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Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day, whether in LA or on the beach of St Barths or really anywhere they go they most they get done is shopping..I mean Lohan doesn’t even suck dick anymore, making these stretches pretty useless and remidn me of my horrible wife who complains of sports type injuries like sprains and pulled muscles from walking from the kitchen to the couch….cuz she’s fat…only the Lohan’s are the anorexic version of that laziness…something I would much rather jerk off on…and here are the pics… Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality. Pics via INF

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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time Lohan was desperate enough to answer my text messages and emails. Those days are long gone and it hurts my feelings that she didn’t have the decency to break up with my, she just stopped answering me and it makes jerking off to her a very sad experience, but after lookin’ at these pics, it may not be because I’m emotionally shaken by being dropped, but more to do with how she looks. I’d still do her though…just putting that out there in case she’s desperate for a fat old man’s limp pathetic dick, I figure with the whole lesbian shit, a dick that looks like a clit would be a solid transition back to taking cock….here she is with her sister….

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Dolphin Fever For J-Lo and Fergie

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well if Fergie is ever going to become part-owner of the Miami Dolphins – she’s hanging with the right crowd. The Black Eyed Pea’s star and singer/actor Jennifer Lopez were all smiles at the Dolphins game over the weekend

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Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini In Barths

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan went low-key this year for her holiday celebrations.

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Lindsay Lohan Lands In France

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is in Paris with little sister Ali in tow. The Mean Girl star was recently in Singapore to host the F1 Rocks event where she reportedly had a run-in with the one and only Beyonce . The story goes that Beyonce was upset that LiLo had the biggest dressing room and as the “Single Ladies” singer was the biggest star at the event, she felt she deserved the largest room.

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Tabloid: Lindsay Lohan is Destroying Ali Lohan!

Posted on September 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in: Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model. We know, that’s as shocking a statement as saying that Jon Gosselin is a man whore . But the latest issue of Life & Style delves into Lindsay’s latest escapades and the effect they have on little sister Ali Lohan.

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RPAttz And KStew: Rare Sighting!

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Robert Pattinson and co-star Kristen Stewart have been careful to keep away from cameras as rumors continue to swirl the two Twilight stars are more than just friends. Last night, the pair was spotted leaving the Bobby Long concert at ‘ The Backstage Lounge’ on Granville Island in Vancouver

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Dude, Where’s My Bra?

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh Linds, we try…really we try, you just make it too easy to poke fun at you. Our resident braless wonder, Lindsay Lohan , arrived at LAX yesterday with her sister, Ali Lohan to board a flight bound for New York City .

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Gwen Stefani: Always Ready For The Red Carpet

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No…she’s not at the latest premiere. But she could be..

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