Elizabeth Turner is some busty aspiring model who looks like she’s made it – at least to a certain extent – because she’s got 650,000 followers, which means she’s getting paid, even if those are fake followers…and if they’re not fake followers..they are they for the big, seemingly natural, all American tits….as they should be… The only Elizabeth Turner story I have is that when she was freshly graduated from Duke, the pornstar University, she actually messaged me on social media asking for help promoting herself, or to do a shoot or whatever, which is hilarious, because if you’re asking for help from me, you’re either desperate, or into charity work, but I assume she reached out to a bunch of sites, because within the week, she went from a very insignificant following to something I guess she could sell…so there was a minute…where I almost helped her and her big break but didn’t because I prefer being unaffiliated with success or hot chicks, it gets in the way of me dissing them for being shameless…or attention whores.. Well, these are some pics of her lingerie shoot…from whatever the fuck this lingerie shoot is… Big Tits… The post Busty Elizabeth Turner Modeling Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something… All these half naked attention seekers… The post Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something… All these half naked attention seekers… The post Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
To be clear, we’re talking about a 16-pound newborn baby. And yes, this is a human baby that we’re talking about. There are some big newborns in this world, but not all of them make doctors wonder if the scale is broken. This prodigious boy is named Waylon Cole, and he was 16-pounds when he was born. (We can be kind of judgmental about baby names, but Waylon Cole is a genuinely good name, and with Cole as a middle name, he has a great backup if he doesn’t like being called Waylon ) Waylon’s father, Edmond Hallet, says that people in the delivery room thought that they’d broken the scale when trying to weigh the 16-pound baby . “The doctors and nurses were like, ‘Oh my god!’” Well, that’s pretty understandable in terms of reactions. Waylon was, of course, delivered via cesarean section, which is why he and his mother are still alive. But while the family expected that he would be a big baby, they honestly didn’t realize how large he’d become. “We ended up weighing him three times because no one could believe he actually weighed 16 pounds. At first I thought maybe the scale was broken.” The average newborn human weighs 7.5 pounds. The scales were telling them that Waylon weighed more than two average newborns. About 95% of babies weigh anywhere from about 5.5 pounds to 10 pounds. Some babies weigh slightly less when they’re placed on the scale. It’s not uncommon for a newborn to expel their meconium before even getting weighed. (Meconium is a bit of excrement, comprised of things that the baby ingested in utero — we’re talking cells, bile, and water) That can tip the scales and make a baby’s weight seem slightly less dramatic. But nothing, one way or the other, was going to make Waylon Cole seem like anything else than a giant. Waylon is 28-year-old Whitney Hallett’s fourth child, by the way. The other babies were within the range that’s usually considered to be big. The smallest was 8 pounds, 8 ounces. The second-smallest was 9 pounds, 14 ounces. The previous heavyweight champion of the Hallett family was born at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Obviously, Waylon Cole has knocked those records out of the park. He’s kind of knocked every other baby’s weight out of the park. Whitney had gestational diabetes, which can impact people who are pregnant. One potential effect of gestational diabetes is that the babies can grow especially large. But obviously Waylon Cole is a significant outlier. Waylon has now grown to 17 pounds and 7 ounces, and though he apparently sleeps more than the Hallett family’s other children did as babies, he’s totally healthy. A lot of babies set records at their respective hospitals, but we’ve never seen any newborn whose weight measured up to Waylon. View Slideshow: Florida Woman Gives Birth to Record-Sized Baby: See the Pics!
