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Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures

I’m being told that this Monique Weingart chick is from America’s Next Top Model season 16, she’s pretty damn good looking so I don’t have any problems believing that, I do however have a problem believing that America’s Next Top Model has been on the air for sixteen seasons. What the hell? Are there that many chubby girls and gay dudes interested in this garbage? I guess so, how can I get in on this racket? Anyhow, The woman sure knows how to make a bikini look good. Nicely done.

Ali Fedotowsky Bikini Pictures

Who is this Ali Fedotowsky chick again? Is she one of the Bachelorette hussies? I think she is, she seems lonely and desperate for affection. Whoever she is, she’s giving us a good look at her decent bikini booty. I like it. I mean some deep knee bends would probably go along way towards making me like it even more, but so far so good. I’d give her a rose. The rose is a euphemism for humping right?

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot Continues of the Day

You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amy Childs’ Big Breasts In A Little Shirt

Here’s busty British hotness Amy Childs taking a little time out of her busy day to stuff her giant breasts into a little t-shirt for something called Sport Relief 2012 . I don’t know that it, but I support it one hundred percent. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on with that little bulge-like thing in her short shorts, but I’ll look past it. I don’t want to know anything about it. Boobs!

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms… TO SEE THE REST OF THE 30 PICS I WAS TOO LAZY TO UPLOAD…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Seyfried’s Retro Sexiness

So I was a little excited when I heard that Amanda Seyfried was chosen to play a pornstar in some up coming movie, I was hoping it was a biopic on Jenna Jameson, but when I found out she was playing 70′s pornstar Linda Lovelace I wasn’t all that impressed. Here she is on set looking a little too authentic for my taste. Do you think she’s got a giant 70′s bush under there just to be authentic? Gross. Maybe it’s a pubic toupee. I wonder if we’ll see her boobs.

Amy Childs Classes Up The Cleavage

I’m not sure if I’m pleased or disappointed that Amy Childs keeps getting invited to all these fancy galas and parties and red carpet events. Part of me likes to see her all tarted up in an evening gown, she’s got some classy cleavage, but I miss seeing her hammered in her little skanky outfits having trouble getting out of taxis without her lady parts falling out. Good times.

Amy Childs Classes Up The Cleavage

I’m not sure if I’m pleased or disappointed that Amy Childs keeps getting invited to all these fancy galas and parties and red carpet events. Part of me likes to see her all tarted up in an evening gown, she’s got some classy cleavage, but I miss seeing her hammered in her little skanky outfits having trouble getting out of taxis without her lady parts falling out. Good times.

Karlie Kloss for Numero of the Day

Karlie Kloss was the featured model in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….who they played up as the Victoria’s Secret virgin they pulled out of the mid-west and offered to launch her like she was a tribal village dwelling Brazilian they bought for 2 donkeys and a bag of beads like Adriana Lima…but the truth is, her skinny frame, that wasn’t build for modeling lingerie, but that was build for modeling eating disorder campaign pamphlets to hand out to high school girls….was a model before…part of an agency, doing fashion runway shit and covers of fashion magazines, and here she is in a photoshoot video for Numero….I didn’ watch it…but it may be hot…who knows…

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Karlie Kloss for Numero of the Day

Lily Aldridge’s Perfect Supermodel Booty

As far as supermodels go, Lily Aldridge would probably be considered second string. Not that she’s not incredibly gorgeous, but she’s just not as popular as some of the bigger names. I want to change that, the woman is absolutely gorgeous. Here she is showing off that great little supermodel booty in a whole lot of sexy lingerie shots. That thing deserves to hit the big time. Wait a minute, I think I recently read that she’s pregnant…. That blows! Although, supermodels tend to bounce back from the whole baby thing in like a couple of weeks, so I think she’ll be alright. Enjoy.