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Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle.. IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place.. Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously.. At least she’s not a Jenner… The post Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it… It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch… Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay. The post Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Alexis Ren Hotness

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve done a lot of posts on Alexis Ren these past few months, but after this latest killer photoshoot of hers, I realized I still didn’t know very much about one of my new favorite blondes. So I figured I’d do my standard  Instagram creeping research and that’s when I discovered something extremely disturbing: Alexis has a boyfriend. I haven’t been this disappointed since I found out that guy who used to stay over every Christmas wasn’t Santa Claus… » view all 11 photos

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Pump

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you’ve ever wondered why I call Alexis Ren here one of my new favorite blondes when there’s so many of them out there, A), it’s because I’m hoping a little flattery might help my chances with the super-cutie. And B), it’s because she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. So here’s a massive new set of bikini pictures for us all to enjoy, and take your time, because with this many pictures, trust me, it’s going to take you a while to get through them all. Hell, I might even set a new personal record today and make it to 46 seconds. » view all 95 photos

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Alexis Ren Is A Hot Piece!

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been at least a couple months since we’ve gotten a new photoshoot from one of my new favorite blondes Alexis Ren . So I’m going to try to ignore the fact that she’s rolling around on someone else’s bed with another dude in these shots and just focus on the positives, like the fact that we’re getting to see this super-cutie in lingerie again. Although, I’m sorry, but I really don’t understand what this place has got that mine doesn’t. You know, besides actual above-ground windows. Whatever. My invitation still stands. Everybody knows that sunlight’s overrated anyway.

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Alexis Ren in Underwear of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is some new It Girl hustler…who poses in photos half naked…and takes those half naked pics and posts them because when you have a hot 18 year old body and a dream…you do what you gotta do to get famous, paid and to live that life of amazing everyone wishes they had but are too lazy to strip down and take selfies to get…I mean that and date rich dudes, flirt with brand managers, and do the hustle you gotta do to fucking make it… I am a fan…because I like when one girl replaces another girl…in this flimsy world all these people work so hard to be a part of…and who get overpaid for their 5 minutes of being a part of it… I feel like I’ve Posted these already.. The post Alexis Ren in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you…. I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck…. I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics… The post Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives… That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me… The post Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Will Blow Your Mind

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Alexis Ren showing why she’s one of my new favorite blondes with a seriously sexy booty-filled photoshoot for Wrangler. And you know, it got me thinking… now that it’s the holidays, I’m sure I’m no longer the only one currently crashing in their mom’s basement. Which means maybe now that it’s a level playing field, I might actually have a shot with Alexis. OK, probably not, but come on, let me have this. Where’s your Christmas spirit? Continue reading →

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Alexis Ren Is A Cutie In A Bikini

Posted on October 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today’s installment of better get to know a no-name bikini model features Alexis Ren . Now’s usually the part where I tell you more about Alexis, but despite hours minutes of searching, I haven’t really been able to find anything other than more pictures of her, usually in a bikini. Which I’m pretty sure tells you all you need to know anyway: that Alexis is hot. So enjoy these for now, and stay posted for more updates on this important developing story. » view all 92 photos

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