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Skin Central Reviews Machete Maidens Unleashed!

Director Mark Hartley made quite a skinpression here at Skin Central with his Ozploitation opus Not Quite Hollywood (2008), and we’re slappy to report that his newest movie, Machete Maidens Unleashed! , is a wildly entertaining documentary that follows the first criteria for a good exploitation flick: it lives up to the promise of its title. Have you ever seen a drive-in movie about sexy female prisoners in an unidentified jungle hell fighting the Man with sub-machine guns, kung fu, and yes, even sometimes machetes? Those were all shot in the Philippines, and this is their story. Machete Maidens Unleashed ! (hereafter referred to as MMU ) tells the largely unknown story of American exploitation filmmaking in the Philippines. From the late 1960s through the early 1980s, Americans flocked to Manila, home of cheap film and cheaper labor, to churn out movies that featured a different, but still pretty great, kind of three Bs: boobs, blood, and beasts. More about Machete Maidens Unleashed! after the jump!

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Alexandria Daddario and Tania Raymonde to be Chainsaw Fodder in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D [PICS]

Following in the frightening footsteps of Halloween , Friday the 13th , and A Nightmare on Elm Street , Tobe Hooper ’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) is the newest horror franchise that studio heads are hoping to bring back from the dead. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D will hit theaters next year with a new and (maybe) improved spin on the classic B-movie tale of chainsaws and the cannibal rednecks who love them. The main course on this diabolical menu is Alexandra Daddario , who flashed a sexy peek at her panties in Hall Pass (2011). Alexandria will play Heather, a young woman who is summoned to a small Texas town to collect the inheritance left to her by a distant relative. When she arrives, Heather finds out the estate includes a live item…her cousin Leatherface . Tania Raymonde , who bared lip-smacking seat meat in Elsewhere (2009) and Wild Cherry (2009), co-stars as Heather’s BFF, who almost certainly will be Texas Chainsaw Massacred before the end credits roll. Gas up your power tool with sexy pics of Alexandria Daddario and Tania Raymonde after the jump!

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Alexandria Daddario and Tania Raymonde to be Chainsaw Fodder in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D [PICS]

Meet the New Nude Cast of Game of Thrones [PICS]

Casting has begun for the second season of HBO’s ever-expanding fantasy epic Game of Thrones , and speaking of ever-expanding, among the actresses joining the series there are some HARDened nude veterans. Dutch dish Carice Van Houten , who bared some excellent Van Hootage in Black Book (2006), is the nudest, followed by Captain America: The First Avenger’ s Natalie Dormer, who got some practice baring royal rackage on The Tudors . Also joining the cast is gorgeous 6’3″ giantess Gwendolyne Christie . Gwendolyne has yet to get nude on screen, but she has posed for some totally off-the-wall nude portraits for British photographer Polly Borland and already has her own Facebook group, Gwendolyne Christie is a Goddess . See the newest cast members of Game of Thrones nude after the jump!

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Amanda Righetti is Marvel’s Newest, Nudest Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. [PICS]

Skin Central likes a good superhero action flick as much as the next guy, but we do have one critique of the Marvel machine: their movies tend to be sausage fests. Case in point- out of the dozens of characters in Captain America: the First Avenger, only two, Hayley Atwell (who’s never appeared nude) and Natalie Dormer (nude in The Tudors ), are female. Well, looks like two will continue to be the magic number for Marvel as Scarlett Johannson ‘s Black Widow acquires a galpal to trade beauty tips with in the S.H.I.E.L.D.locker room. Amanda Righetti has been cast in the upcoming Avengers movie as “an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.” Amanda’s character hasn’t been publicly announced yet, but she’s likely to be playing Sharon Carter , niece of Cap’s galpal Peggy Carter (Atwell) and badass mercenary. Amanda’s best known for her role as bad girl Hayley on teen soap The O.C. , but she’s breast known at Mr. Skin for her fantastic nudity in the thriller Angel Blade (2002), where she handcuffs her lover to the bed and skingages in some kinky knife play. Could this be skinspiration for killer nudes in The Avengers ? Not likely, but Skin Central’s still looking forward to her (almost certainly) skin-tight superhero ensemble. See more of Amanda Righetti nude in Angel Blade after the jump!

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Kevin Costner In Talks for Sadistic Baddie in Django Unchained

It wouldn’t be a Quentin Tarantino film without some kind of reclamation project (see: John Travolta, Robert Forster, Pam Grier, David Carradine, Michael Parks), and so Django Unchained finally feels complete. Deadline reports that Kevin Costner is in talks to play the villainous sidekick of Leonardo DiCaprio in QT’ s latest genre potboiler, a role that goes wildly against Costner’s all-American wolf-dancing ’90s-era type.

