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Amazing Gift Idea – Fuego Hot Sauce Box of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tis the fucking Season to keep things HOT HOT HOT under the miseltoe, in the snow and you don’t need a fireplace, or money to throw at strippers in the stripclubs….you need HOT SAUCE …. Or you could keep shit hot by getting drunk and be inappropriate at family functions….ideally with your brother’s wife…because she’s got such hot tits and he was a dick to you growing up….or even his 18 year old daughter’s Jewish friend who tags along, you know to teach her about the Christmas spirit…but I recommend HOT SAUCE … There is no better gift than the gift the keeps giving….Subscription Hot Sauce Box….that comes time after time…Gifting you and yours Craft Small Batch Hot Sauce Delivered to Your Door…shit you have to go to the county fair to get…. HOT SAUCE Because everyone fucking loves HOT SAUCE and you can never have too much of it….you can always find things to put it on..you can collect it…and be the dude with the best hot sauce at all the BBQs….or you can do what we did and give it to a couple of girls to play with….and eat with….and the funniest thing in all of this isn’t the FISH TACO…or the FUR BURGER….or the SMOKED MEAT SANDWICH pussy illuminati…it’s the fact that they are vegetarians!!! It’s the HOT SAUCE man…that shit makes them go nutty…spicy…exciting… All this to say, I don’t recommend it as lube….but it is Brilliant…because Hot Sauce is awesome…so GIFT IT CLICK HERE Here are the pics, but GIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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VideosTheSuck Round-Up for Sunday of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

1- MOVIES THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE: 2- A DEER VS AMERICA EAGLE OUTFITTERS – DOING A LITTLE X-MAS SHOPPING 3- SNAKE IN A RESTAURANT CEILING 4- SHAI LEBEEF RAPPING ON THE RADIO – PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT: 5- FACEBOOK DRONE – GIVING THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD 6- Beware of Slenderman Movie – Seems Creepy as Fuck 7- GRAMDMA’S IN A BOOTY CONTEST The post VideosTheSuck Round-Up for Sunday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good …. Here’s her birthday dance – amazing.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys…. Here we go: Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut.. Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut… Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut. Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut… Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut. McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT… Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut.. Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut. Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT… Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT The post Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day

Posted on July 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Only in America…and I guess some Eastern european countries can a mom Pull off and get paid to get half naked and pour milk ok herself…while calling herself a MILF….. I don’t know about you but I know that I would be want my fame whore mom trying to stay relevant to bring in the money I’ll eventually inherit to spend on my drug addiction of having a mom who behaves like this even when she’s too old to be behaving like this – despite her killer body making me think she should be behaving like this – give the people what they want, make them want to cum inside your gaping egg hole that has shat out at least one baby making her easier to fist…not that Fergie was ever hard to fist..she did it for the meth, that shit is addictive…. But unlike Fergie, my mom can’t behave like this, she died in the 80s and throwing milk on her would probably turn her into mud… But Fergie, despite being corpse like, is still alive and when you’re a puppet you keep fucking performing especially when you look younger than you did 10 years ago…how!? Who knows…testosterone shots maybe…helps men age better apparently… Either way, at least she’s playing up the hot mom, because she is a hot mom, if you’ve seen moms you’ll know they don’t look like this….. The post Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day

Posted on July 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

BabesForTrump that aren’t really babes but are half naked are perfect for July 4th day….Because this is America and it is America day…. In more interesting slimy Trump news – the creepy sleazy rich pig who is a known womanizing misogynistic who probably objectifies everyone because his moral code is based solely on money like most rich womanizing men who think they are invincible and act like mob bosses like an 80s tycoon he is – this rape culture USA story is serious, juicy and credible even if he discounts it and would…first rule of being rich is to admit nothing make rape victim look like the predator win presidency – read it here But babesfortrump are what matters – girls who support rich pricks and I know that this isn’t news, that I am not political, that these babes who are hardly babes, but rather sorority looking white trash strippers looking for any excuse to get half naked and to potentially go semi viral on the Internet by stripping down and slurring up for Trump is about as America as you can get – because Trump’s whole convoluted campaign is about making America great again, whatever that means, and as a Canadian I am strictly basing my opinion on having seen Trump in action since the 80s and knowing all he is is gaudy, trashy, bullshit and I find it hard to think he’s anything more than that in his political career that doesn’t exist before this media event that is his running for President. I also know he panders to the lowest human form and is like the Borat scene where he says “support our troops” and the retards cheer him right after booing him. It’s not my America or my Fourth of July and I am not even talking his politics I am talking his public image, because I know as you know whoever is elected is a puppet to the evil brains that actually run the company, that’s why I appreciate trumps campaign despite thinking it’s brilliant yet Moronic More importantly – I am all for fame whores who are behind him showing their behinds getting as naked as they can for the election hoping he either makes them famous or as a collective they’ll get famous and based on Trump’s track record these may be your next Secretary or Stare or whatever he has the power to elect when he wins, because he will probably win, before getting assassinated or be very entertaining Whatever this trashy, basic, nonsense is – I like it. It reminds me of every Stripper, middle of the road employee, tanning salon cashier and Floridian I’ve ever known. This is America and this is the freedom you’ve fought for. Not bad…. The post BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care. I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting. I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless. In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE…. This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media… I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage… Cara Delevingne…. Charlize Theron…. Daisy Ridley Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs Ariana Grande – Dressed Up… Halsey TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Fat Jessica Chastain Tits… Kat Graham Ass… ‘ Brittany Snow Cleavage Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date! The post Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why would I only do one Bella Thorne post today – when I can do two!! I mean this girl works so hard at putting on bikinis, going to the gym and pretty much doing nothing all day but rocking her “social media” accounts…to help create more buzz around her, more celebrity, more fame….and most importantly…to convince us that she just turned 18… I guess it’s working, because I’m buying into the lies she’s pushing because she’s normally half naked, but innocently half naked, half naked with purpose…for a very prolific acting career….she needs dudes jerking off to her…and I’m pretty sure she’s got that…based on my penis in my hand right now… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Revisiting Jessica Simpson’s Caged in Tits of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These Jessica Simpson pictures happened last week and I didn’t notice them – because I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Simpson tits. She’s over 30, a mom, fat for the last decade, married, did I mention a mom….she’s also an idiot, a puppet, uninteresting, boring and only skinny due to corporate sponsorship… That said, look at these fucking tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Revisiting Jessica Simpson’s Caged in Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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