Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent’s classic rap anthem “In Da Club” dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses. Jehovah’s Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously. In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating. Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now … 50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Not that there’s anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but: It’s the uncensored version of “In Da Club,” not even the radio edit! Can someone give us an actual translation of what they’re saying? Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t even celebrate Shawty’s birthday! So much sacrilege here.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin wanted the world to believe they were above the ugliness of divorce and prove to us through ” conscious uncoupling ” that married couples can split peacefully and remain best friends. While that may be true, it seems Chris and Gwyneth can’t pull it off. Countless affair rumors have emerged since the couple separated, alleging that Chris and Gwyneth were both sleeping around regularly. Now it seems the source of some of these details may have been none other than Gwyneth herself. Radar Online reports that Chris believes Gwyneth is the one leaking rumors about his affairs and feeding the press lies about what a negligent father he is. A source close to Chris says he suspects Gwyneth of launching a full-blown smear campaign in “an effort to sully his image and make him look less sympathetic.” And why would Gwinnie go to such trouble? So that she can cash in big time, of course! “Gwyneth believes she deserves a settlement of at least a lump sum of $25 million from Chris because he is the breadwinner and their kids will live with her most of the time,” the source said. “Friends are bracing themselves for an ugly divorce,” the insider added. Sounds like Gwyneth’s plan for a civil split isn’t going so well. 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce
According to Life & Style, the rumors are true: Khloe Kardashian is dating French Montana. The stars were spotted looking very cozy together on the set of Montana’s music video shoot in Los Angeles on March 25 and have been an item since about that time, sources tell the magazine. So much for that Khloe and Lamar reunion apparently. In response to the creation of Fhloe (Krench?), meanwhile, Montana’s estranged wife, Deen Kharbouch, has issued a warning to the Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress.
Rumors about Amanda Bynes’ mental health have been circulating for over a year now, with some speculating that the former teen star may be suffering from schizophrenia. But even though she’s still not speaking to the press, Amanda attempted to put those rumors to rest today. Through her lawyer, Tamar Arminak, Amanda issued a statement to People magazine, assuring fans that she “does not have schizophrenia, nor has she ever been diagnosed with it.” “There has been much speculation about Amanda’s medical condition,” the attorney says. “She has remained silent because she believed it was best to keep her mental health diagnosis private.” Arminak adds that Amanda “never had a history of abusing alcohol or hard drugs, and she’s proud to say she’s been marijuana-free for the past nine months.” So maybe all that time she was just paranoid? Amanda’s physical and mental health do seem to be on the upswing these days and recent bikini pics Bynes posted online showed the actress appearing happy and healthy. Now all Amanda needs is a noteworthy film or television role for her comeback to be complete. Take note, Lindsay Lohan – it is possible to come back from the brink! 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos Open Slideshow 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. View As List 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. 2. Amanda Bynes Mugshot This Amanda Bynes mug shot was taken following her arrest in New York May 23, 2013. 3. Amanda Bynes, Blue Wig Photo Amanda Bynes loves that blue wig. And why shouldn’t she? 4. Amanda Bynes Twit Picture Amanda Bynes on Twitter. Always the picture of normalcy. 5. Amanda Bynes Photo Montage A photo montage of Amanda Bynes through the years. She has quite a new look going on. 6. Amanda Bynes Fire This is the remnants of the fire that Amanda Bynes started in some stranger’s driveway. She was placed on 5150 hold. 7. Amanda Bynes’ New Look Amanda Bynes’ new look … it’s an interesting look, to say the absolute least. 8. Amanda Bynes Collage Amanda Bynes loves taking pics of herself almost as much as she loves plastic surgery. 9. Amanda Bynes in Court Photo Amanda Bynes in court. This photo is really one that sums it all up. 10. Amanda Bynes in Handcuffs Amanda Bynes is led away in handcuffs in this photo. But the actress won’t serve any time for her arrest. 11. Amanda Bynes, Post Arrest Amanda Bynes underwent a nose job soon after getting arrested. So something good came of this incident at least! 12. Amanda Bynes Partying Pics Pics of Amanda Bynes partying and acting generally strange in her apartment. In Touch Weekly got these somehow. 13. Amanda Bynes Drug Photos These alleged Amanda Bynes drug photos were published by In Touch Weekly. Amanda, needless to say, is not pleased about it. 14. Amanda Bynes as a Cat Amanda Bynes Twitter pictures are truly something to behold. 15. Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Photo Amanda Bynes in a new Twit pic. Man she is one sexy chick. 16. Amanda Bynes Pout Amanda Bynes’ lip pout. That’s like her signature look of late. 17. Amanda Bynes Gym Photo Amanda Bynes and her half-shaved head doing her thing at the gym. 18. Bynes Twitpics Gotta love Amanda Bynes Twitpics like these. 19. Amanda Bynes Topless Photo Amanda Bynes is topless and on Twitter. Standard. 20. Amanda Bynes Topless Amanda Bynes looking so hot topless in the bathroom. Why does she want to lose weight again? 21. Amanda Bynes Underwear Photo Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie pic. Look at that cleavage. Drake, you are so missing out. 22. Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie. Look at that cleave! 23. Amanda Bynes Instagram Selfie Amanda Bynes loves to take photos of herself at the gym. Here’s a great one from late April 2013. 24. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 25. Amanda Bynes on Twitter Picture This is Amanda Bynes on Twitter. Speaks for itself. 26. Amanda Bynes is God According to this fan made Twitter tribute, Amanda Bynes is God. 27. Queen Amanda Queen Amanda. Bynes, that is. 28. Queen Bynes A fan made photo of Amanda Bynes on Elmo’s body, or something. 29. Amanda Bynes and Drake Amanda Bynes and Drake as lions in a Twitter pic someone made. 30. Bynes Twit Pic Gotta love Amanda Bynes on Twitter. What. A. Character. 31. Amanda Bynes Instagram Pics Amanda Bynes on Instagram. She posts some hot pics. 32. Amanda Bynes Twitter Pics Amanda Bynes loves posting these twitter pics. We love her for it. 33. Amanda Bynes Instagram Photo This is the sort of thing Amanda Bynes posts on Instagram. We have no point, just saying. 34. Amanda Bynes on Twitter Photo Amanda Bynes’ Twitter photos are the best. 35. Amanda Bynes Twit Pics Amanda Bynes Twit pics are so great. 36. Amanda Bynes Twitpics Check out these hot Amanda Bynes Twitpics. 37. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Pic Amanda Bynes and her awesome cleavage pose for a hot Twitter pic. Next time turn the flash off though Mandy. BRIGHT. 38. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Photo Amanda Bynes and her awesome cleavage pose for a hot Twitter pic. 39. Amanda Bynes Twitter Picture Amanda Bynes in a nice Twitter photo. Her family is worried about her and for good reason. 40. Amanda Bynes’ Face Photo A photo of Amanda Bynes on Twitter. She’s looking … like Amanda Bynes. Nice piercings. 41. Amanda Bynes Boobs Those are Amanda Bynes’ boobs. At least we assume so. They were on her Instagram. 42. Amanda Bynes Piercings Amanda Bynes shows off her new cheek piercings on Twitter. 43. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photo Amanda Bynes lookin’ ridic in a Twitpic. 44. Amanda Bynes Pierced Cheek Amanda Bynes’ pierced cheek: What do you think? 45. Amanda Bynes on Instagram Amanda Bynes resurfaced recently on Instagram. This is what she’s looking like these days.
