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Christina Milian Half Naked Mom Erotica of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian posted these pictures of her in a black bikini and fishnets on instagram and I can only assume it was from her kids’ kindergarten end of year party…because this is how responsible moms everywhere dress when hitting the pool…at least that’s what I wish…because it would make creeping not the public pool far more enjoyable… The reality is that Milian is not with her kid, I don’t think she ever is, she’s got staff and her own mom for that, I mean who wants that bad decision standing in the way of opportunity, career and FUN!!! I mean the thing already destroyed her fucking body, isn’t that enough?! I mean just cuz she wishes it was an abortion, doesn’t mean it can all of a sudden become an abortion, so like all good divorced mom’s, she’s out slutting around…and I totally fucking dig it..even if the baby is at home crying “momma”…preparing for future mental health issues and drug addiction his allowance that stems from guilt will afford…. TO SEE PICS OF HER IN HER BATHING SUIT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paulina Gretzky is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So apparently Paulina Gretzky let’s some pro Golfer named Dustin Johnson put inside her hole…but more importantly she is at the most expensive and luxurious hotel in Barbados, because being born into money leads to a great life filled with opportunity, even though you don’t realize it because you’ve been fully absorbed in it all your life, and haven’t figured out how the other 90 percent don’t have private chefs, maids or fly private… But none of that matters, she’s in a bikini and has my favorite kind of body, skinny and lean, long and lovely, and the fact she used her allowance that is probably an absurd allowance on fake tits, makes her fucking perfect. I am a fan. I’d like her to cannon ball onto my dick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paulina Gretzky for Canadian Fashion Magazines of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw these pics the other day and didn’t really react to them…firstly, cuz I hate hockey and everything about hockey, especially the stars of hockey, their puck slut wives and their spoiled brat daughters…cuz hockey players, are usually small town, white trash, uneducated retards with more money than they know what to do with, who marry hooker type women who love to spend money, and who have babies so that their hockey man will never stop spending money on them….resulting in attention seeking, using her allowance to buy fake tits Paulina Gretzky, who is like a stripper but with more money…and less getting naked….so pretty much worse than a stripper… This girl is the queen of “selfies”…showing off her tits and rich girl party slut trash ways….so seeing her try to re-brand herself as someone serious, in clothes that don’t put her implants on blast and that aren’t embarrassing to her small town Canadian grandparents…is a joke in and of itself…and that is why I’m posting the pics…you cause we all know she’d rather be spreading her vagina in a gangbang in the VIP room after one too many bottle service bottles…but instead she’s here trying to be serious and it is funny.

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Chloe Green’s Still Rich and Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess something Ashley Tisdale has proven time and time again is that money can’t buy good looks….it can buy tans, designer clothes, facelifts, botox, and implants….it can buy chin implants, personal trainers….it can buy mae up artists, creams and potions…..but the key is you gotta actually buy the shit…to make it work…you know invest in it…something this Chloe Green, daughter to some billionaire from the UK, clearly doesn’t do….maybe her daddy needs to increase her allowance or credit card limit…or maybe she’s gotta stop feeling like the queen of the fucking world, able to get by looking like shit, cuz she’s rich and dillusional, since everyone around her sucks her dick to get to her daddy….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you can just look at her in her bikini, cankles and all…cuz I know that’s what I’m doing….

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Marisa Miller Does Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marisa Miller’s rock hard bikini model face and body were in Shape Magazine in a bikini because that’s what bikini models do….I’m assuming there was an interview about how she keeps her shit so ripped but who cares about that…I only care about Marisa Miller when she was coming up in her 20s, when she got her implants and posed topless to pay her rent, because I know it takes that sacrifice of being a low level whore to become the high paid whore she is today….She’s a role model to girls everywhere….if anything to put down that cake fatso and hit the gym while saving your allowance for tits. Nothing wrong with that.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does. But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it… Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

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Britney Spears: No Bra, No Problem

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Having determined that bras are merely a suggestion, global pop sensation Britney Spears headed to Starbucks in Calabasas, Calif., yesterday afternoon. The beverage? A grande frapuccino. The weather? Seasonably cool. Britney Spears knows how to keep it casual. After her trip to the ‘Bucks, the newly blonde singer kept her attire comfy while she ran errands. Our girl was later seen at the Dollar Book Store in Encino, Calif. Aww, is big girl Britney finally learning how to bargain shop? Jamie Spears and her handlers will be proud, having scaled back her allowance to $1,500 a week. Want more Brit? Check out her latest hair transformation and images from all her recent, exciting outings like this one in THG’s gallery of Britney Spears pictures !

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Michael Jackson’s Kids – Best Allowance Ever!

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Michael Jackson Michael Jackson’s kids just got their allowance upped — from $60,000!TMZ obtained court documents showing that Wednesday, the judge in the Michael Jackson estate case increased the monthly allowance, which totals $60,000 for Prince, Paris, and … Permalink

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Random Magazine Sucks Up to Kim Kardashian

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Based solely on the latest issue of Ocean Drive , you’d think Kim Kardashian was a hard-working entrepreneur that built herself up from nothing and actually contributes something to society aside from large breasts. Isn’t that hilarious?

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