Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long… Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to…. If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo… If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE The post Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
