#BossipMukbang: 26-Inch Pancakes & An Embarassing Post-Sex Story Welcome to BOSSIP’s Mukbang! In this original series, we’re bringing you episodes infused with messy stories all mashed up with deliciously (messy) food. We all know that the best stories from your life and relationship are shared over a good meal, so we (smartly) put those two together to deliver some viciously funny content. From the first date experience, all the way to marriage we got some victims guests to spill EVERYTHING—but their food. For our Mukbangs, we’re sticking with the online craze of storytelling on camera with over the top meals but our guests are specifically dishing on dating. Their stories are just as juicy as the food they’re eating and in a twist, the BOSSIP staff is providing commentary on what we really think about our brave Mukbangers and their bizarre dating mishaps. This time, Durrell (@DurelllyOnsPerforms) tells Patrick (@PatrickLamontJr) a story about a hookup he had with a “bag of bones” on the campus of Savannah State University. According to Durrell he and the young lady had a smash session that put him to sleep and he got so comfortable that he had a wet dream. Not that kind of wet dream, however, one of the commode kind. A pissy bedding blunder ensued and Durrell’s cringe-worthy story is so crazy that you won’t be able to look away. Oh, and of COURSE there’s something amiss with those enormous pancakes—but are Durell and Patrick greedy enough to eat them anyway? Watch things get deliciously messy and viciously hilarious above.
Source: NOAH BERGER / Getty Hope your credit scores are above 600. CEO Tim Cook announced during Apple’s third fiscal quarter earnings call that the company’s credit card, the Apple Card will arrive in August. First announced back in March , Cook revealed without giving a specific date its August release. He also conveyed the card has been used by Apple employees every day during a beta test. “Thousands of Apple employees are using Apple Card every day in our beta test. And we plan to begin the rollout of Apple Card in August. When Apple fanatics get their cards, it will be fully integrated with their iPhones and other devices. It will serve as a digital card inside the Apple Wallet working in tandem with Apple Pay. The physical titanium card will be mailed to users via the mail for free. Now for those of you who are worried about security risks of having your money directly tied to the tech company, Apple says not to worry. The tech giant reassures there will be ” a new level of privacy and security” with the Apple Card. The Goldman Sachs backed card will not feature a CVV code, card number, expiration date. Instead, it will rely on “advanced security technologies” like Face ID and Touch ID and unique transaction codes. Each transaction will generate unique numbers. Another feature potential users can is it will not have any annual fees and lower interest rates. To stay on top of your spending, you can use the Wallet App to track your spending habits and balances. There will also be a cashback program offering extra rewards for any Apple Pay or Apple Store purchases you make using the credit card. Will you be signing up for the Apple Card? Let us know in the comment section below. — Photo: NOAH BERGER / Getty
Source: Courtesy Heads Music / Courtesy Heads Music Jazzy Amra’s “Single Single” Is Essential For Your Hot Girl Summer Playlist Multi-Grammy Award-winning artist Wyclef Jean’s Heads Music label signee and R&B singer-songwriter Jazzy Amra has a brand new single celebrating self-worth, hot girl summer shenanigans and chasing dreams called “Single Single.” Source: Courtesy Heads Music / Courtesy Heads Music Listen to it HERE: View this post on Instagram When @maddisays pushes u between & makes sure u get in a pic wit the legends @wyclefjean @timbaland : @johnnynunez A post shared by Jazzy Amra (@jazzyamra) on Jul 7, 2019 at 10:47pm PDT “Single, Single” follows Jazzy Amra’s 2019 EP “AMRA”. Here’s more about the Bronx born singer: Heads Music recording artist JAZZY AMRA was born Jazmine Pena in The Bronx with a single mother in less-than-ideal circumstances. Driven by the memory of her mother’s passion for music, Jazzy has burst onto the New York hip hop scene, collaborating with the likes of international superstar Wyclef Jean and Harlem rapper Dave East. Jazzy is featured on Wyclef’s album Carnival III: Fall and Rise of a Refugee. She’s also featured on Dave East’s singles “Slow Down” and “Make it Out.” Jazzy recently released her well received debut album “AMRA” and received over 1 million views in a week’s time on YouTube for her single “You Got Me.” Jazzy is also featured on Wyclef Jean’s new 2019 album “Wyclef Goes Back to School.” Hit the flip for more from Jazzy
Source: Brian Stukes / Getty Ashley Darby Shares First Photos Of Her Son Ashley Darby is a proud mom. The Real Housewives of Potomac star, 31, who recently welcomed her first child, son Dean Michael on July 7, is revealing his handsome face. The reality star is in this week’s issue of PEOPLE alongside her husband Michael Darby and they’re exclusively sharing their first family photos. According to Ashley who’s “overwhelmingly happy,” baby Dean has changed already and he’s not only a “little Michael”, he also has his dad’s personality. “It’s so crazy how much he’s changed from when he was first born to even the second week. He looked like me and now he looks more like Michael. He’s a cutie!” “He has a very calm demeanor. However, when he wants something, he’s very adamant about getting it,” the new mom reveals. “It’s not quite a cry — there are no tears — it’s just a wail. Like, ‘I need this now.’ So I know he needs something, whether it’s to be fed or to be changed. He makes it very clear. As long as he’s fed and changed and warm, he’s a very happy camper.” View this post on Instagram It is with the biggest, most glowingly happy hearts that we introduce you to our beautiful son, Dean Michael Darby. He was born on 7/7/19 at 9:17am, weighing 8lbs 1oz. Please check out our interview in @people as we shared the experiences we've had with beautiful Dean over the last few weeks . Read it online and pick it up from newsstands Friday! // : @lrgportraits #bundleofjoy #overthemoon A post shared by Ashley Boalch Darby (@ashleyboalchdarby) on Jul 31, 2019 at 7:53am PDT Ashley also told PEOPLE that her hubby Michael, 59, has been a rock for her especially when she experienced her “first bout of postpartum blues.” and mastitis, a milk ducts infection that causes flu-like symptoms. “It’s been a pretty miserable few days but Michael’s really helped me a lot,” Ashley tells PEOPLE. “I’m very lucky in that sense. I didn’t have a father growing up so I never really understood how involved men are in children’s lives. Maybe it’s just my lack of experience with it. But he’s incredibly hands on. It’s been very eye-opening for me and very comforting.” “I had the idea he would be because I wouldn’t have a child with him otherwise, but then there’s that confirmation of seeing it in the present moment,” she adds. “It’s been an experience that brought us closer together. And watching the bond that they’re building together is just so incredible.” Ashley and Michael are already talking about having more kids. View this post on Instagram My heart in a photo Even with all of this love and sheer happiness surging through my veins, I have experienced some motherhood challenges. The most impactful one has been working through a bout of mastitis. Taking care of my newborn son while experiencing the worst flu symptoms and most tender breast imaginable was no easy feat!! Thankfully, I had my incredible husband and mom helping me the entire way. They've been true life savers and I can't express my gratitude enough Yesterday I felt better than I have in a week, so Mickey and I took Dean out to dinner for the first time! While I expected we'd talk about life and our days, we just gushed over Dean the whole time. It was blissful Love and Light #rhop #michaeldarby #ashleydarby #deandarby A post shared by Ashley Boalch Darby (@ashleyboalchdarby) on Jul 27, 2019 at 6:25am PDT This all, of course, comes amidst the drama unfolding on RHOP about Michael’ alleged sexual assault of a cameraman. Charges against Michael have been dropped but it’s a hot topic this season. Have YOU been watching???
Source: Scott Olson / Getty Perennial sellout TapDance Owens has a new way to try to get attention. She wants Cardi B. That’s right. Candace Owens challenged Cardi B to a debate and is willing to put up $250,000 for it. The problem is, you know this is just for Candace to try to get some clout off of Cardi’s name since she was having conversation with Bernie Sanders . Well, Twitter is still fed up with Candace and all her shenanigans so they decided to spend their time trying to get Cardi to make sure she didn’t do it while dragging Candace by her dust mite-y dandruff clumps. The results are beautiful. Take a look… After getting obliterated for the world to see, Candace Owens now wants to debate Cardi B to get her ego back in order. What an absolute idiot. — – (@ThisIsARebrand) July 31, 2019
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Margot Robbie is annoying to listen to when she tries to impersonate an American Accent. I actually find it offensive and I am Canadian. I don’t know why it’s considered totally acceptable when a bitch from Australia moves to LA through a series of work visas – you know the legal way….turns around and mocks Americans. It’s like because she’s white, she’s good to badly act her way through being any white girl, even though there are perfectly suited white girls from American to play American white girls….but it’s not ok for a motherfucker to wear blackface on Halloween? Who decides that? I saw keep the Australian roles for this overrated twat, keep the American roles for Americans. There’s no need for us to be put through listening to shitty fake accents when all we want to do is go to a goddamn movie. Fuck you Margot Robbie. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Margot Robbie Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Cook County Department of Corrections / Cook County Department of Corrections R. Kelly To Be Arraigned In Racketeering Case In Brooklyn This Week R. Kelly’s lawyer has hit back at the federal government’s claims that his client exposed women to venereal disease as part of his racketeering case. Douglas C. Anton wrote in court papers that there was “zero evidence” to support the government’s allegations that Kelly had infected a witness known as “Jane Doe,” with herpes during sexual encounters. Anton said that although the feds assert that they have Kelly’s medical records, he questioned the manner that they procured Kelly’s records and wondered if the government could prove that the woman and Kelly had the same strain of the virus or who first contracted it. Jane Doe No. 5 “has had her civil case pending for some months and she has not been able to prove a scintilla of her allegations and has offered no evidence to support her claims that Robert gave her herpes,” Anton wrote to the judge. The lawyer said Kelly as been a law-abiding citizen for all of his life, and like anyone, has had consensual sex with “various people throughout his life, possibly more than normal people because he is a rock star.” But that didn’t mean that he did anything wrong, Anton insisted in court papers that were obtained by BOSSIP. Kelly’s lawyer’s allegations were made as part of court docs to persuade the judge to allow Kelly to be released on bail. Kelly is set to be arraigned on Friday, where he will enter a plea in the case. Anton wants Kelly released on his own recognizance, arguing that he’s surrendered his passport and is so broke that he and his other lawyers are working for free. The judge has not ruled on whether or not to grant Kelly bail.