You think Drake will holler back now? Amanda Bynes Wears Lime Green Bikini On Family Vacation In Mexico Apparently rehab did wonders for Amanda Bynes , who was photographed on a family vacation with her parents Lynn and Rick in Cabo San Lucas earlier this week. Are you feelin’ her bikini bawwwwwdy? How about now? More photos on the flipside FameFlynetPictures Continue reading →
The recovering Amanda Bynes recently returned to Twitter, and she’s quickly making up for lost time in reconnecting with her fans. In a good way this time. On Monday, she posted self-portrait she sketched herself. “New sketch,” Bynes, 27, wrote. Check out her artwork! The star, who’s taking classes at FIDM in Orange County, drew a black and white pencil drawing that emphasized her big eyes, pouty lips, and long locks. She also appeared naked in the portrait … standard Bynes. She also pointed out how she only has one verified account. “FYI This is my only twitter account, I have no secret twitter accounts. Xoxo Amanda.” Bynes tweeted for the first time in months on February 28 following her stint in rehab, and deleted her previous, infamously erratic and bizarre tweets. “Hi everyone!” she wrote after a long hiatus due to mental health treatment. “I’m busy studying at @FIDM but I want to say I love you to my fans! Xoxo Amanda.” She has also changed her Twitter profile info to “Fashion Student” and uploaded a selfie for her default pic wearing minimal makeup and a grey sweatshirt. Bynes underwent several months of treatment for severe mental health issues , and returned home from a Malibu facility back in December 2013. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos Open Slideshow 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. View As List 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. 2. Amanda Bynes Mugshot This Amanda Bynes mug shot was taken following her arrest in New York May 23, 2013. 3. Amanda Bynes, Blue Wig Photo Amanda Bynes loves that blue wig. And why shouldn’t she? 4. Amanda Bynes Twit Picture Amanda Bynes on Twitter. Always the picture of normalcy. 5. Amanda Bynes Photo Montage A photo montage of Amanda Bynes through the years. She has quite a new look going on. 6. Amanda Bynes Fire This is the remnants of the fire that Amanda Bynes started in some stranger’s driveway. She was placed on 5150 hold. 7. Amanda Bynes’ New Look Amanda Bynes’ new look … it’s an interesting look, to say the absolute least. 8. Amanda Bynes Collage Amanda Bynes loves taking pics of herself almost as much as she loves plastic surgery. 9. Amanda Bynes in Court Photo Amanda Bynes in court. This photo is really one that sums it all up. 10. Amanda Bynes in Handcuffs Amanda Bynes is led away in handcuffs in this photo. But the actress won’t serve any time for her arrest. 11. Amanda Bynes, Post Arrest Amanda Bynes underwent a nose job soon after getting arrested. So something good came of this incident at least! 12. Amanda Bynes Partying Pics Pics of Amanda Bynes partying and acting generally strange in her apartment. In Touch Weekly got these somehow. 13. Amanda Bynes Drug Photos These alleged Amanda Bynes drug photos were published by In Touch Weekly. Amanda, needless to say, is not pleased about it. 14. Amanda Bynes as a Cat Amanda Bynes Twitter pictures are truly something to behold. 15. Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Photo Amanda Bynes in a new Twit pic. Man she is one sexy chick. 16. Amanda Bynes Pout Amanda Bynes’ lip pout. That’s like her signature look of late. 17. Amanda Bynes Gym Photo Amanda Bynes and her half-shaved head doing her thing at the gym. 18. Bynes Twitpics Gotta love Amanda Bynes Twitpics like these. 19. Amanda Bynes Topless Photo Amanda Bynes is topless and on Twitter. Standard. 20. Amanda Bynes Topless Amanda Bynes looking so hot topless in the bathroom. Why does she want to lose weight again? 21. Amanda Bynes Underwear Photo Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie pic. Look at that cleavage. Drake, you are so missing out. 22. Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie. Look at that cleave! 23. Amanda Bynes Instagram Selfie Amanda Bynes loves to take photos of herself at the gym. Here’s a great one from late April 2013. 24. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 25. Amanda Bynes on Twitter Picture This is Amanda Bynes on Twitter. Speaks for itself. 