To be clear, we’re talking about a 16-pound newborn baby. And yes, this is a human baby that we’re talking about. There are some big newborns in this world, but not all of them make doctors wonder if the scale is broken. This prodigious boy is named Waylon Cole, and he was 16-pounds when he was born. (We can be kind of judgmental about baby names, but Waylon Cole is a genuinely good name, and with Cole as a middle name, he has a great backup if he doesn’t like being called Waylon ) Waylon’s father, Edmond Hallet, says that people in the delivery room thought that they’d broken the scale when trying to weigh the 16-pound baby . “The doctors and nurses were like, ‘Oh my god!’” Well, that’s pretty understandable in terms of reactions. Waylon was, of course, delivered via cesarean section, which is why he and his mother are still alive. But while the family expected that he would be a big baby, they honestly didn’t realize how large he’d become. “We ended up weighing him three times because no one could believe he actually weighed 16 pounds. At first I thought maybe the scale was broken.” The average newborn human weighs 7.5 pounds. The scales were telling them that Waylon weighed more than two average newborns. About 95% of babies weigh anywhere from about 5.5 pounds to 10 pounds. Some babies weigh slightly less when they’re placed on the scale. It’s not uncommon for a newborn to expel their meconium before even getting weighed. (Meconium is a bit of excrement, comprised of things that the baby ingested in utero — we’re talking cells, bile, and water) That can tip the scales and make a baby’s weight seem slightly less dramatic. But nothing, one way or the other, was going to make Waylon Cole seem like anything else than a giant. Waylon is 28-year-old Whitney Hallett’s fourth child, by the way. The other babies were within the range that’s usually considered to be big. The smallest was 8 pounds, 8 ounces. The second-smallest was 9 pounds, 14 ounces. The previous heavyweight champion of the Hallett family was born at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Obviously, Waylon Cole has knocked those records out of the park. He’s kind of knocked every other baby’s weight out of the park. Whitney had gestational diabetes, which can impact people who are pregnant. One potential effect of gestational diabetes is that the babies can grow especially large. But obviously Waylon Cole is a significant outlier. Waylon has now grown to 17 pounds and 7 ounces, and though he apparently sleeps more than the Hallett family’s other children did as babies, he’s totally healthy. A lot of babies set records at their respective hospitals, but we’ve never seen any newborn whose weight measured up to Waylon. View Slideshow: Florida Woman Gives Birth to Record-Sized Baby: See the Pics!
Ariel Winter clearly knew that, when she shared this new photo, the jokes would write themselves. So she decided to preempt us all in the captions. And you know what? Good for her. Ariel Winter shared this photo, and included her own joke. Effectively beating us all to the punch. Her caption? “I got crabs in Delaware.” We love a girl with media awareness and a sense of humor. Most STIs aren’t considered a laughing matter. Like, when Jenelle Evans suggested that an Instagram troll had AIDS was absolutely not funny in the slightest. But pubic lice, often referred to as “crabs,” are different. First of all, they’re neither deadly nor incurable. Second of all, crabs are actually dying out. (Not the crustaceans) While supermodel Ashley Graham may have a full bush and Amber Rose flaunted her bush on Instagram , pubic hair is way less popular these days than it was for most of the 20th Century. This isn’t the first period of time in history when removing body hair has been fashionable, of course. But pubic lice are really taking a hit because so many people’s grooming habits are destroying their habitats. While no one (aside from maybe a few entomologists) mourns their passing, some wonder if there’s a real chance that “crabs” jokes might need to be explained to future generations. It’s nice to think that at least one STI could naturally go extinct. (But scientists still need to work on, you know, curing all of the others) (…Also we never know when fashion trends will reverse, so crabs could see a huge comeback — so don’t get too comfortable) Ariel Winter’s sense of humor is really refreshing. Some stars seem totally oblivious of how they might be perceived. Or at least what people might say or joke based on what they’re seen doing. We all remember when Rob Kardashian cluelessly used the eggplant emoji when talking about his mother. (He meant literal eggplant stew that she was making but … that’s not what that emoji means) Ariel Winter knows that people are going to remark — she’s grown up as a celebrity — so she just goes for it. Sometimes, as with the crabs, it seems like she sets people up for jokes. Which is just super nice of her. Ariel Winter’s bikini pics don’t need the extra creative flare, but we’re glad that she goes for it anyway. She could have done a follow-up photo with her cute but much-older boyfriend Levi Meaden . If he’d, say, been handing her one of those crabs, or presenting her with a plate of them … You get it. We’d be able to joke that he gave her crabs. (With a joke that about how he got them from the waiter!) But Ariel Winter already gives us so much. It would be too selfish to demand more. Plus, maybe Levi Meaden’s new acting gig is keeping him busy. For my part, I’m not big on eating arthropods, whether they’re crickets or crabs. Actually, I’m not big on seafood in general. (Except in the form of sushi) But I absolutely adore Ariel Winter. How can you not? View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!