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Kevin Costner In Talks for Sadistic Baddie in Django Unchained

In Honor of Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management, 9 Other Feature Comedies Adapted Into TV Series

It’s official: Lionsgate TV is adapting the 2003 Jack Nicholson-Adam Sandler comedy Anger Management into a sitcom for Charlie Sheen. In celebration of this feat, Movieline is revisiting nine other television series adapted from films with varying degrees of success. Reminisce after the jump.

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In Honor of Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management, 9 Other Feature Comedies Adapted Into TV Series

Mr. Skin’s DVD Finds: Joan Crawford in Dancing Lady

Mr. Skin’s Skin Wizards went way, way back to bring you today’s DVD find- way before she was Mommy Dearest, legendary movie star Joan Crawford gave us a skintriguing suggestion of cunny dearest with this outstanding camel toe shot from Dancing Lady (1933). Joan was always what you might call a “handsome” woman, and in her later years she grew positively drag queen-esque, but here’s prurient proof that Joan was packing pink lips underneath that old-fashioned bathing costume. The fella standing off to her left sure seems to approve- and so does Skin Central! See a closeup after the jump!

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Mr. Skin Congratulates This Year’s Emmy Nominudes

Nominations for the 63rd annual Primetime Emmy Awards were announced this morning in Los Angeles. And while the actress races aren’t quite as stacked (heh) as this year’s Oscars, of which 7 our of the 10 nominees were also nominudes, skinful series Mildred Pierce , Game of Thrones , Boardwalk Empire , The Borgias and True Blood all got some love from the Emmy voters. Join Skin Central as we rub down this year’s nominudes after the jump!

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Mila Kunis in GQ: Now That’ll Wake You Up in the Morning [PICS]

All right, Skin fans- we’ve tortured you enough for today with the Steve Buscemi dress. As a token of our apologies, we offer you this skintillating pic of Friends with Benefits star Mila Kunis sipping coffee in her bra and panties for the latest issue of GQ magazine. No hard feelings? Ok, some hard feelings. But a totally different kind. Mila, who recently won the undying affection of servicemen everywhere by agreeing to accompany a Marine currently stationed in Afghanistan on a blind date , proves herself to be quite the charming comedienne in her GQ Q&A. Mila and the interviewer discuss her comedy heroines ( Lucille Ball , Sarah Silverman , Tina Fey ), her undying devotion to Star Trek , and her love of a good dick joke: “Put me at a table with five guys making dick jokes and I will be right there with them. And, uh, I’m on Family Guy . I’ve been on that show for so long that I don’t get grossed out by anything. But I’ve never had an experience where it’s been a bunch of dudes making dick jokes and I was like, ‘Oh, there go the boys. I’m going to go get a pedicure and be back in an hour.’ ” Could she be any more perfect? Well, Skin Central can think of one way- how about a glimpse of those Kunis knockers, Mila? You’ll feel like you just drank a triple espresso on ice when you see more of Mila Kunis after the jump!

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Mila Kunis in GQ: Now That’ll Wake You Up in the Morning [PICS]

Mila Kunis in GQ: Now That’ll Wake You Up in the Morning [PICS]

All right, Skin fans- we’ve tortured you enough for today with the Steve Buscemi dress. As a token of our apologies, we offer you this skintillating pic of Friends with Benefits star Mila Kunis sipping coffee in her bra and panties for the latest issue of GQ magazine. No hard feelings? Ok, some hard feelings. But a totally different kind. Mila, who recently won the undying affection of servicemen everywhere by agreeing to accompany a Marine currently stationed in Afghanistan on a blind date , proves herself to be quite the charming comedienne in her GQ Q&A. Mila and the interviewer discuss her comedy heroines ( Lucille Ball , Sarah Silverman , Tina Fey ), her undying devotion to Star Trek , and her love of a good dick joke: “Put me at a table with five guys making dick jokes and I will be right there with them. And, uh, I’m on Family Guy . I’ve been on that show for so long that I don’t get grossed out by anything. But I’ve never had an experience where it’s been a bunch of dudes making dick jokes and I was like, ‘Oh, there go the boys. I’m going to go get a pedicure and be back in an hour.’ ” Could she be any more perfect? Well, Skin Central can think of one way- how about a glimpse of those Kunis knockers, Mila? You’ll feel like you just drank a triple espresso on ice when you see more of Mila Kunis after the jump!

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Mila Kunis in GQ: Now That’ll Wake You Up in the Morning [PICS]