One of these days, Victoria’s Secret is going to finally have to pass the torch (or I guess the million-dollar bra) from Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio to a new generation of hotties, and whenever that day comes, I vote for Sara Sampaio to become the new face booty of the company. She’s perfect for it.
Sara Sampaio dressed up like a Plastic Surgery ridden model – to divert from any plastic surgery she’s likely had – to reaffirm that she’s all natural and that is why Victoria’s Secret like her so much….you know…skinny and all natural…straight from PORTUGAL….to million dollar contracts in NYC, like she wasn’t created in a lab with Adriana Lima DNA and she’s not a humanoid…. THAT SAID…good costume…it reminds me of every girl on the social media…and that gives boners… She’s also red riding hood… The post Sara Sampaio’s Solid Halloween Costumes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know Martha Hunt isn’t as much of a household name as some of the other Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, like Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima , but if you’re a regular reader, then you already know all about this blonde hottie. And if you don’t? Well, you’re going to want to check out this photoshoot she did for GQ South Africa very closely. We’re talking your-nose-an-inch-from-your-screen close. Trust me. It’s 30-45 seconds well spent.
Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working? Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable… Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions? Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs. The post Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation… I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus… That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation… I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus… That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Delilah Hamlin is the part of the George Hamlin / Lisa Rina sex that didn’t end up on Lisa Rina’s panties while on her way to the Soap Opera I think she worked on, I’m too lazy to figure out what that big fake lipped freak built her cheesy career off of, but I am very into knowing more about this daughter of her, being totally on trend with the see through top, all the young girls are doing this, if you leave your house there’s so many fucking nipples, almost making me want to attend a fashion party where i’d do all the fashion coke, and fuck all the fashion women, and leave with all the fashion herpes…but they won’t let me in past the door…door men are dicks…but what an amazing situation, or life to live, or world to be in…knowing that girls everywhere leave the house tits out…especially when coupled with the hormones in the food that have made so many great young tits…it’s like we are in paradise in one way but hell in most other ways…but at least there are tits…tits I would have loved to see back in my club days…but didn’t because girls were into push up bras not letting their tits be out for everyone… The internet porn and social media has made the mainstream kids so progressive. The post Delilah Hamlin Full TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model that people in Portugal never heard of until she got famous in America working for the evil panty company as the back-up Adriana Lima – when the brand knew Lima was too old, but didn’t have the heart to tell Lima, who happens to still be working, because they don’t have the heart to tell her to settle down, and just continue as long as she goes hopping soon enough she’ll tap out… I think it’s safe to assume she was built in a lab, a possible clone, genetic mutation creation…positioned as the new LIMA…you know “let’s say she’s from portugal, not his missile silo lab in OHIO we bought because we are a billion dollar a year brand”….basic logic really.. Well, whatever she is, she fights for the rights of skinny chicks and I like that…and I like her enough to post her…as she does NY Fashion week with her tits out – nipples exposed because in case you haven’t been paying attention – that’s the trend…ALL NIPPLES ALL THE TIME – EVERYONE NIPPLES – ALL THE TIME… TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s New York Fashion week, which means all these losers who think they are important come together for some bullshit, wearing silly outfits, feeling exclusive, perpetuating an industry of overpriced rags, that are made in factories, that people can’t afford, that increase our carbon footprint, and that distract from real issues….it’s idiotic…people paying thousands for pollution generating fabrics…ridiculous… What the fuck is a “Fashion Icon” anyway…it’s bullshit…they call Kendall Jenner a Fashion ICON…fuck you FAKE NEWS…THIS SHIT DOESN’T MATTE… BUT tits matter and tits happened at Harper’s Bazaar had an event that the theme was see through dresses – since bitches brought out the tits…. Like Elsa Hosk… Chelsea Leyland – Leomie Anderson Daphne Groeneveld Carol Alt… Anna Cleveland And Adriana Lima….hid the nipples but brought the cleavage.. Same with Karlie Kloss…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nipples at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career: Posted morning instagram photos…. The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch…. The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume…. Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are…. Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man… And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus… More old timers… Group Shot: Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot.. Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model. The post Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .