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Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Ready to Take Miami!

In case you were wondering, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are sisters. Not saints. The official poster for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami makes this distinction clear, as the less well-known siblings of Kim Kardashian get totally photoshopped pose seductively on a boat and hype their upcoming E! series

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Angel Lola Luv in Black Man’s Magazine Photo Shoot of the Day

I was talking to a black girl last night about how I have a black girl fetish but am deprived of the shit because black girls want nothing to do with old, broke, Mexicans with small dicks, and makes me wish I was George Washington, and all these hot bitches worked for me for free, or some shit, so she sent me a picture of her tits to help ease the pain, but she didn’t understand that my black girl fetish, although her amazing tits, is about the fuckin’ ass and for some reason, she didn’t have any ass pictures on hand, which made no fucking sense to me, because if you’re a black chick, it should be second nature to have pictures of your ass on hand, but I guess who needs her when we’ve got girls like Angel Lola Luv doin these kind of photoshoots….

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Pam Anderson’s Boyfriend is Ashamed of the Hepatitis of the Day

Pamela Anderson’s boyfriend has a funny story. You know when you were sitting around with your friends back in college and you were drinking before you went out to get laid, but not actually ever closing the deal, and you used to play “Would you rather?”, and one of the questions was along the lines of “Would you eat Pamela Anderson out when she was on her Period?” or “Would you rather lick her ass right after she took a shit?”, or “Would you rather fuck Pamela Anderson up the ass without a condom even if she was HIV Positive?” because you know she was the fuckin’ hot shit of the decade, the go to celebrity pussy to jerk off to, because she was hard nippled in a bathing suit on all our TVs late Saturday nights and had a sex tape and Playboy career

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