Halloween’s tomorrow and what better way to get in to the spirit of the season than by celebrating with some of the best naked babes dead on the slab?! It’s a time honored tradition for actresses to appear nude in a morgue, whether they’re at the start of their career like Keira Knightley and Daisy Ridley or well into their careers like Alyssa Milano and Christina Ricci ! Here are ten of the best nude dead babes!
For those of you who don’t know, I am a good friend of Alyssa Milano’s. Not because I used to jerk off to her on Who’s the Boss, the only role she’s done that has really mattered, but because I give her much needed advice when it comes to manscaping her hairy fucking arms… I remember making fun of them, only because I was letting her know she should do something about them…only to end up waxing or getting laser on them, because in the last 3 years she hasn’t had hairy arms…proving yet again…cyberbullying works…sometimes it gets the job done, other times the weak kill themselves off with a flash card suicide, all the time it’s survival of the fittest.. That said, she posted a pic of her breast feeding, in some #freethenipple girls should be allowed to breast feed wherever they want because it is natural, and because this motherfucker likes seeing milk filled tits with parasites latched on – everywhere I go…. You know while she’s all high on endorphines from feeding her child…while, I’m all high off some random powder some homeless man made me snort….masturbating in my mind…It all works out in the end… So thanks for the porn you old hairy critter…
For some reason, Lindsay Lohan was invited to the GQ Awards in London earlier this week, where she proceeded to be her usual spoiled diva self and totally alienate everyone involved with organizing the event. But before attempting to single-handedly ruin the party, Lindsay took her time working the red carpet and making hilarious statements to reporters on hand: “Being here in London is all about me this time,” Lindsay told the Daily Mail . “Yeah, English guys are cute, but it’s not about the boys. It’s about getting away from Los Angeles and New York and starting fresh.” “I’m not partying tonight. I’m going home, as I need to be at work tomorrow. This is what it’s all about…I’ve been acting since I was a child.” Yes, Lindsay’s been acting since she was a child. Unless you count that period between 2004 and 20?? when she was an unemployable trainwreck. The important thing is, she moved to a new country, cut ties with her sober friends , and now she’s a totally different person. You know it’s only a matter of time before she starts speaking with a British accent. Case in point: last week we learned that Lindsay prefers dating women , and now she’s apparently back to men. Maybe she’ll pull a similar 180 with regard to her career and become a competent, committed, in-demand actress. And maybe the Devil will start challenging Hitler to one-on-one games of ice hockey. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
The PR team for Fox’s sophomore series Sleepy Hollow sent out an email blast announcing “National Beheading Day” this week, and quickly felt the backlash. They also asked viewers to get hyped for the show’s DVD release by tweeting the hashtag #HeadlessDay, and needless to say, fans weren’t happy. After all, the campaign began just hours after the video of Steven Sotloff beheaded by ISIS hit the web, which on one hand was just poor timing, but still. It was no doubt meant as lighthearted fun to promote the Headless Horseman on a show about the fictional legend Ichabod Crane. This is obvious. Still, even before Sotloff was executed that same day, another American journalist, James Foley was killed by an Islamic State fighter in similar fashion. Clearly, Sleepy Hollow is not making light of mass murder, but ISIS’ graphic and brutal tactics have left an unsettled feeling across the globe in recent weeks. The network has since apologized and issued a sincere mea culpa “for the unfortunate timing of our Sleepy Hollow Headless Day announcement.” “The tragic news of Steven Sotloff’s death hit the web as the email was being sent. Our deepest sympathies are with him and his family.” “We don’t take the news lightly. Had we known this information prior, we would have never released the alert and realize it’s in poor taste.” To see what all the buzz is about, watch Sleepy Hollow online .
Alyssa Milano is officially off the list of celebrities expecting babies in 2014 . And now on the list of celebrities who welcomed babies in 2014. That’s right, the actress is a mother! The Who’s the Boss alum and David Bugliari welcomed their second child into the world this morning, a girl named Elizabella Dylan Bugliari. She weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 19.5 inches in length. “Mommy and baby are doing wonderfully,” says the star’s rep. Milano married Bugliari, an agent with CAA, in 2009. She had a lot of morning sickness this time around, which convinced Milano she was having a daughter. “With Milo, I didn’t have a minute of morning sickness. So I knew it was going to be a girl,” she said in an interview this summer. We send our very best wishes to the expanded family! Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014 1. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman American Idol judge and all-around snarkmaster Simon Cowell was softened a bit by the birth of his son Eric Philip on February 14. What a Valentine for Simon and girlfriend Lauren Silverman.
Yeesh. I’ve seen this one coming for a while now, I just didn’t want to believe it, especially considering all the great times me and Alyssa Milano used to have in the past. You know, when I would drool over pictures of her on the Internet and she would remain completely unaware of my existence. Those were the days! Anyway, as you can probably tell from these shots of her doing the talk show circuit on Extra and Jimmy Kimmel , Alyssa’s pregnant again. Only this time I don’t think she’ll bounce back. Oh well. Thanks for all the memories, Alyssa. You’ll always have a special place in my heart pants. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Will Alyssa Milano be the boss of a boy or a girl? It’s the question that has been on the minds of fans since Milano announced she’s pregnant with her second baby in March. And now, courtesy of a video on her website, the actress has revealed the answer: She is having… Alyssa Milano Baby Gender Reveal! This “sweet baby girl” will serve as the sister to Milo, 2, Alyssa’s son with husband David Bugliari. We send Milano our very best, as she joins the following list of expecting famous females in 2014: Celebrities Expecting a Baby in 2014 1. Kelly Clarkson 2013 was a big year for Kelly. She got married and shortly thereafter announced baby news!
Everybody knows Alyssa Milano is a big sports groupie fan, just like everybody knows I’m a big Alyssa Milano fan. So these pictures of her at Modell’s Super Bowl Kickoff Party are doing the trick for the both of us right now. Because she got to promote her line of women’s sportswear or whatever, and we all get a great look at those sweater mounds of hers in the process. It’s a win-win. Speaking of which, to keep this whole football theme going, I wonder if Alyssa would be up for a quick game of two-hand touch with her favorite blogger. I’ll even let her win, because I’m a gentleman like that. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com