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Hurricane Sandy: The Obligatory ‘Grease’ Meme

Yes, Frankenstorm has a much more ominous and Halloween-friendly ring to it. But the gentler, more goody two-shoes-in-black-leather, more obvious side to Hurricane Sandy and its internet meme potential involves Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta . Do you have chills yet, East Coasters? Are they multiplying ?! And this gem, which wins the meme-off by a mile ( Todd Hale via Jezebel ): The Category 1 hurricane is set to rock the Eastern seaboard tonight into the early week ( tell me about it, stud ) and already has tens of millions of people longing for those bygone summer nights. GROAN! For those of you venturing out in the ‘cane for Halloween, here’s a free costume idea: Combine Olivia Newton-John’s bad-girl blonde curls, hot mama lipstick, and dangling cigarette with a skintight off-the-shoulder trash bag covered in cotton ball clouds and toy cars and hit those Halloween parties as Hurricane Sandy Olsen. Doubles as protective rainwear! In all seriousness, stay safe out there, hurricane pals. Put your disaster days off from work and school to good use, by which I mean making more Hurricane Sandy memes for my internet-browsing enjoyment. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Jennifer Aniston: 98% of What You Read is BS!

Jennifer Aniston says that 98 percent of the celebrity gossip you read about her is false. The positive spin there? That 2 percent must be really juicy stuff! In all seriousness, it’s refreshing to see Aniston on this Allure cover without a single mention of Brangelina, John Mayer, Josh Hopkins or what have you. Refreshing and boring. Come on. Do we really care that Jen hated her “Rachel” cut – one of the most famous celebrity hairstyles in human history? Eh … When the full article comes out, we hope it’s got better stuff than that teaser. Give us some dirt, girl. Some of these Allure pics are pretty nice, though: SHE BANGS : Oh, does she ever. Love that new look, J!

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Takers? Chris Brown Looks to Boost Career

Chris Brown’s upcoming movie, Takers , actually looks pretty darn good. Or will at least give people a chance to see Chris Brown do something other than answer questions about why he beat the living hell out of Rihanna. In all seriousness, though, it could be cool

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