From the Royal Family to the First Family of Reality Television, it seems like every celebrity out there releases a Christmas card toward the end of every year. Which have been the funniest? Which have been the most sentimental? Let's take a look back at some of the most memorable celebrity Christmas cards over the past several years, shall we? 1. The Royals! Kensington Palace shared the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s 2015 Christmas. 2. Jersey Shore Somewhere between the gym, tanning and laundry, these former MTV stars found time to pose like THIS for Christmas. 3. Elizabeth Hurley Christmas time? Or sexy time?!? 4. Seth Rogen and James Franco Not Safe for Work Alert! (But definitely safe for humor!) 5. Charles and Camilla Dare we say it? This is simply adorable! 6. Hugh Hefner Hugh Hefner posed for this Christmas card alongside then-fiancee Crystal Harris. Shockingly, they are no longer together. View Slideshow
From the Royal Family to the First Family of Reality Television, it seems like every celebrity out there releases a Christmas card toward the end of every year. Which have been the funniest? Which have been the most sentimental? Let's take a look back at some of the most memorable celebrity Christmas cards over the past several years, shall we? 1. The Royals! Kensington Palace shared the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s 2015 Christmas. 2. Jersey Shore Somewhere between the gym, tanning and laundry, these former MTV stars found time to pose like THIS for Christmas. 3. Elizabeth Hurley Christmas time? Or sexy time?!? 4. Seth Rogen and James Franco Not Safe for Work Alert! (But definitely safe for humor!) 5. Charles and Camilla Dare we say it? This is simply adorable! 6. Hugh Hefner Hugh Hefner posed for this Christmas card alongside then-fiancee Crystal Harris. Shockingly, they are no longer together. View Slideshow
You didn’t think you would get out of 2016 without the universe once again testing the limits of believability and forcing you to seriously consider your stoner friend’s theory that the Matrix was a documentary, did you? Well, that’s just silly. The Year From Hell may be coming to a close, but the reign of the bad guys it brought to power has just begun. Our guess is that some time in early 2017, Trump and Putin will sit down with a Risk game board and a Sharpie, and circle the parts of the world doomed for nuclear annihilation, while this aspiring supervillain serves refreshments and takes notes: In case you’ve somehow remained blissfully unaware of his existence, that’s former pharmaceutical exec turned professional troll Martin Shkreli. Shkreli first gained fame for jacking up the price of a life-saving medication used by by AIDS and cancer patients by roughly 5,000 percent (not a typo) during his time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. He gained the sort of viral fame that’s not supposed to outlive one 24-hour news cycle, but Shkreli beat the odds by taking douche-baggery to previously unimagined extremes. One of the 32-year-old asshat’s strangest techniques for remaining semi-relevant is screwing with rappers (What could go wrong?) by obtaining the rights to their music and either releasing it or not releasing, depending on what will piss them off more. Shkreli’s first experiment with antagonizing guys who boast about violence for a living came when he purchased a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album , seemingly so that he could experience the joy of not streaming it for anyone else. Shkreli wound up feuding with Ghostface Killah , and continues to draw breath for reasons that remain unclear. Martin must have really enjoyed his near-death experience, because he’s been buying and stealing unreleased hip hop music ever since. Sometimes it works out for him, and he’s able to piss of millions of people, which we assume is the only way he can achieve sexual climax, but sometimes it doesn’t go so well, such as the time some hero stole $15 million from Shkreli while he was trying to obtain the exclusive rights to Kanye West’s latest album. Moments ago, Shkreli decided to kick off a beef with Lil Wayne by streaming portions of the rapper’s unreleased Tha Carter V album: Martin Shkreli Streams Lil Wayne Album “He’s talking about me in that song,” Shkreli tells the camera in the clip above, pointing to himself for emphasis. “Weezy. Cash Money.” Yeah, we get it, Martin. Did someone let this kid have sugar? You know how he gets! if you’re a hip hop fan, you’re probably aware that the highly-anticipated album was scheduled to be released back in October of 2014, but has seen more than two years in delays due to ongoing legal battles between Wayne and his former label boss Birdman . Shkreli wasn’t a thing back then (how we long for those times), so if he really is name-checked in a verse, then Wayne has clearly been tinkering with Carter V . Thus far, there’s no confirmation on whether or not the track is actually about Shkreli, but multiple sources have verified that Wayne is pissed and planning legal action. So there’s hope for justice in the new year yet. Not only is Shkreli set to be sued and possibly marked for assassination by Weezy F. Baby, he’s also scheduled to face trial for conspiracy to commit securities fraud . Here’s hoping Marty ends up in Riker’s and they give him Wayne’s old cell. We’re sorry we doubted you, 2017. Please make this happen for us.
