The 3D titty flick 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy was a huge box-office hit across Asia…so big that a sequel is already in the works. And like any savvy producer would, franchise mastermind Stephen Shiu Jr. is making the sequel bigger than its predecessor. How big? He’s inventing a whole new dimension for it. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the softcore skinsation of a lifetime… 4D Sex and Zen: Slayer of a Thousand from the Mysterious East. What’s 4D? We have no idea. But rest assured, whatever it is, it’s going to involve a whole lot of jiggling. See the red-band trailer for 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy after the jump!
She made her name in Hollywood playing tough-minded, totally covered up teens in Winter’s Bone (2010) and the upcoming The Hunger Games (2012), but Jennifer Lawrence is showing her softer (and slicker) side in the new issue of Esquire. Jennifer posed in her skivvies for a set of highly greased-up pics that show her sporting an alluring post-workout look, which is appropriate considering the tough athletic training she went through filming her new movie. ” You can’t diet when you are filming a movie like The Hunger Games, running in 100 degree weather and doing all these stunts, ” she tells Glamour Uk of her intense regimen. “ Anyway, Katniss is supposed to be a hunter; she is meant to be scary. Kate Moss running at you with a bow and arrow isn’t scary. ” This isn’t the first time Jennifer has gone through a physical transformation for a movie- she sat through eight hours of makeup every day being covered in blue body paint and silicone scales for her role as Mystique in X-Men: First Class (2011). And she actually gained weight for the role, just in case you couldn’t tell it was a woman under all of that makeup: “ I’m really baby-faced ,” she says. “ I knew I was basically going to be naked on camera and I didn’t want to look like a little boy – I wanted to look like a woman. ” Well, you know, Jennifer, the best way to show audiences that you’re all woman is to lose the clothes entirely…what’s that? You’re down for that, too? “ So far, I haven’t found a film I’d love to be naked in, ” she explains. “ But I certainly never look at an actress naked in a movie and judge her. It’s a human body, which is a beautiful thing, right? So stay tuned… ” Oh we will, Jennifer. We will. See more slick, sexy pics of Jennifer Lawrence in Esquire after the jump!
I won’t waste space rattling off a list of the personal and professional troubles that have plagued Lindsay Lohan ‘s life and career in recent years, so let’s cut to the chase: Will her Saturday Night Live hosting gig this weekend — her fourth time on the show after some admittedly hilarious prior turns — show the world that La Lohan’s ready to mount a comeback? Watch a healthy-ish-looking Lohan vaguely touch on her well-documented absence from glory in her SNL promos after the jump. First thoughts: – Who sent Lohan to Zooey Deschanel’s hairdresser ? – Am I the only one transfixed by the plasticized morphing of her face from the face I thought she had? – Seriously, I know Kenan Thompson is in this bit too, but I can’t. Stop. Staring. At Lohan. – Linds-sanity! What would Ben & Jerry put in that flavor of ice cream? – Glimmers of the comic timing I remember seeing in Lohan long ago. Encouraging! Anyway, I’m setting my DVR now. [ NBC via LA Times ]
If these pics of British fashion models strutting their stuff clad in nothing but fine millinery look familiar, that’s because they are. This same scene appeared in the 1994 film Ready to Wear – complete with heavily pregnant, totally naked model- but with one key difference. Ready to Wear was a satire of the fashion industry, a point that seems to have been lost in this presentation by Welsh hatmaker Robyn Coles and her knocked-up counterpart, former glamour model and Miss Wales Sophia Cahill . But don’t tell them that- they might not do it again! Play com-bare and contr-ass with pics from the Robyn Coles runway show and Ready to Wear after the jump!
“Buppetry” is short for “boob puppetry,” and as it is practiced on the blog Tit Thinks It’s People it’s officially our new favorite internet meme. The only rule? All submissions must be anonymous- no faces. Just funbags. Forget “shit people say to other people” or that cat who looks like a pop tart, this is what we want to see our second cousin’s ex-wife post on her Facebook wall. Get to it, ladies! See more outstanding examples of “Buppetry” in action after the jump!
Last night’s 84th Annual Academy Awards were an exceptionally tame affair full of silent-film nostalgia and beige gowns. If you didn’t watch it, you didn’t miss much. Maybe that’s why the media is going nuts over a supposed nip slip from Jennifer Lopez as she presented an award with Cameron Diaz last night. The Skin Staff saw the supposed wardrobe malfunction as it happened, and after going back and carefully SKINspecting the footage, we have determined that that, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen), is nothing but…. nipple tape . Yes, what you are seeing is what J-Lo uses to keep her Jennies from the Block inside her gown, not the areola itself. You be the judge with video of the “wardrobe malfunction” and Jennifer Lopez nip slip pics after the jump!
