Trace Adkins performed in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on Wednesday evening. But the only thing that stunk worse than the chemical plants in The Garden State that night was the breath on this country singer. Because he was wasted! In the following video, we see Adkins on stage, clearly slurring his words during a charity performance. Yes, he was on hand as part of a fundraiser in honor of St. Jude’s Hospital. But we need not even attach a question mark to the headline above because there's no doubt here that Adkins had had way too much to drink. He could scarcely make it through his own material, as many people in attendance scurried for the exit once it became clear what was happening. Fortunately, Adkins has at least tried to make up for his miscue by making a large personal donation to the Children's Hospital. We tip our cap to him for that gesture. But we also hope he gets help. Back in 2014, Adkins got in a fight with a Trace Adkins look-alike on a cruise ship and subsequently went to rehab. He later got divorced from his wife of 16 years . So… props to Adkins for the way in which he made up for this embarrassing performance. But also a tip for Adkins: Admin you have a problem. Seek professional assistance. Check out snippets from the drunken charity performance below:
If you spend any time at all on social media, you’re likely familiar with both Martin Shkreli and Pokemon Go. The two out-of-left-field phenomena have little in common other than the fact that they’ve both done a surprising amount of damage and the Internet can’t seem to get enough of them. Pokemon Go has resulted in a shocking number of injuries and existential crises , as well as a never-ending stream of frustrated social media users who don’t understand why their adult co-workers are engaging in serious arguments about Squirtles and Jiggly Puffs. Shkreli has caused a similar uproar, but for a much more serious reason. During his time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals the so-called “Pharma Bro” jacked up the price on a potentially life-saving medication . He also started a random feud with Ghostface Killah , despite the fact that most of us have been cautioned from a young age that the Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f–k with. Anyway, you’re probably wondering what Pikachu and the living incarnation of Millennial privilege could possibly have in common. Well, it seems that like many others, Shkreli is a big, big Pokemon Go fanatic. Unlike most, however, he might soon find it difficult to play the game thanks to a looming prison sentence. Back in December, Shkreli was arrested on securities fraud charges after investigators alleged that he used stock from Turing to pay off debt from a hedge fund that he’d previously run into the ground. At an arraignment in Brooklyn yesterday, Shkreli threw his co-defendant under the bus by requesting a separate trial. But the great part of this story is that a New York Daily News reporter claims that on his way out of the courtroom, Shkreli was heard to remark to his lawyer: “Can I go play Pokemon go now?” Yes, Shkreli has Charizards and Wartortles on the brain even as his future freedom hangs in the balance. Fortunately, he’s not due back in court til June of 2017, so he’ll have plenty of time to catch ’em all before he’s ensnared himself. View Slideshow: 9 Idiots Who Got Injured Playing Pokemon Go
If you spend any time at all on social media, you’re likely familiar with both Martin Shkreli and Pokemon Go. The two out-of-left-field phenomena have little in common other than the fact that they’ve both done a surprising amount of damage and the Internet can’t seem to get enough of them. Pokemon Go has resulted in a shocking number of injuries and existential crises , as well as a never-ending stream of frustrated social media users who don’t understand why their adult co-workers are engaging in serious arguments about Squirtles and Jiggly Puffs. Shkreli has caused a similar uproar, but for a much more serious reason. During his time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals the so-called “Pharma Bro” jacked up the price on a potentially life-saving medication . He also started a random feud with Ghostface Killah , despite the fact that most of us have been cautioned from a young age that the Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f–k with. Anyway, you’re probably wondering what Pikachu and the living incarnation of Millennial privilege could possibly have in common. Well, it seems that like many others, Shkreli is a big, big Pokemon Go fanatic. Unlike most, however, he might soon find it difficult to play the game thanks to a looming prison sentence. Back in December, Shkreli