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Karolina Kurkova at Some Fashion Week Bullshit of the Day

In some fascinating bitches who get paid to pose in their underwear news…Karolina Kurkova is fucking tall, which is so shocking considering she’s a fucking model…and Max Azria, the designer/fashion billionaire she’s next to is short, which is shocking considering he’s a rich as fuck old man….It just makes for a pretty funny picture…one that allows us to really apprecaite just how much of a fucking freakshow these model bitches are, large fucking humans who if you were to encounter them off the stuck together pages of your Victoria’s Secret catalog, from an era before she got fired for being fat, before developing this eating disorder, you’d probably be less inclined to want to fuck her…you know cuz your dick is already small as is, sticking it next to a super-sized human’s vagina will just make you realize how lacking you are as man…. Either way, funny pics, that’s why I’m posting them

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Some Immigrant Short Skirt Video of the Day

Here is a horribly shot video of some immigrants at some fast food place laughing at what could be a very hot girl in a skirt short enough to show off her ass cheeks…it’s possible that this short skirt wearing ass has an ugly as fuck monster face attached to it…or maybe even a penis…you know cuz its hard to make out in this shit….but the good news is that with a body like that….penis, bad face or not I’d eat that shit like it was a Big Mac…special sauce and all…..at least that’s what I tell myself while watching this shit from the safety of my soiled couch…I’m all talk… The important message in this video is that all girls should wear skirts this lenght, including/especially school girls. Let’s start a trend that makes life a better place. It’s up to us.

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Hot Ass in a Gym Creeper Video of the Day

I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack… That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network… Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

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Girl in Her Underwear Lets Dog Lick Her Underwear of the Day

Looks like I’m not the only bottom feeder…. I wasn’t going to post this because I thought it would get me arrested, it must be illegal but then I realized that I am not the person who put the video up, and really there’s far worse a person could be doing to a dog in video, like fucking it up its little dog ass, or making it fight with other dogs until death, I mean a girl liking the strength and ability of a tongue evolved to lick things out of the weirdest places, is weird, maybe a little disgusting, maybe a little inappropriate, but you’d be surprised with just how much some people love their pets, or how some people put their pets to work…It’s a sick world out there, and I’m just documenting it. On a sidenote, I used to know a dude who let his dog lick his ass when he jerked off. I knew another girl would would let her dog lick up her boyfriends cum off her belly. And the urban legend of the woman and her peanut butter that I’ve heard in 14 countries in 8 different languages….meaning maybe playing with your dog’s been going on as long as people have had dogs.. We’ll never know…cuz dogs keep secrets.

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Weird Girls Naked Dance Video of the Day

Based on the condition of their bush, I can only assume these skinny bitches are hipsters….I mean that and the fact that this is totally something some hipster bitch would do to be funny, ironic, artistic, fashionable, etc…I guess the song kinda gives it away too….and all I have to say is that halfway through this shit….somersaults…. This has to be one of the more amazing homevideos I’ve seen, trying to understand it just leaves me empty and confused, but at least there is nudity to get me through it and I fucking love nudity…especially on girls with skinny bodies…. I had no choice but to post this…

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Want a Little More Eclipse? Here Ya Go!

Caught! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart curled up in a bed together, talking about matters of life and death. No, this isn’t the amateur filmmaking of an Erin Andrews-style…

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Ogling Britney Spears: A Time-Honored Pastime

Britney Spears was pretty messed up in the head at one point. Having been a star her entire adult life, the various demands and pressures just got to her. We’re beginning to understand why. Having gone back to blonde , the bombshell stopped at a local 76 gas station to grab an orange soda and a fellow petroleum consumer couldn’t help herself. Wow. Way to be subtle, lady. Sure you couldn’t swoop in for a hug while you’re at it? Nice to see that Britney has again determined that bras are optional … Britney Spears: Gas station chic. [Photos: Fame Pictures; Some chick] No word if Jason Trawick , Britney’s boyfriend and agent, who has been the subject of many breakup rumors over the last few weeks, was there to witness this. Either way, a shameless amateur photographer clearly was … as was a professional photographer, taking a picture of the amateur. At least the latter got paid.

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Miley Cyrus — White Girls Can’t Rap

Filed under: Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus posted a video — a rap song, actually — to explain to her millions of followers why she decided to quit Twitter. Now if only she’d quit rapping. More Miley Cyrus Pro Strippers Rip Miley Over Amateur Pole Riding Miley Cyrus Granted ..

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Kim Kardashian Swears Off Sex Tapes

Over the last few months, Kim Kardashian has been shoved out of the spotlight by her own family. Sister Khloe got married to Lamar Odom; sister Kourtney got impregnated by Scott Disick. As she struggles to recapture headlines, many have naturally wondered: Will Kim star in another sex tape

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