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April Bowlby Needs To Bring Back The Candy

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wanted to post pictures of this April Bowlby woman because I’ve always liked her, not because she’s a good actress or anything, but because I’ve always thought she was sexy. I guess I should explain, she used to play a hot bimbo named Candy on Two and a Half Men and was the only reason anyone should watch the show (here’s a video to refresh your memory), that’s the chick I found sexy, this one at the premiere of From Prada To Nada is just alright. Please bring Candy back.

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Hugh Hefner: I Love Crystal Harris!

Posted on January 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We are not traditional. So said Crystal Harris to People when asked about her relationship with Hugh Hefner. The 24-year old wasn’t even referring to the age difference between her and her 84-year old fiance, however. She was simply recounting how Hefner proposed, placing her giant ring inside a Little Mermaid music box and not getting down on one knee. Hefner, meanwhile, describes Crystal as “totally devoted,” adding: “Her priorities are pretty much our relationship, No. 1 and No. 2 and 3, and you don’t always find that. Despite the age disparity, the truth of the matter is we have a great deal in common, we really complement one another, we have a wonderful time together, and I love her.” What else can you ask of the couple, who met at the Playboy Mansion in 2008 and bonded over their shared psychology majors in college? Harris has turned around Hefner’s opinion on marriage, as the magazine founder admits he always thought “people start to take one another for granted” once they’re hitched. “I just simply found myself in a relationship with Crystal in which I felt, quite frankly, the opposite seemed to be true – that the more committed to one another we were, the closer we got, and the more we loved one another, and I just think this one, for me, will be the exception to the rule.” Isn’t that sweet? Totally gross and nauseating, considering the pair’s ages… but also sweet.

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Rob and Amber Mariano Welcome Second Child!

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rob and Amber Mariano Welcome Second Child!

At the live Survivor: Nicaragua finale reunion show on Sunday, three-time alum Rob Mariano had his own reveal for the audience – the expansion of his own tribe. Carina Rose Mariano was born to Rob and fellow Survivor legend Amber Mariano on December 10, joining sister Lucia Rose, 17 months, in a girl-power alliance. “I’m definitely outnumbered now!” says “Boston” Rob with a laugh. Rob, Amber and their little girls are allied for life . “It’s exciting and fun. I always thought I would have boys, but as a father, when your kids are healthy and happy, that’s the important thing.” Indeed. Amber’s delivery , which came two weeks late, sounds as daunting as any Survivor challenge. Congratulations to the happy couple.

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Rob Mariano’s wife Amber Mariano give birth

Posted on December 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rob Mariano’s wife Amber Mariano give birth

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Charlize Theron Pumping Gas of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to taste South Africa on my fingers and mustache and I’m not talking about Wold Cup Soccer, or Apartheid, or a high AIDS rate or any of that other shit that defines South Africa, I’m talking about Charlize Theron and silky South African juices, cuz this bitch has a special place in my heart…not because of her 1997 Playboy spread I owned a copy of before the internet, that I masturbated to enough to qualify her and I as being husband and wife officially, a marriage that has been pretty one-sided as she increased her level of fame to being someone who doesn’t need to do Playboy to get noticed, also increasing her bank account, pretty much going on to live the good life without me, while I have shown her nothing but commitment, loyalty and respect. I even wiped the cum off the pages of the magazine so that it stayed in good condition….and she gave me nothing…fuckin whore….I am sure there’s a lawsuit in this somewhere, I just hope it isn’t against me…but instead gets me paid… Here she is pumping her gas…something my friend who worked at a gas station always thought was porn…he’d even bring home security tapes to get off…which I always found weird….Enjoy

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Relinquishment Can Be Fun! Redefining the Pursuit of Happiness to Create a Greener World

Posted on May 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eating like this every day wouldn’t be very good for the environment — and it wouldn’t be much of a treat either. Photo by Jennifer Hattam. Before I moved to Istanbul, I always thought of eating seasonally as a great idea in theory, but kind of a chore in practice. How were you supposed to remember if it was OK to eat asparagus in October or oranges in April? What if you really, really wanted to cook

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Kelly Brook Is Classy Even Without A Bra

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Kelly Brook from this close up, I always thought she was just boobs and ass, but she’s actually a lot more glamorous than I thought. She’s a classy lady, a braless classy lady, I guess I’m going to have to change my strategy for picking this one up, a box of wine just isn’t going to cut it. Perhaps a bag of oysters, some Barry Manilow on the iPod , a nice bottle of Chateau Libido and a scenic drive through Amish country in mother’s mini van. I wonder if she has an iPod I could borrow. Call me.

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American Idol Gets Simpsonized

Posted on April 21, 2010 by | Leave a comment

We always thought Simon Cowell was something of a cartoon character. Now he really is. The cantankerous American Idol arbirter, along with cohorts Ellen DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi,…

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Kick Ass Red Band Trailer

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kick Ass comes out April 16. [ Jack's Note : Consider me more or less sold. I always thought Superbad and The Watchmen should have just been the same movie anyway.] Watch

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Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures

Posted on February 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is one of my favorite times of the year, the holidays have been over for a little while and hot celebrity chicks want to head somewhere warm and hang out in their bikinis. Here’s Alicia Keys showing off her curves in the sun the other day. I always thought she had a bigger ass than this. Maybe the camera angle is throwing me off, whatever it is, I kinda like it. Keep up the good work.

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