was arrested on securities fraud charges after investigators alleged that he used stock from Turing to pay off debt from a hedge fund that he’d previously run into the ground. At an arraignment in Brooklyn yesterday, Shkreli threw his co-defendant under the bus by requesting a separate trial. But the great part of this story is that a New York Daily News reporter claims that on his way out of the courtroom, Shkreli was heard to remark to his lawyer: “Can I go play Pokemon go now?” Yes, Shkreli has Charizards and Wartortles on the brain even as his future freedom hangs in the balance. Fortunately, he’s not due back in court til June of 2017, so he’ll have plenty of time to catch ’em all before he’s ensnared himself. View Slideshow: 9 Idiots Who Got Injured Playing Pokemon Go
I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days… I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files… The post Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These two hookers are trolling us, or maybe milking their tits and “friendship”, for a little publicity, because sister hookers need to have each other’s backs… Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski are both sex workers who have uses their sex work in a manipulative way to become “relevant” in pop culture, in an era where social media and good timing to create or rebrand them into something brands want to use, despite being sex workers, which makes no sense to me coming from an era where sex workers were pigeonholed. The rumor I heard and believe is that Em Rat Cow has been fucking Kanye his entire marriage to Kim K, because they are just in it for business. She met him on a music video shoot and seduced him with her tits….prior to the Blurred Lines tit video…and he flew her around the world to fuck, while Kim K was whoring at home… These are all opportunist cunts, so maybe this is some sister wife shit, or maybe Kim is showing who the alpha den mother is, or maybe just maybe they are all in this together on the scam…because it’s about money. The fact that two uneducated retard set of tits are trying to intellectualize how their tits empowered them to become millionaires…dragging this bullshit from a few weeks ago out, when they are both TERRIBLE influences on girls or the youth… I’m not mad that they exist, I actually don’t care, I just think they represent a lot that is wrong in the world, mainly that average looking girls can get ahead…but on the flip side, I love that girls starting out their adult lives at 18 think filming themselves fuck is the way to get ahead…cuz I’ll watch… Omg they are giving the finger…they are so hard with their floor lamp to light them int he bathroom and giving the “fuck you”….this is what the free world is about.. Some people need to disappear – these are two of them… The post Em Rat Cow and Kim Kardashian Milking Them Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These two hookers are trolling us, or maybe milking their tits and “friendship”, for a little publicity, because sister hookers need to have each other’s backs… Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski are both sex workers who have uses their sex work in a manipulative way to become “relevant” in pop culture, in an era where social media and good timing to create or rebrand them into something brands want to use, despite being sex workers, which makes no sense to me coming from an era where sex workers were pigeonholed. The rumor I heard and believe is that Em Rat Cow has been fucking Kanye his entire marriage to Kim K, because they are just in it for business. She met him on a music video shoot and seduced him with her tits….prior to the Blurred Lines tit video…and he flew her around the world to fuck, while Kim K was whoring at home… These are all opportunist cunts, so maybe this is some sister wife shit, or maybe Kim is showing who the alpha den mother is, or maybe just maybe they are all in this together on the scam…because it’s about money. The fact that two uneducated retard set of tits are trying to intellectualize how their tits empowered them to become millionaires…dragging this bullshit from a few weeks ago out, when they are both TERRIBLE influences on girls or the youth… I’m not mad that they exist, I actually don’t care, I just think they represent a lot that is wrong in the world, mainly that average looking girls can get ahead…but on the flip side, I love that girls starting out their adult lives at 18 think filming themselves fuck is the way to get ahead…cuz I’ll watch… Omg they are giving the finger…they are so hard with their floor lamp to light them int he bathroom and giving the “fuck you”….this is what the free world is about.. Some people need to disappear – these