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Alyssa Miller Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Alyssa Miller is the prostitute who I guess moved to New York thinking winning at modelling would be easy…so she fucked the staff at Sports Illustrated, because when there is a will, there is a way, and that way is usually via the vagina…once that fast was complete…she moved onto Jake Gyllenhaal, who may not be gay, but is a whiney little pussy who might as well has a pussy, that or he just likes things being shoved in his ass…you know out with the Sports Illustrated old and in with the Hollywood new…her life of whoring is like a game of chess.. ANyway, they broke up, Gylenhaal probably cheated on her with men…now they are back together because she probably begged him saying “you can do what you want, fuck who you want, we can sleep in separate beds, but I need you…or at least to be associated with you, here I’ll give you 20 percent of my earnings”… Here she is in a lingerie campaign…and she sucks…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Leg Show Is Warming Me Up

If it’s anywhere close to as face-freezingly cold near you as it is near me right now, you could probably use some warming up. And luckily Ashley Tisdale was around to put on another great leg show for us in a pair of short shorts. That said, I’m not sure what I’m more jealous of right now, the car seat Ashely was just sitting on, or the fact that it’s warm enough in California to wear shorts. Can I pick both? Photos: Fameflynet

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Alyssa Miller’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

So you probably figured as much, but for some reason I still haven’t been able to successfully convince Alyssa Miller to go out with me yet. Probably because she remains completely unaware of my existence. But not to worry, because Alyssa isn’t a household name yet either, which means I still have something to offer her in exchange: exposure. And I figure if I just keep posting ridiculously hot lingerie photoshoots of the SI model like this one here, one of those two goals is bound to come true eventually. Most likely the household name one, but hey, you never know. A guy can dream. » view all 29 photos

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Shitty Olympic Flash of the Day

I find it pretty amazing that this is getting any media attention whatsoever…she’s a Russian Speedskater who just got Russia’s first gold metal…and she unzipped her shirt and like all people in spandex suits designed to make them go faster…she wasn’t wearing underwear…I mean the nerve of some athletes to not be in their Victoria’s Secret push up bra when they are competing…fucking idiots.. I mean she is a speed skater, hardly a woman, has not tits and isn’t flashing her nipples. Leave her the fuck alone.

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Alyssa Miller is in Lingerie for Intimissimi of the Day

I find it hard to take Alyssa Miller seriously…because I know her back story. I know she dated Walter Ioos’ son and I know Walter Ioos is the key bikini photographer at SI Swim…who I am sure his son asks to shoot his model girlfriends because his son knows that’s part of the package when they date him…girls are hookers…even if he’s the best guy ever, girls, especially aspiring models, love connected dudes…especially this kind of connected dude…especially when they are aspiring models… So to me all her Swimsuit shoots were pretty much paid for. They weren’t authentic, sure they were a girl in a bikini, but it’s not like she met her boyfriend’s dad on set after being cast, it was kind of the other way around… Not to mention, after dude made her famous from Sports Illustrated…you know seeing her to the world in a massive magazine…because he could…she fucked off with a Jake Gyllenhaal, who is the enemy of the site, thus making her the enemy of the site by association, even if they broke up. It’s just everything I’ve seen about her I hate. She’s the fucking worst and now she’s in lingerie catalog pics…which in and of themselves are shit whether Alyssa Miller is in them or not…but I’ll post them anyway…because I am going to assume Gylennhaal is gay and didn’t ruin her…even if she’s a horrible woman.

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Vanessa Hudgens In A Little Sports Bra

For a while there it looked like Julianne Hough was going to take over Vanessa Hudgen ‘s title as my favorite exercising hottie, but after a few weeks of leggings pictures and booty shots from Vanessa, she’s got nothing to worry about anymore. Especially not after the paps snapped these pictures of her going for a hike in a sports bra. In a perfect world, I would’ve preferred a slow-motion jog and nipple tassels, but this is still enough to give me a pretty good workout as is. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Models Work It At amfAR

Clearly I need to start donating to charity more often so I can get invited to all these fancy, model-filled parties. And I guess so I can help people in need too, but mainly the supermodel party thing. Because there was a serious lineup of hotties at last night’s amfAR Gala in New York: Erin Heatherton , Karlie Kloss , Jessica Hart , Barbara Fialho , Lindsay Ellingson , Lily Aldridge , Elsa Hosk , Maryna Linchuk , Nicole Trunfio , Alyssa Miller , and Karolina Kurkova . Still, there was one model missing who blows all these amateurs out of the water, my newest future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett . But hey, with a little luck and a few large cash donations, maybe both of us will get invited next year. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Models Work It At amfAR

Models Work It At amfAR

Clearly I need to start donating to charity more often so I can get invited to all these fancy, model-filled parties. And I guess so I can help people in need too, but mainly the supermodel party thing. Because there was a serious lineup of hotties at last night’s amfAR Gala in New York: Erin Heatherton , Karlie Kloss , Jessica Hart , Barbara Fialho , Lindsay Ellingson , Lily Aldridge , Elsa Hosk , Maryna Linchuk , Nicole Trunfio , Alyssa Miller , and Karolina Kurkova . Still, there was one model missing who blows all these amateurs out of the water, my newest future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett . But hey, with a little luck and a few large cash donations, maybe both of us will get invited next year. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her… And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

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Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her… And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

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Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day