I am a massive Ireland Baldwin fan and Ireland Baldwin is massive… She’s making a comeback, back to her original hustle, as the bikini clad butt shot, look at her big tits and round ass, because she’s big….California girl..Something she was doing so well early on in her social media whoring…before she went dark, got all these tattoos, became a lesbian weirdo, and made her way back…all while her cousin, the Kardashian groupie – STOLE her fucking dream… I am glad to see that despite being rich, privileged, entitled, disgusting, she’s managed to pull through….you know all odds were against her being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid…the struggle real…situation Well…it’s just too bad I’ve been blocked from her social media so that I can’t jerk off to it all day like I am supposed to…but luckily people repost this shit so I can still get my taste of her…in a romantic where there is a will there’s a way….you can’t shun me Ireland…I’m here. The post Ireland Baldwin Sluts it Up of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process… There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere.. I do like that she’s skinny in a bikini though, I mean nothing quite as good to look at than a skinny girl, especially when you’re like me and have a skinny girl fetish, since all the pussy around you is fat, sloppy, and fucking disgusting…seeing some toned stomach and little tits is a bit of a treat…and I like treats, not quite as much as the fat women I surround myself with.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alicia Vikander in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
2016 MET Gala brought out the rich, the famous and the rich AND the famous. Long considered fashion's most forward-thinking event, last year's version of this gathering did not disappoint. Not by a long shot. Relive ALL the red carpet looks below: 1. Blake Lively Lively wore Burberry to the gala. 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West The couple wore Balmain. 3. Beyonce Beyonce in Givenchy. 4. Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego Saldana wore a feathered strapless Dolce & Gabbana gown. 5. Alicia Vikander The Best Supporting Actress winner wore Louis Vuitton with Bulgari jewels. 6. Kate Upton The newly engaged model wore Topshop. View Slideshow
2016 MET Gala brought out the rich, the famous and the rich AND the famous. Long considered fashion's most forward-thinking event, last year's version of this gathering did not disappoint. Not by a long shot. Relive ALL the red carpet looks below: 1. Blake Lively Lively wore Burberry to the gala. 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West The couple wore Balmain. 3. Beyonce Beyonce in Givenchy. 4. Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego Saldana wore a feathered strapless Dolce & Gabbana gown. 5. Alicia Vikander The Best Supporting Actress winner wore Louis Vuitton with Bulgari jewels. 6. Kate Upton The newly engaged model wore Topshop. View Slideshow
This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who is Polish…but lives iN NYC as these Eastern Europeans who are well taken care of do… Here she is demonstrating how mail order brides work…as models before landing Brad Cooper…it’s the eastern european dream…. I actually know someone who knew her when she was in NYC around the time she booked Victoria’s Secret and apparently she was a real cunt about it. I don’t think she does Victoria’s Secret anymore, these girls think they’ve made it when they get it, but sometimes, the people at Victoria’s Secret have other ideas that involve trying out new pussy, because old pussy gets old, even if it’s not old..there’s just so many Foreign girls with work Visas they can get to suck their dicks for work….. But she is doing another lingerie / clothing brand….getting paid…not that she needs to…she’s got rich guys willing to do that for her….it’s the Model dream…. I just think it’s unfortunate she’s not an affordable sex worker, these high end sex workers are too damn expensive… She’s hot, she’s skinny, she deserves all the clients in both professional and personal life…I am a fan… Too band the brand hires such a garbage rich kid phoney photographer, who milks the hipster vibe forever, it’s ridiculous she even exists, but I guess she’s sucked up to the right people and pretended she is good at what she does…but anyone can see she’s a fucking hack with a party trick….a one trick pony…keep milking and milking….she must be friends with the brand… The post Magdalena Frackowiak for Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV… That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos… I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy… It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous…. Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things…. Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better… Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing. Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right… Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm…. Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort…. Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even…. Here butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers… Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before… OH SHIT…Scar Jo….so Iconic with her lesbian hair… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long…. Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back… Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit… Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Carson – I Don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for a Role…. Dakota – Thank God her Mom is Melanie Griffith – Johnson – was there, obviously…her mom got her tickets….. White Girl Pretending to be Black – Halle Berry – Oscar Winner – Was There with her Ethnic Hair…because Oscars So White needs more color.. Nicole Kidman is Still a Fucking Robot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Milana Vayntrub is some monster but she’s amazing…I don’t know what Oscar Party it was…but it was the right one… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE Amy Adams and her Tits Were there…. Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post The Oscars Happened and Here are some Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV… That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos… I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy… It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous…. Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things…. Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better… Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing. Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right… Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm…. Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort…. Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even…. Here butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers… Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before… OH SHIT…Scar Jo….so Iconic with her lesbian hair… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long…. Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back… Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit… Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Carson – I Don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for a Role…. Dakota – Thank God her Mom is Melanie Griffith – Johnson – was there, obviously…her mom got her tickets….. White Girl Pretending to be Black – Halle Berry – Oscar Winner – Was There with her Ethnic Hair…because Oscars So White needs more color.. Nicole Kidman is Still a Fucking Robot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Milana Vayntrub is some monster but she’s amazing…I don’t know what Oscar Party it was…but it was the right one… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE Amy Adams and her Tits Were there…. Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post The Oscars Happened and Here are some Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am confident that Joanna Krupa’s vagina in a white one-piece is zero exciting to anyone…because Joanna Krupa, despite being hot, is a 40 year old low level model, gold digger, hooker…from an era before social media…because that’s how old she is… She played this Polish immigrant angle back in the days people cared about her, which wasn’t really ever…but she was in men’s magazines and did PR sometimes about that low level fame…and she even tried to launch a career in Poland, thinking they’d take her back because she speaks the language and had the low level AMERICAN fame on her side…. But still, who gives a fuck about Joanna Krupa… I am only posting this because I have a think for white bathing suits, I remember when I first realized you could see full pussy in white bathing suits, it was my friend’s older sister and it was a magical experience for a pervert like me…looking up at the unsuspecting pubic hair filled bikini bottoms…full clit visible…where she might as well been naked…brilliant.. But when it’s Joanna Krupa…it’s not nearly as exciting, hot, eventful…it’s just sorta there..sticking it’s pussy tongue out at all of us… HEre’s another video of her in the Ocean…because she’s a self promoting whore! The post Look You Can See Joanna Krupa’s Vagina of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said: I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG…. The post Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you win an Oscar….and not even for your most compelling role as an android woman….but rather for whatever Alicia Vikander won her Oscar for…her agents will pawn you off to luxury fashion brands that pay millions of dollars in endorsement deals…because they think that her winning an Oscar is enough for her to matter or to be glamourous and amazing…yet in reality…Alicia Vikander’s name is never brought up ever…she’s not memorable…but will be milked like a cow, exploited and made very rich in the process thanks to that Oscar win…and I guess this is just part of the equation…and it’s too bad..they couldn’t at least make the shit hot…interesting…engaging…compelling…anything but a hollywood bitch being paid to hold a fucking purse…in a world where people are starving to death….good stuff…assholes.. What a fucking artist…sell out garbage…horrible human being….cashing in trash… There’s a video… The post Alicia Vikander Oscar Winner to Purse Vendor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .