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Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people… She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them…. I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit… FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist… The post Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it…. The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person… I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group…. I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do… I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance….. Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about. A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST The post Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer – I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true The post Alexis Ren Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria looks like shit…she’s old, she’s sloppy, but I guess she’s tighter bodied than the Mexicans she hires with their 6 babies as Mexicans do, because she’s got the genetics to be built like a Mexican but she tries so hard to not be a Mexican, she’s a cunt like that…I mean unless when it’s time for her to use it to her advantage like it was Sofia Vergara’s accent..you know that bitch can speak perfect english… That said, on an international level, Eva Longoria is HUGE. People are fucking obsessed with her, they think she’s some philanthropist or superstar, it’s like the David Hasselhoff effect where no one in AMerica gives a fuck about the motherfucker, but the rest of the world just latched on and love that person… Not that that matters, or her and yet another man / husband / it’s not her first…in her bikini looking dumpy and it’s not just me saying that…it’s her nipples…blame the nipples..stare at the vag. The post Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chris Pratt to Hollywood: Objectify Me!

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Pratt really wants you to drool over his new and improved body. The Jurassic World, who has famously lost a ton of weight over the years, opened up this week to The Hollywood Reporter about a certain double standard in Hollywood. “A huge part of how my career has shifted is based on the way that I look, on the way that I’ve shaped my body to look,” Pratt said . “I think it’s OK, I don’t feel appalled by it.” Pratt, who won us over forever when saluting the flag with his son last month, added: “I think it’s appalling that for a long time only women were objectified, but I think if we really want to advocate for equality, it’s important to even things out. “Not objectify women less, but objectify men just as often as we objectify women.” It sounds like Pratt is making a joke, but he’s serious. And he makes a good point, doesn’t he? “There are a lot of women who got careers out of it, and I’m using it to my advantage. And at the end of the day, our bodies are objects,” Pratt concluded. “We’re just big bags of flesh and blood and meat and organs that God gives us to drive around.” View Slideshow: 21 Times Chris Pratt Made Us Want to Dump Our Boyfriends

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Cara Delevingne for Topshop of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, weirdo face Cara Delevingne….who only matters because she’s pulled off some kind of solid scam using her rich girl access to her advantage by associating herself with A-listers, propelling her to the A-list…leading to a modeling career, that more than one photographer who has worked with her have told me she is totally intolerable to work with….a total fucking cunt they hate working with…but that more importantly…a modeling career that would confuse the fuck out of anyone who ever sees her in her candid quirky, definitely ugly candids….but for some reason, looks amazing anytime she does professional photos…like this shit for top shot, that I’m not paid to promote, but that I am paid to be confused by…just not very much…because I’m a failure….and Cara Delevingne is not…

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It Ain’t Just “Us”: New Zealand Town Plans Bus Trip To Neighboring City After Local KFC Burns Down

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

See, they love it too! How much gas are YOU willing to burn to eat fried chicken ? New Zealand Town Plans Bus Trip To KFC After Fire Destroyed Local Restaurant via Stuff A colonel’s road trip is being organised to help New Plymouth fried chicken fans satisfy their cravings. The New Plymouth store caught fire at the start of the month and has been closed for two weeks while it’s stripped and re-built. Whispers about a bus trip to the Hawera store this weekend surfaced yesterday after a post appeared on the KFC Facebook page asking if anyone was interested. General manager Jamie McKaughan confirmed the speculation, saying “there was a lot of truth to the rumours”. “I want to help our wonderful New Plymouth community. We’re going to put a colonel’s coach together and offer it up in a competition. We’ll put them on a bus to Hawera let them have their meal then bus them back,” he said. “It’s probably going to be at least another four weeks before the drive-through is open and another six to eight weeks before we re-open the whole story.” Lmao! REALLY?? Is it THAT serious??? In the meantime, fans of the colonel’s secret recipe having been travelling south for a fix, McKaughan said. Committed chicken lovers did the same thing in 2010 when the New Plymouth store closed while it underwent a $1.5 million upgrade. When it did re-open, less than three months later, there was a stampede on the restaurant which caused traffic chaos and waits of up to 40 minutes. Competition details are yet to be finalised but McKaughan said he hoped they would be released to the public later this week. Not sure what the black population of New Zealand is, but if this doens’t destroy the stereotype then nothing will.

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Lecrae’s Anomaly Hits No. 1 On Billboard 200 [Photos]

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lecrae used his gifts from God to his advantage and his seventh studio album in Anomaly is the #1 album in the country as a result… Continue

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13 Kim Kardashian Photos SHE DOES NOT Want You to See!

Posted on August 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Okay, so Kim Kardashian is a terrible mom , a talentless, materialistic, fame-hungry human being, and the biggest reason that the rest of the world hates America. But at least she’s hot, right?! Well … not all the time. 13 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look. Everyone poses for a fugly photo now and then, but while you might be powerless when your Great Aunt Edna tags you on Facebook, Kim is anything but. With an army of PR specialists to help hide unflattering pics from the world, Mrs. West does her best to scrub the best of any less than flattering images. But this is the Internet Age, and she has cameras on her 24/7. Even the daily avalanche of Kim Kardashian bikini selfies can’t bury every pic of Kim looking like she should be strolling through Wal-Mart stocking up on one-ply TP and bargain basement diapers for North. The main lesson to be learned from the gallery above is that there’s no avoiding the occasional foul photo, no matter who you are or what you do. So next time you end up on Instagram mid-blink with nacho cheese on your chin, just be glad that unlike Kim, you don’t have 17 million followers. The other lesson to be learned is: Kim crying in public is a terrible sight to behold. It’s amazing that she still allows herself to be photographed weeping in public, but we wouldn’t be surprised if she used her ugly crier status to her advantage. We’re guessing Kanye gives her anything she wants just to keep her from crumpling up her face in front of the paparazzi. And if he doesn’t he should start.

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Kendall Jenner Grabbin Her Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is a delicate flower…who knows exactly what she’s doing thanks to her family of hookers…only to her advantage she’s a taller, skinnier, better looking version of those girls, and I like to look at it from the perspective that she used those half breeds and her mom to work for her….and pave the way for her…by doing all the bottom feeding shit, allowing this one to just walk in, doors already open…with opportunities that present themselves that she can pick and choose from.. Meaning, if she doesn’t want to get topless or need to get topless to pay her rent, but still gets topless, it is her inner slut behavior… So anytime you see her out whoring, like this photoshoot, it is all stuff she wants to be doing…which I like, because it takes any questions out of the equation…not that you had any questions about Kendall, she’s more the kind of gold that crawled out of the polluted uterus you don’t really pay attention to, but rather just stare at.

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