26. Amanda Bynes is God According to this fan made Twitter tribute, Amanda Bynes is God. 27. Queen Amanda Queen Amanda. Bynes, that is. 28. Queen Bynes A fan made photo of Amanda Bynes on Elmo’s body, or something. 29. Amanda Bynes and Drake Amanda Bynes and Drake as lions in a Twitter pic someone made. 30. Bynes Twit Pic Gotta love Amanda Bynes on Twitter. What. A. Character. 31. Amanda Bynes Instagram Pics Amanda Bynes on Instagram. She posts some hot pics. 32. Amanda Bynes Twitter Pics Amanda Bynes loves posting these twitter pics. We love her for it. 33. Amanda Bynes Instagram Photo This is the sort of thing Amanda Bynes posts on Instagram. We have no point, just saying. 34. Amanda Bynes on Twitter Photo Amanda Bynes’ Twitter photos are the best. 35. Amanda Bynes Twit Pics Amanda Bynes Twit pics are so great. 36. Amanda Bynes Twitpics Check out these hot Amanda Bynes Twitpics. 37. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Pic Amanda Bynes and her awesome cleavage pose for a hot Twitter pic. Next time turn the flash off though Mandy. BRIGHT. 38. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Photo Amanda Bynes and her awesome cleavage pose for a hot Twitter pic. 39. Amanda Bynes Twitter Picture Amanda Bynes in a nice Twitter photo. Her family is worried about her and for good reason. 40. Amanda Bynes’ Face Photo A photo of Amanda Bynes on Twitter. She’s looking … like Amanda Bynes. Nice piercings. 41. Amanda Bynes Boobs Those are Amanda Bynes’ boobs. At least we assume so. They were on her Instagram. 42. Amanda Bynes Piercings Amanda Bynes shows off her new cheek piercings on Twitter. 43. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photo Amanda Bynes lookin’ ridic in a Twitpic. 44. Amanda Bynes Pierced Cheek Amanda Bynes’ pierced cheek: What do you think? 45. Amanda Bynes on Instagram Amanda Bynes resurfaced recently on Instagram. This is what she’s looking like these days. Her attorney, Tamar Arminak, said in a statement that attending college and majoring in fashion design was the next step the star intended to make. “Amanda and her entire family would like to thank everyone who’s contacted them with good thoughts and wishes for Amanda’s recovery,” Arminak said. Bynes, who is currently under the conservatorship of her parents, “has completed her inpatient rehabilitation and she’s feeling better every day.” She is said to be mortified by her Drake vagina comment and her antics from the past couple of years, which is perhaps the best sign of all that she’s back. Amanda realizes that’s not the Amanda she wants to be, and while it certainly made for good gossip, we couldn’t be happier that she is on the mend.
An emotional Amanda Knox is vowing to fight her murder conviction once again, saying defiantly “this is wrong” and that she will never willingly return to Italy. A jury found Amanda Knox guilty yesterday in the 2007 slaying of Meredith Kercher, which she spent four years in prison for before being released on appeal. Amanda Knox Good Morning America Interview Prosecutors in Italy retried the case, however, and Knox was convicted a second time. She has been in the U.S. since her 2011 release, however. She wasn’t present for the retrial, and Friday morning, she struggled to hold back tears as she railed against the verdict, saying: “This is wrong.” Appearing on Good Morning America , the Seattle native expressed outrage at the verdict and 28 year sentence the Italian justice system handed down. She told Robin Roberts she is “going through waves of emotions” and said she couldn’t believe what she was hearing when the decision was read. “It really hit me like a train,” Knox revealed, with her chin quivering and her voice cracking throughout the interview. “I did not expect this to happen.” She said, “No, this is wrong,” about her guilty conviction and said she’s determined to fight, telling Roberts “I’m going to do everything I can to prove it.” Amanda Knox Photos: Through the Years Open Slideshow 1. Amanda Knox Photograph What a beautiful Amanda Knox photograph! View As List 1. Amanda Knox Photograph What a beautiful Amanda Knox photograph! 2. Amanda Knox Pic Amanda Knox. She’s allegedly a killer. Bad news. 3. Amanda Knox Photo Amanda Knox is a free woman. First time in awhile since she and Raffaele Sollecito were convicted of murder. 4. Foxy Knoxy Amanda Knox was given the nickname Foxy Knoxy at one point. 5. Amanda Knox Book Cover The cover of Amanda Knox’s new book, Waiting to Be Heard. 