It’s Oscar Sunday! Keep track of your Oscar pool ballots with Movieline’s list of Academy Award winners, updated throughout the telecast — and chime in below with your thoughts on which of Hollywood’s brightest most deserved their statuettes, who gave the best acceptance speeches (and runners-up-caught-on-camera faces), and which were the biggest surprises of the night. Aaaaand The Artist performed as expected (read Movieline’s review here ), taking Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Costume Design and Best Score, with Martin Scorsese’s Hugo running a close second on the night with five awards of its own. And Uggie made an appearance! What were your favorite wins and speeches of the night? Winners highlighted in bold below. BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY Guillaume Schiffman, The Artist Jeff Cronenweth, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Robert Richardson, Hugo Emmanuel Lubezki, The Tree of Life Janusz Kaminski, War Horse BEST ART DIRECTION Laurence Bennett, Robert Gould, The Artist Stuart Craig, Stephanie McMillan, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Dante Ferretti, Francesca Lo Schiavo, Hugo Rick Carter, Lee Sandales, War Horse BEST COSTUME DESIGN Mark Bridges, The Artist Michael O’Connor, Jane Eyre Sandy Powell, Hugo Lisy Christl, Anonymous Arianne Phillips, W.E. BEST MAKEUP Albert Nobbs Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 The Iron Lady BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FEATURE Bullhead , Belgium Footnote , Israel In Darkness , Poland Monsieur Lazhar , Canada A Separation , Iran BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Berenice Bejo, The Artist Jessica Chastain, The Help Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs Octavia Spencer, The Help BEST FILM EDITING Michel Hazanavicius and Anne-Sophie Bion, The Artist Kevin Tent, The Descendants Thelma Schoonmaker, Hugo Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Christopher Tellefsen, Moneyball BEST SOUND EDITING Drive The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Hugo Transformers: Dark of the Moon War Horse BEST SOUND MIXING The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Hugo Moneyball Transformers: Dark of the Moon War Horse BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE Hell and Back Again If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory Pina Undefeated BEST ANIMATED FILM FEATURE A Cat in Paris Chico and Rita Kung Fu Panda 2 Puss in Boots Rango BEST VISUAL EFFECTS Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Hugo Real Steel Rise of the Planet of the Apes Transformers: Dark of the Moon BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Christopher Plummer, Beginners Max Von Sydow, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Jonah Hill, Moneyball Kenneth Branagh, My Week with Marilyn Nick Nolte, Warrior BEST ORIGINAL SCORE John Williams, The Adventures of Tintin Ludovic Bource, The Artist Howard Shore, Hugo Alberto Iglesias, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy John Williams, War Horse BEST ORIGINAL SONG “Man or Muppet,” The Muppets “Real in Rio,” Rio BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY Stan Chervin, Aaron Sorkin and Steven Zaillian, Moneyball George Clooney, Grant Heslov and Beau Willimon, The Ides of March John Logan, Hugo Bridget O’Connor and Peter Straughan, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, The Descendants BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris J.C. Chandor, Margin Call Asghar Farhadi, A Separation Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT Pentecost Raju The Shore Time Freak Tuba Atlantic BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement God is the Bigger Elvis Incident in New Baghdad Saving Face The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom BEST ANIMATED SHORT Dimanche/Sunday The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore La Luna A Morning Stroll Wild Life BEST DIRECTOR Woody Allen Midnight in Paris Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life Alexander Payne, The Descendants Martin Scorsese, Hugo BEST ACTOR Demián Bechir, A Better Life George Clooney, The Descendants Jean Dujardin, The Artist Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Brad Pitt, Moneyball BEST ACTRESS Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs Viola Davis, The Help Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn BEST PICTURE The Artist The Descendants Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close The Help Hugo Midnight in Paris The Tree Of Life Moneyball War Horse Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitt
The champagne’s been tippled, the winners are all celebrating, and somewhere Uggie ‘s getting a LOT of sausages. So let’s relive the highlights of the 2012 Academy Awards show! Click through for Movieline’s gallery and name your favorite moment from the big night. Was it Best Supporting Actress Octavia Spencer ‘s emotional acceptance speech? Or Descendants co-scripter Jim Rash’s impromptu Angelina Jolie impersonation? Those bits and more in vivid photographic detail after the jump! Click to launch the Oscars 2012 gallery . Miss the show? Relive the best (and worst) of the 2012 Academy Awards in Movieline’s liveblog .
Welcome to the Tournament of THG: Couples Edition, where you decide the best celebrity couple EVER! The concept is simple: Pick your favorite pair in each poll. Done. The semifinal round begins Monday, so this is your last chance to cast virtual ballots for the second-round contests, all hotly contested star-studded battles. Robsten, the Royals, the President and First Lady, and Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are all in tough battles as the fight to make the vaunted Final Four. Who will advance to the semifinals? We will update the official bracket and begin the next round next week. Until then, VOTE below (and after the jump)!
We told you about Cherry , the screenwriting debut of kinky porn queen Lorelei Lee , last week, and despite a mixed reception at the Berlin Film Festival the team is going full speed ahead in their quest for a distributor. And to lure in investors eager to see Ashley Hinsaw (left) and Heather Graham play porn stars, they’ve cut a trailer for the film- but we’re not sure why that’s really necessary. Because if a movie written by a porn star and co-starring Heather Graham doesn’t have any nudity in it (all we know is that The Hollywood Reporter cited a nonspecific enough skin to net a Cinemax sale” ), then this thing doesn’t stand a chance. And if it does? Then consider Skin Central SOLD! We can only offer a hundred bucks for it (the rest is all tied up in Fleshlight for iPad stock), but still… See the trailer for Cherry after the jump!
