away groceries in her trunk, other than her technique could use a little work. I’d hate for her to pull a back muscle so girl needs to bend those knees, arch her back and stick that supermodel booty far out. And let’s not forget to make sure to wear lingerie when doing so.

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are some catalog shots of Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret that are photoshopped to shit and shot in a way that doesn’t make her look like an old fat mom of 12. I guess she’s one of their big names and sells a lot of product for them and they are not ready to put her on the back burner of their roster and just have her show up to reunion tour events just yet, because they stupidly locked her into a 10 year contract they can’t get out of, without realizing that by 30, she’d look more like she’s 45, that never happens to models, they took a gamble, but at least the corrupt billion dollar company is doin the best they can with what they have….I guess.

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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up… I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway.. TO SEE PICS OF HER AT SOME VICTORIA’S SECRET EVENT LOOKING OLD…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima shares What is Sexy – Hollywood.TV

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Three of Victoria’s Secret’s most popular Angels — Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo celebrated the 8th annual What is Sexy? List at Shutters …

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Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Behati Prinsloo Are Professional Blow Kissers

I don’t know when blowing kisses became the go-to move for supermodels, they must teach it to them in Victoria’s Secret basic training, right after Lingerie 101, but here’s Adriana Lima , Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo showing off their skills. If you ask me, Adriana seems to have the best technique of the three. No surprises there though, it’s clearly a difficult maneuver to master, and she’s had a few more years to practice. » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Adriana Lima Gives Good Face Adriana Lima Forgets To Wear Her Bra Adriana Lima’s Breasts Look Huge! Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing… One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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