6. Amanda Knox Halloween Costume Amanda Knox dresses up as a cat burglar for Halloween. Not cool. 7. Hard Knox Amanda Knox has had a tough go of it. She now faces a new trial. 8. Amanda Knox, James Terrano Amanda Knox is going strong with her boyfriend, James Terrano. Check out this pic of them, they seem happy. 9. Amanda Knox O-Face It’s not really an o-face. More like an uh-oh face! 10. New Amanda Knox Pic Amanda Knox in February 2012. Back to school. 11. Amanda Knox Speaks Amanda Knox speaks after her release from an Italian jail. Her case sparked widespread media interest. 12. The One Who Knox Amanda Knox on the Today Show September 20, 2013. She will not go back to Italy for her new trial. 13. Hard Knox Life Amanda Knox has been found guilty of murder for the second time in the death of Meredeth Kercher. Her next move is unclear. 14. Amanda Knox on Today Show Amanda Knox on the Today Show September 20, 2013. She says she is innocent. 15. Amanda Knox Interview With Diane Sawyer The first part of Amanda Knox’s interview with Diane Sawyer on ABC News. 16. Amanda Knox Verdict Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito have been found not guilty of the killing/murder and sexual assault of Brittish exchange student Meredith Kercher. 17. Amanda Knox on Good Morning America Amanda Knox on Good Morning America in 2013. She’s speaking out for the first time. 18. Amanda Knox Lifetime Movie Trailer The trailer for Amanda Knox: Trial in Italy. Hayden Panettiere stars in the Lifetime film. Emotionally, Amanda Knox said, “Really horrible things can happen and you have to stand up for yourself and you have to believe that it’s going to be ok.” She admitted that the first time she cried was en route to the Good Morning America studio and blamed an “overzealous prosecutor and biased investigation.” “These things happen,” she warned, insisting that “I’m not crazy,” and noting that she will “never willingly go back” to Italy to serve her sentence. Her ex, Raffaele Sollecito, did attend his re-trial, and was also found guilty. He was stopped by police near the Italian/Austrian/Slovenia border Friday. Knox and Sollecito have maintained their innocence throughout the ordeal and they can appeal their convictions (again) to the Italian Supreme Court. As for whether Italy will seek extradition of Knox, it’s unclear, but she’ll clearly fight it under U.S. law, which bars prosecuting people twice for the same crime. Amanda Knox : Guilty Innocent View Poll »
Here’s Salma Hayek at the 2013 BAFTA Awards and as you can see she brought her two big friends along with her and it appears that they want to join the festivities too because they are trying to escape that tight dress. I say let those babies have a good time on their own. Seriously, give them some room to breathe, make friends and eventually end up in the hands of a semi-successful celebrity blogger.
Everyday when I check my emails, I’m hoping to see a money transfer of sorts from this fake water company 138 because over the last few months, I have given them so much free publicity. Sure they keep providing the website with awesome babes who have amazing badonkadonks like Amanda Cerny , but the Tuna needs to get paid for all my hard work. I’m not asking for much, and I’d even accept dates with one of their hot models. So whoever the CEO of this fictitious company is, let’s make a deal!
Pauly D will meet his five-month-old for the first time today after he and baby mama Amanda Markert struck a temporary deal in their custody battle. Amanda agreed to let Pauly meet their daughter Amabella at a neutral location somewhere near Amanda’s home in New Jersey sometime this afternoon. That alone marks a major turnaround for the feuding parents, who conceived their first and only child during a drunken night in Vegas back in 2012. Amabella was born in May. Pauly wants full custody of the little girl, accusing Amanda of being a horrible parent and person who’s using the baby as leverage for fame and money. The former Jersey Shore star claimed he was shot down in his previous attempts to meet up with the girl he knocked up, further fueling the tensions. Likewise, Markert says Pauly’s interest in his daughter is all for show and is not real, and told him publicly he could come bond with her anytime he wants. If nothing else, they put their differences aside for now, and hopefully, their meeting results in a mutual desire to do their best for the good of Amabella. How will it go today? All we can do is stay tuned.
