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Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day

I believe that one day Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh…that she will win an Oscar…that her star will rise and shine again… I believe that she’s got the power to overcome all the negativity, her shitty parents, the negative people and habits she’s created to cope… I believe..that she is an angel sent from heaven… I also believe…she’s bloated as fuck, looks old and battered as fuck…but she’s got a good tan though. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britt McHenry from ESPN is a Cunt of the Day

This is the problem with people who get on TV, even low level TV…they think they are special, they think they deserve it…and in this case they think they are better than other people… Her name is Britt McHenry, you’ve never heard of her, but apparently, she’s got a degree and thinks that makes her amazing enough to be on TV…where she proceeds to talk shit to some girl about being poor, uneducated and a low life… It’s like if this Britt McHenry was so smart and rich…why would she be shitting on the girl….when she could just have her staff deal with her not knowing how to park.. I don’t know, it is pretty disgusting..but typical..and expected cuz this is the world we live in… I’m only posting it because I want it to ruin her career….because doing this was pretty stupid especially since she has a degree…because all geniuses have degrees right…and because getting a degree isn’t one of the easiest waste of time ever…what a joke. Dumb bitch. The post Britt McHenry from ESPN is a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day

Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab…. As much as you want to laugh at rich girls and theri silly problems….you know for being spoiled brats in their spoiled world…the fact is that money or access only really excites people who don’t have it…when you do have it, you don’t know anything but that…so your expensive problems…in your mind..are actual problems…and these idiots medicate…. So as a poor little rich girl, with a hot mom…and hot yoga stepmom…and a narcissist dad she’s on a stage, without really asking to be put on a stage, even though everyone seems to want to be on a stage…thanks to social media and narcissism…and I guess it all just broke her down… It’s like for a minute she was in love with some surf dude, then she wanted to be a model, but was too fat for Sports Illustrated, turning her to fitness….opening the door for all her little LA rich kid friends…like Kendall, and Gigi, and even her Cousin Hailey…to move in on the Bieber train and basically get everything she wanted…. Blogs and sites mocked her, called her names, I am sure haters hated on her social media…at one point in time she blocked me, turned into a lesbian who dated some rape victim rapper and things went dark… But through it all…she has maintained her tits..and tits..is really all it is about… The post Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Katy Perry is chubby little a pop star…with a massive and insane following…all for music that isn’t even that good…but that for some reason gets a lot of airplay and makes no sense to me… Her dancing is awkward…her talent questionable, but through it all…failed relationship, after Failed relationship…she’s maintained something….something magical…no not her bad skin….but rather her amazing tits..not that they are that amazing out of a bra…but in a bra…those fuckers have volume… I’ve spent years mocking, laughing, hating on her because her songs pollute my life and I don’t ask them to…..but I don’t care, I mean bitch is rich as fuck, doing what she wants, probably has no real friends…but may not be looking for substance…at least that’s what I would assume because if she was about substance…her content would probably be a little fucking higher concept and a lot less “flashy lights for retards to buy into”…but who cares about that…when you got tits… The post Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caitriona Balfe Shows Her Bonnie B’s on Outlander

Irish model Caitriona Balfe kicked off the mid-season premiere of Outlander with four amazing nude scenes. Shameless went out with a bang thanks to T&A from Emmy Rossum and Bojana Novakovic on its season finale. And nude on Blu-ray, the 1983 skin classic Breathless is far from breast-less, check out the all points nudity from Valerie Kaprisky !

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Australian Cat Fights and Other Videos of the DAy

Crackhead VS Drunk Suicidal Guy Gets Tazed Brazilian Rodeo! The Worst Eyeball Trick Ever Idiot Gang Fight… Texting and Driving Truck Crashes Man Drowns Unclogging the Drain… The Bus in Sydney is Amazing…. The post Australian Cat Fights and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox’s Hotness Is Back

Ever since Megan Fox had a kid, she disappeared. However, here she is for some new campaign showing off her amazing figure and firm MILF booty. I’m super impressed and because there is a video that goes along with these pics, I can assure you her body was minimally photoshopped.                 Continue reading

Emelie Norenberg Bikini Pictures

I never heard of Emelie Norenberg , but after doing some research it turns out that she is a Swedish pop star and designer. I found one of her songs on YouTube and after listening to it, I’d suggest that she stick to hanging around the beach in a bikini. I see a better future for her amazing chesticles there.                

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stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day

It is Valentines Day tomorrow, so I have been taking advantage of every single girl that I know by telling them romantic shit, whether it is that I want them to be my forever girl, or that I would propose to them if we were in the same city, and it has been pretty successful in leading to hardcore sexting… Now for those of you who don’t sext, it is a married man’s best friend, because you can pretty much jerk off to customized amateur porn…like fucking a stranger with no contact, no herpes, no unwanted pregnancy and no crazy girl behavior… So softcore sexting is the “i want to slowly lick up your inner thigh, teasing your clit with my breath”…and more hardcore sexting is pictures of girls sticking random things in their ass and pussy while screaming your name…. ALl this to say, I love Valentine’s Day and the sads that it brings… So here’s a hot shoot for stepGIRLS by @IMAGEFOLIO starring the amazing…and beautiful @marissaguilla The post stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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