You didn’t think you would get out of 2016 without the universe once again testing the limits of believability and forcing you to seriously consider your stoner friend’s theory that the Matrix was a documentary, did you? Well, that’s just silly. The Year From Hell may be coming to a close, but the reign of the bad guys it brought to power has just begun. Our guess is that some time in early 2017, Trump and Putin will sit down with a Risk game board and a Sharpie, and circle the parts of the world doomed for nuclear annihilation, while this aspiring supervillain serves refreshments and takes notes: In case you’ve somehow remained blissfully unaware of his existence, that’s former pharmaceutical exec turned professional troll Martin Shkreli. Shkreli first gained fame for jacking up the price of a life-saving medication used by by AIDS and cancer patients by roughly 5,000 percent (not a typo) during his time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. He gained the sort of viral fame that’s not supposed to outlive one 24-hour news cycle, but Shkreli beat the odds by taking douche-baggery to previously unimagined extremes. One of the 32-year-old asshat’s strangest techniques for remaining semi-relevant is screwing with rappers (What could go wrong?) by obtaining the rights to their music and either releasing it or not releasing, depending on what will piss them off more. Shkreli’s first experiment with antagonizing guys who boast about violence for a living came when he purchased a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album , seemingly so that he could experience the joy of not streaming it for anyone else. Shkreli wound up feuding with Ghostface Killah , and continues to draw breath for reasons that remain unclear. Martin must have really enjoyed his near-death experience, because he’s been buying and stealing unreleased hip hop music ever since. Sometimes it works out for him, and he’s able to piss of millions of people, which we assume is the only way he can achieve sexual climax, but sometimes it doesn’t go so well, such as the time some hero stole $15 million from Shkreli while he was trying to obtain the exclusive rights to Kanye West’s latest album. Moments ago, Shkreli decided to kick off a beef with Lil Wayne by streaming portions of the rapper’s unreleased Tha Carter V album: Martin Shkreli Streams Lil Wayne Album “He’s talking about me in that song,” Shkreli tells the camera in the clip above, pointing to himself for emphasis. “Weezy. Cash Money.” Yeah, we get it, Martin. Did someone let this kid have sugar? You know how he gets! if you’re a hip hop fan, you’re probably aware that the highly-anticipated album was scheduled to be released back in October of 2014, but has seen more than two years in delays due to ongoing legal battles between Wayne and his former label boss Birdman . Shkreli wasn’t a thing back then (how we long for those times), so if he really is name-checked in a verse, then Wayne has clearly been tinkering with Carter V . Thus far, there’s no confirmation on whether or not the track is actually about Shkreli, but multiple sources have verified that Wayne is pissed and planning legal action. So there’s hope for justice in the new year yet. Not only is Shkreli set to be sued and possibly marked for assassination by Weezy F. Baby, he’s also scheduled to face trial for conspiracy to commit securities fraud . Here’s hoping Marty ends up in Riker’s and they give him Wayne’s old cell. We’re sorry we doubted you, 2017. Please make this happen for us.
