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Christina Aguilera’s Fat Girl Boobs

I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

Clara Morgane’s Sexy 2011 Calender

According to Wikipedia, Clara Morgane was a former porn star, anchorwoman, advice columnist, lingerie designer, singer and for some reason I have never heard of her. A woman with this much credentials should be universally known and not kept as a secret in France. Anyway, here is her 2011 calendar. Check it out while I go look for her naughty movies online.

Xtina & Boyfriend — Horsing Around France

Filed under: Christina Aguilera , Matthew Rutler , Paparazzi Photo , Hook Ups Christina Aguilera celebrated her 30th birthday by treating her new lucky boyfriend Matthew Rutler to some wine on a cozy horse-drawn carriage ride through the luxury ski resort town of Courchevel, France the other day. Wait, whose birthday was it… Read more

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Lady GaGa Forgets Her Pants

I find it amazing what celebrities can get away with, here’s Lady GaGa doing some shopping the other day without any pants on. I get that she’s trying to be provocative, but give me a break. Someone needs to book her a gig in Singapore and watch the sparks fly. When I tried to do a little holiday shopping last week in an outfit not unlike this one, I received the beating of a lifetime by the security guards. Who knew testicles in a mall were considered so offensive. Double standard.

CoCo’s Got A Big Booty… We Get It

I’m all for a chick with some curves on her, but I think this is getting a little out of hand. Here are a couple of self pics of Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin in her tight red dress showing off an absolutely massive amount of booty. There is such a thing as too much booty, don’t let the rap songs fool you, this is one of those situation. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still like to go a few rounds with this thing just to see what all the fuss is about, but it’s a little much. Imagine her riding a bicycle… Weird.

Christina Aguilera — Happy Dirrty 30!

Filed under: Christina Aguilera , Beauty Believe it or not, but Christina Aguilera turns 30 today. They grow up so fast. Jazz hands. Read more

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Fergie’s Got Back

I do my best to not post pictures of Fergie’s busted old face, she should wear a Cobra Commander mask, but in a few of these shots it was just unavoidable. According to Wikipedia she’s only thirty five years old. I’m not buying it. When I look at that face I see an old spinster chasing men around at the senior center. The good news is she’s actually still got a good body and it’s worth looking at when she turns her head. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Is Not Attractive

This is the second post I’ve done today featuring Christina Aguilera and her not so attractive face, and I’m not proud of myself. It’s a good thing she’s got a decent body because she’s has not aged well. She kinda looks like one of those Hollywood old ladies who had a bit part in some movie sixty years ago and who’s been caking on the makeup ever since. You know the type. Luckily this ones got some nice boobs on her so it’s not all that bad. Close ups of her face are a bad idea. Eesh.

Cher Puts on Her Own ‘Burlesque’ Show

Filed under: Cher , Christina Aguilera , Fashion Cher , 64, made sure It was a starry, starry night at the ” Burlesque ” premiere in Madrid last night … thanks to a very see thru top. Christina Aguilera kept things under wraps and just let Cher shine. Read more

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Comes Out

It looks as though Christina Aguilera is taking her clown show all over the world promoting her crappy Burlesque movie, here she is looking, well looking kinda bad the other night. She’s not exactly a natural beauty is she? No wonder she hides behind so much make up. Anyhow, it’s my job to look for the positive in every situation, sort of, so I’m going to go ahead and say that at least her boobs look pretty good. No need for make up on those girls. Enjoy.