are two of them… The post Em Rat Cow and Kim Kardashian Milking Them Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Before he confirmed to the world that everything was fine, Richard Simmons got a house call from the LAPD. Law enforcement performed a welfare check on the fitness guru after receiving a phone call from someone claiming Simmons was the victim of “elder abuse.” According to Radar Online , the visit took place on January 24th, 2015, and the police interviewed both Simmons and his housekeeper for over an hour. Simmons “was questioned away from his housekeeper and anyone else in the house,” a source told the publication. “This is commonly done during welfare checks to make sure the person knows they can say anything, and are safe. “Richard was happy to know that his fans were concerned. He had a range of emotions during the interview and did shed a few tears.” Friends were concerned when Simmons started missing important events. However, the 67-year-old was “adamant that there was nothing amiss,” the source added “No one was holding him hostage. He just wanted to take a break from the spotlight. He revealed there was pain with an ongoing knee injury and that he did feel overwhelmed at times. He said he had been going to doctor appointments.” “The housekeeper was also questioned separately and even offered to go down to headquarters for further interviews,” the source added. “Richard was upset that she was being scrutinized, but she understood it and was very cooperative.” After conducting the interviews, cops made no discoveries in regards to abuse. “Cops concluded Richard was in no danger, and explained they had to come out and investigate it,” the source said. “He was very sweet about the whole thing. It just seems like for the first time in his adult life, he was putting himself first.” The concern prompted Simmons to put any rumors about his personal life to rest. “No one should be worried about me,” Simmons told Entertainment Tonight over the phone. “The people that surround me are wonderful people who take great care of me.”
Amber Rose Talks Being Considered A “Slut” In Hustler Amber Rose doesn’t really consider herself a slut. But its a term that’s been hurled at her so much her entire life, she’s reached the point of “fawk it” and has decided to turn the term into something empowering for her. As Amber explains to Hustler in their upcoming June issue, after constant attacks on her character because of her sexuality — even going all the way back to middle school — Amber has learned to live for herself only and let the judgement of strangers roll off her back. Amber described being singled out as a pretty girl many boys liked in school, and eventually being tricked and slut-shamed because of it: “I was about 14. I was still a virgin, and me and my friends, we just started kissing boys. And I was making out with this boy I know in the closet, and he was like, ‘Get down on your knees.’ I was like, ‘Why?’ Because I just didn’t understand. I was so young that I didn’t get it. And he was like, ‘No, just get down on your knees. I’m telling you, I just got to show you something.’ And I’m like, ‘Okay.’ I get down on my knees, and he opens the closet door. All my friends are out there. And his d**k is out. In my face. It was pitch black. I had no idea. I think it was a sweatpants situation where it was quick. He opens the door and all my friends, everybody — it’s like a bunch of kids out there and They were like, ‘Oh, my God, look, she was sucking his d**k.’ I was like, ‘No, I wasn’t. I swear to God. I wasn’t doing that.’ And they were like ‘Yeah, you were. It was in your face.’ I didn’t even know what was going on. I went to school, and it was horrible.” And explained why by her adult life, she learned to just embrace the term “slut,” own it, and stop caring what people thought: “I did it because, I was married and had a baby, and I was still a slut to people. When I first came out I was dating a famous guy, and I was still a slut. It didn’t matter. It didn’t matter who I was with or what I had on or what I said. I was always a slut in people’s eyes just because I was pretty or I was comfortable with my body or I was very confident. So I got to the point where I was like, ‘I can’t win,’ and I just got to embrace it because I can’t scream at everyone on the internet and be like, ‘You don’t understand. That’s not me.” I’m like, I don’t give a f*ck about you. I don’t know you and you don’t know me. The only thing that can make me cry is sh*t that affects me personally in my life. But if you’re sitting in a cubicle writing comments, I don’t give a f*ck about you.” And why Kanye doesn’t bother her, but Wiz’s words hurt: “My ex slut-shaming me didn’t hurt me. I laughed. You got to laugh at that. That’s just ridiculous. It’s like, even if I had an STD, 30 showers will not get rid of it. Let’s be realistic, right? I definitely cried over my husband. I love my husband, but you know, people make mistakes, and he’s apologized a million times for it. He didn’t push that song [where he slut-shamed me] to be any bigger. He was just like, ‘I was just mad and upset, and I said something stupid, and I’m sorry.’ And I forgave him for that. I forgive everyone that has ever done me wrong in my life.” Well, good for her for not caring what people say…because she gets raked over the coals CONSTANTLY. Whatever you think of Amber, it definitely takes a strong person to face the level of criticism she has for most of her life and keep pushing… Amber’s issue of Hustler hits newsstands on Tuesday, March 15. Hustler / Splash / Instagram
Prior to last year’s Josh Duggar sex scandals , many were under the impression that it didn’t get much more squeaky-clean than the 19 Kids and Counting clan. Unfortunately for Josh’s siblings, however, his misconduct was so egregious that it’s caused the public to view his entire family differently – especially his two most high-profile sisters, Jill Dillard and Jessa Seewald. Though their own controversies are unrelated to Josh’s misdeeds, it’s hard to imagine that Jill and Jessa would be criticized so harshly if their family hadn’t fallen from grace in such a public fashion. First Jill was slammed for allegedly lying about her missionary work . Then Jessa was attacked for asking fans for for money in order to purchase new clothes and other items for her son, Spurgeon. Like we said, Jill and Jessa’s mini-scandals pale in comparison to Josh’s, but the reactions from former fans are indicative of how far the Duggars have fallen in the past year. As a result, of course, they’re being treated differently on all corners of the the Internet, which may be why Jill and Jessa have found unexpected (and unwanted) popularity on a website that serves as an online gathering place for foot fetishists. View Slideshow: Duggar Family Members: The Official Power Rankings! The sisters were reportedly shocked to learn that they’re featured on a site called Wikifeet, which – though not a porn site itself – is decidedly NSFW, in that it contains links to sites with more graphic content, as well as some seriously racy comment boards. Anna Duggar is also featured on the site, but it’s Jill and Jessa who are receiving the bulk of the unwanted attention. “Her feet and toes are beautiful, everything is in proper proportion,” wrote one commenter about Jill. “Gorgeous feet. Sublime harmony of the toes. I loved it, perfect!” said another about Jessa. Needless to say, it’s not the kind of praise the sisters relish, but it looks as though they have no legal recourse. Looks like it’s just one more embarrassment for the once-beloved Duggars. View Slideshow: The 11 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals of 2015
There are certain interviews that are painful to watch. Beyond painful. Excruciating. And wouldn't you know, this particular one involves Farrah Abraham. The Teen Mom star attended the 2016 AVM Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last month, where she was hawking her products and granting interviews to privileged reporters. SLAPTV's Roberto Raad spoke with Abraham, and – bless him – he was a trooper. It's not clear if Raad recognized Abraham or not, because he asked her about her favorite “set” experience, something he asked other stars at the Expo (and BTW, they were great sports). “Um, I haven't had a set experience. So, that's funny,” Abraham responded awkwardly. They went back and forth on whether Raad said “set” or “sex,” before Abraham clarified who she was and what she doing at the Expo. “I'm known for a celebrity sex tape. That's what I'm known for, so…” she trailed off. “Okay, so you are known for a celebrity sex tape , okay,” he asked. “And um, well, who is the celebrity?” Hah! “I am!” Abraham said, shocked that he didn't recognize her (new?) face. “I think this is probably the worst f**king interview I've even been in,” she continued. “I think maybe you should re-question being an interviewer.” Raad switched gears, hoping to get at least something useful out of Abraham. Did she think Leonardo DiCaprio was finally going to win Best Actor for his role in The Revenant ? “Okay, so Leo, who is he and why do you believe he will win?” Abraham asked. “Oh my god, I don't know where or what we are talking about.” Neither do we, Farrah. Neither do we. But as someone who's done interviews with talent, being rude to the reporter when they are trying to be as professional and polite as possible is bad form.