So barring a revelation that he hasn’t revealed his tax returns because he’s been raking in the rubles on Putin’s payroll, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America in January. You may be considering shaving your head, taking a vow of silence and moving into a Tibetan monastery in the Himalayas. But before you get fitted for your Dalai Lama robes, you might want to spend some time in the temples of Shaolin – even it means gazing upon the obnoxious smirk of the world’s most punchable face: Allow us to explain: The douche in the photo above is Martin Shkreli. Yes, you couldn’t pick a more apt name for for this human shart stain. It’s like he was lovingly hand-sculpted by the DaVinci of douches. Anyway, you might remember that mug from earlier this year, when Marty went viral after jacking up the price on a life-saving medication frequently prescribed to AIDS and cancer patients during his brief time as a pharmaceutical CEO. Now, Shkreli didn’t raise the price by a few cents to increase profit margins. No, he turned his greed machine up to 12 and hiked up the price of Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill. We’ll save you the math: That’s a 5,455% increase. Most people wouldn’t care for their names being attached to one of the most nauseating news stories of the year, but apparently Marty was starved for attention as a kid, because he ate that sh-t right up. Whether it was harassing female journalists on Twitter or pretending that he broke his hand punching a wall over something Bernie Sanders tweeted, Marty did everything he could build himself a sizable social media following. One of his most memorable stunts involved the purchase of a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album that the group bafflingly only made one copy of. The douche-bait worked, and Shkreli shelled out for the album, but instead of making available to others as the rappers assumed he would, he kept it to himself, because “NEVER SHARE ANYTHING, EVER!!!” is the first rule of Penis Wrinkle Club. In recent months, Shkreli became a huge Donald Trump supporter, even though Trump – like just about everyone else on the planet – condemned Shkreli’s douche-tastic actions and basically said he’d like to shove the dweeb into his locker. Shkreli’s love for President-Elect Trump (*has convulsive 30-minute seizure, comes back*) is so profound that he promised his supporters he would stream the album online if Trump won the election. As you know, Trump won the election (*has longer, more intense seizure, crawls back to laptop*), and now Marty is making good on his promise. The only problem is, it’s still hard to find, because the Internet is in the process of slowly giving Shkreli the Uncle Phil-DJ Jazzy Jeff treatment: “More music comes out when OkCupid, Twitch and Youtube unban me,” Shkreli tweeted today. “Trump won, sorry, don’t take it out on me. Getting banned from OK Cupid is no easy feat, so it’s safe to assume that Marty takes a lot of cues from his hero Donnie when it comes to interacting with women. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts We’re not about to link to Shkreli’s Twitter page, but you can find pieces of the album on there. Sadly, he’s no longer auctioning off the right to punch him in the face . Now, THAT we would link to.
Nicki Mina is a disgusting pig of a woman, who miraculously went from being a fat clown looking bitch the label used as the black Lady Gaga…to some big booty bitch in hip hop the label uses as some kind of freakish sex icon….despite being absolutely disgusting…who can rap…like she was Lil Kim….I guess she’s a professionally trained actor, identity crisis, who has the ability to really morph into whatever character she wants to be – now that she’s rich as fuck…but that to me just affirms how garbage she is…and if you have doubts…just look at this messy ass implant…it’s repulsive.. She’s at an AIDS event, something she has unfortunately not died of…because the best thing she could do for AIDS, or that AIDS could do for her is kill her off…even though it’s not a death sentence, we can try… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Victoria Justice was also there….in a see through thing…where she managed to continue being as fucking boring as fucking possible…it’s her thing…I guess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj Ass for AIDS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alena Blohm is a german model and she’s in this 90s throwback Calvin Klein underwear campaign, not that she remembers the 1990s, she was only born in 1993, but forgetting is something the Germans seem pretty good at, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t…. That said, all these young hipsters are reliving the 90s hard, companies are re-releasing 90s products, their ads are all 90s, and it makes me feel like it’s a reminder of when AIDS was still a thing, not that any of you were getting laid in the 90s, missing out on all that fun, but you were jerking off to Baywatch…which is almost the same thing… The post Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Promo models that do more bad than good on the future generation. They are the Donald Trump…just bad influences on the kids…thinking being a VS model is important, or what qualifies having sex appeal, or what guys think is hot…when guys just like available pussy…if it is willing to fuck us…we’ll take it…and if anything we hate girls like these because they are just into fucking rich guys and not even well..because