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Alessandra Ambrosio One Piece Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio brought her disgusting mom body out in a bathing suit because I guess Victoria’s Secret is contractually obligated to give her work and the whole thing makes me feel really sorry for her husband and his poor planning. He thought he was locking down Alessandra Ambrosio, the hugely successful bikini and lingerie model, but instead he turned her into this. Disgusting

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Alessandra Ambrosio Swimsuit Pictures

Here are some more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a swimsuit posing for the new Victoria’s Secret catalogue. I don’t know how long this shoot is going to last but I’m enjoying all the various hot models in their bikinis we’ve been seeing over the past few days. I look forward to getting this issue in the mail when it’s released.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

Don’t let these pictures fool you because under those bikini bottoms lives a grey, stretched out, used up, thick and calloused, stiched up , wounded and dying vagina that only a new mother can really appreciate, because it is a sign of her new joy. Sure her body is rockin’ and looks tight, but it definitely doesn’t mean the rest of her is. It’s all some strap and duct tape to hold things together

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Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner

Boobs! Cars! Explosions! Knife play! Freed from the shackles of overbearing mass-market necessities like “plot,” Bay indulges the very poetry of his soul in this ad for expensive panties. Watch it, then read an exclusive transcript of his internal monologue . Apparently Bay has been directing Vicky’s ads for years , but nobody really cared until he showed the world Megan Fox’s tits, and then she called him a Nazi.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Does DT Magazine

Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio on the cover of the latest issue of DT Magazine in some nicely revealing outfits. I especially like the one in the red bikini where she’s all wet and busting out some cleavage, I could marry a woman like that. And yes that picture would be on the wedding invitations.

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Eastwood vs. Ambrosio: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? Even 79-year-old Oscar winning actor/director Clint Eastwood’s jaw drops at the sight of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio.Question is …

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Geri Halliwell Saves An Upskirt Moment

It seems that in her old age Geri Halliwell has become more aware of her surroundings and takes her time exiting a vehicle while wearing a skirt. Boring! This is how she disappeared after the first time the Spice Girls broke up

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Nasty!

I told you there’d be more Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures coming our way, all those years living under powerlines must have made me psychic.

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Angel McCord as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

Want to know what is worse than being Annalynne McCord….being her bottom feeding sister who’s celebrity relies heavily on Annalynne McCord’s low and useless level of fame….Seriously, this coat tail rider is a fucking joke and even more useless than someone who I deemed to be at pretty much the bottom of the fucking foodchain in Hollywood and here she is dressed like Marilyn Monroe, because it is Halloween this weekend, in case you haven’t seen annoying people already dressed up, milking the holliday as hard as their frat boy asses can…something way less annoying than the paparazzi who cared enough about this Angel McCord trash to release these pictures…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach with some Pigs for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded…. Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit… Pics via Bauer

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