Ariel Winter clearly knew that, when she shared this new photo, the jokes would write themselves. So she decided to preempt us all in the captions. And you know what? Good for her. Ariel Winter shared this photo, and included her own joke. Effectively beating us all to the punch. Her caption? “I got crabs in Delaware.” We love a girl with media awareness and a sense of humor. Most STIs aren’t considered a laughing matter. Like, when Jenelle Evans suggested that an Instagram troll had AIDS was absolutely not funny in the slightest. But pubic lice, often referred to as “crabs,” are different. First of all, they’re neither deadly nor incurable. Second of all, crabs are actually dying out. (Not the crustaceans) While supermodel Ashley Graham may have a full bush and Amber Rose flaunted her bush on Instagram , pubic hair is way less popular these days than it was for most of the 20th Century. This isn’t the first period of time in history when removing body hair has been fashionable, of course. But pubic lice are really taking a hit because so many people’s grooming habits are destroying their habitats. While no one (aside from maybe a few entomologists) mourns their passing, some wonder if there’s a real chance that “crabs” jokes might need to be explained to future generations. It’s nice to think that at least one STI could naturally go extinct. (But scientists still need to work on, you know, curing all of the others) (…Also we never know when fashion trends will reverse, so crabs could see a huge comeback — so don’t get too comfortable) Ariel Winter’s sense of humor is really refreshing. Some stars seem totally oblivious of how they might be perceived. Or at least what people might say or joke based on what they’re seen doing. We all remember when Rob Kardashian cluelessly used the eggplant emoji when talking about his mother. (He meant literal eggplant stew that she was making but … that’s not what that emoji means) Ariel Winter knows that people are going to remark — she’s grown up as a celebrity — so she just goes for it. Sometimes, as with the crabs, it seems like she sets people up for jokes. Which is just super nice of her. Ariel Winter’s bikini pics don’t need the extra creative flare, but we’re glad that she goes for it anyway. She could have done a follow-up photo with her cute but much-older boyfriend Levi Meaden . If he’d, say, been handing her one of those crabs, or presenting her with a plate of them … You get it. We’d be able to joke that he gave her crabs. (With a joke that about how he got them from the waiter!) But Ariel Winter already gives us so much. It would be too selfish to demand more. Plus, maybe Levi Meaden’s new acting gig is keeping him busy. For my part, I’m not big on eating arthropods, whether they’re crickets or crabs. Actually, I’m not big on seafood in general. (Except in the form of sushi) But I absolutely adore Ariel Winter. How can you not? View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!
Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off… The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful… Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine…. Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier… HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN! The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ronald Murdock, a man with HIV, is being charged with murder in Ohio after his girlfriend died of AIDS. According to WTVG-TV, he is also being charged with felonious assault. OOn Tuesday, a judge set his bond at $1.5 million. https://twitter.com/BlackLeadersOrg/status/872431360455176192 Murdock was indicted last week for the February death of Kimberly Klempner. Murdock and Klempner […]
. But….at least she brought her cleavage, as did Heidi Klum, Suki Waterhouse, Josephine Skriver and Martha Hunt… All very important people sucking up to the Fashion Designers who hire them and make them relevant in this very very vapid industry and world we live in. Magic, but not really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cleavage at the CFDA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