they think they are a gift to the cock…in the form of their body…pretty shitty…so you should always go for the below average as a rule..maybe the chubby with something she’s insecure about..cuz she’ll fuck the way women are meant to fuck… That said…Josephine Skriver is a human created in a lab by a weird gay narcissist scientist…and I don’t know if it qualifies as human at all…but I do know she’s a close to perfect thanks to genetic modification, it’d be interesting to see where the flaws in science are, like maybe she doesn’t have a cunt..or she’s dying of some weird autoimmune disease that isn’t AIDS…RIP ALEXIS ARQUETTE… Or maybe she has no personality, but that’s not what VS and their bullshit catalog pics that have been the same forever want you to think…because look…she’s so playful with her brush..singing into it…even though any pervert who has grown up on porn knows…the key to all good webcam porn is when the girl fucks her brush..not sings into it..so fuck that brush…or get the fuck out… I won’t post the rest of the pics…but I’ll link em… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of the Day CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Channels Model Emotion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Promo models that do more bad than good on the future generation. They are the Donald Trump…just bad influences on the kids…thinking being a VS model is important, or what qualifies having sex appeal, or what guys think is hot…when guys just like available pussy…if it is willing to fuck us…we’ll take it…and if anything we hate girls like these because they are just into fucking rich guys and not even well..because they think they are a gift to the cock…in the form of their body…pretty shitty…so you should always go for the below average as a rule..maybe the chubby with something she’s insecure about..cuz she’ll fuck the way women are meant to fuck… That said…Josephine Skriver is a human created in a lab by a weird gay narcissist scientist…and I don’t know if it qualifies as human at all…but I do know she’s a close to perfect thanks to genetic modification, it’d be interesting to see where the flaws in science are, like maybe she doesn’t have a cunt..or she’s dying of some weird autoimmune disease that isn’t AIDS…RIP ALEXIS ARQUETTE… Or maybe she has no personality, but that’s not what VS and their bullshit catalog pics that have been the same forever want you to think…because look…she’s so playful with her brush..singing into it…even though any pervert who has grown up on porn knows…the key to all good webcam porn is when the girl fucks her brush..not sings into it..so fuck that brush…or get the fuck out… I won’t post the rest of the pics…but I’ll link em… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of the Day CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Channels Model Emotion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As we reported yesterday, actress, model, and transgender activist Alexis Arquette passed away at 12:32 am on the Sunday morning. Though no official cause of death has been revealed, sources have indicated that Arquette died from complications from AIDS . Some insiders have claimed that she had also been diagnosed with an inoperable tumor. Her family has not confirmed the cause of death, but in the social media post in which he announced her passing, Alexis’ brother Richmond Arquette did indicate that she had been battling an illness and recently took a turn for the worse. “Our brother Robert, who became our brother Alexis, who became our sister Alexis, who became our brother Alexis, passed this morning,” Richmond wrote. “He was surrounded by all of his brothers and sisters, one of his nieces and several other loved ones.” He added that Alexis had outlined for her family exactly how she wanted them to pay their respects: “As per his wishes, we cheered at the moment that he transitioned to another dimension,” he revealed. The claim that Alexis was suffering from both cancer and AIDS comes from a former boyfriend named Robert Dupont, who added that the 47-year-old was in a medically induced coma at the time of her death. Other sources have since confirmed that Alexis had been diagnosed with AIDS. Now, Alexis’ famous family members are paying tribute on social media and planning for a funeral that they hope will serve as a fitting tribute to her unique spirit. “Alexis’s family are very close and they are planning a private service of their own this week in L.A., followed by a very private burial service,” a source close to the Arquettes tells Radar Online. “Alexis is expected to be buried this week in L.A. and the Arquette family has asked, that in lieu of flowers, her friends and fans donate to LGBT causes and charities.” On social media, meanwhile, David Arquette has been thanking fans for their support and sharing fond memories of Alexis. “Thank you all for your love and kind words about Alexis,” the actor tweeted this afternoon. “My hero for eternity.” Patricia Arquette tweeted recordings of several of Alexis’ favorite songs, including David Bowie’s “Star Man”, which the family says was playing at the moment she passed. View Slideshow: Alexis Arquette: Mourned and Honored by Hollywood “Breaking through the veil singing StarMan,” Patricia tweeted. In addition to her acting, Alexis was a talented painter and singer. She is best known for her roles in such films as Last Exit to Brooklyn , Pulp Fiction , Of Mice and Men , The Wedding Singer , and The Bride of Chucky.
