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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Pale Nipple of the Day

In my mind, Lindsay Lohan is a Christmas miracle that keeps on giving. I am not talking about her herpes, that is controlled thanks to valtrex. I am talking about her as a person. She just constantly comes out of the woodwork with her amazing fucking tits that I regret not making her show me the time I snuck into some party to hang out with her when she was in Montreal and she was too friendly to get me kicked out, because everything about this girl is amazing, except maybe that she gave me a wrong number and I’ve never been able to reconnect our love at first sight from that lovely night, not that that’s never happened before, the fake number thing is almost obvious…..not that that would ever make me hate this tits…they just always appear when I’m about to forget Lohan….. I just know these are better than Santa Claus.

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Martina Navratilova leaving Hospital

“I#39;m disappointed not to be able to complete this amazing journey,” Martina Navratilova said in a statement released Friday as she recovered at Nairobi Hospital in Kenya. “It was something that I have wanted to do for so long, but it was not to be. I am so pleased that we got it going and I will be watching and waiting for news from the climb when they reach the summit [on Saturday].” Martina Navratilova#39;s goal of climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro was dashed prematurely after an illness landed her

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage Lets Me Down

I really find it annoying now when Katy Perry goes out on the town in something that’s not made out of rubber or latex or spandex and that doesn’t show off her amazing hipster boobs. I guess I’ve just become so accustomed to it that when it doesn’t happen it’s a let down. Here she is at some event the other night is a dress that kinda looks like grandma’s curtains. She still looks alright, but I can barely see the money makers in that thing, let the girls out. What a let down.

Nicole Scherzinger Is Just Too Damn Sexy

I feel kinda bad because last week I made fun of Nicole Scherzinger’s weird hairdo, but to be honest I hardly even notice it in these shots of her at some Christmas party the other day. Why? because I can’t stop staring at her amazing mocha cleavage, that’s why. I want to nestle my face in there and take one of the sexiest naps ever. Honestly, even with the stupid haircut, she’s hot as hell, she could be wearing a stupid Little Orphan Annie wig and I’d still want a piece. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Suffocating

Here’s classy piece of ass Elizabeth Hurley at some party over the weekend with her amazing MILF breasts stuffed so tightly into her dress that the poor things must be suffocating. I can’t believe this kind of abuse is still going on, it’s almost 2011 for Christ’s sake! Someone should organize a telethon or a protest or one of those annoying Facebook status update things so that this kind of thing never happens again. It’s a good thing I know mouth to mouth. Pucker up girls.

Hilary Duff’s Awesome Little Booty

I just had to post these pictures of Hilary Duff’s amazing little booty getting into an SUV, not only because it’s Hilary, but because she’s wearing her amazing leather pants again. I’m not going to be able to handle this kind of thing for much longer, I’m sure all those delicious Gin & Tonics have affected my heart, but I’ll keep trying. Not only does she look gorgeous and her ass looks amazing, but there’s something about a hot chick squeezing herself between two cars that I love.

Forget Football, Watch Live Feed of Rainforest Animals This Thanksgiving!

Photo via kodismom More often than not, if the television is on during Thanksgiving day, it’s tuned into the football games. However, there’s something even better you could be watching today. The World Land Trust (WLT) and the Reserva Ecológica de Guapiaçu (REGUA), an organization that protects one of the last stands of tropical rainforest in Brazil, have partnered up to place the cameras in the reserve, and you can watch live feed of the amazing animals living in this area from their website. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Phil Keoghan Talks to Movieline About The Amazing Race, Exhaustion, and Pyramid Pizza

Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race ‘s ruggedly refined emcee, began his career in travel-based TV two decades ago in his native New Zealand. Since then, he’s helped build The Amazing Race ‘s almost unbeatable prestige as a seven-time Emmy-winner for Outstanding Reality Competition Series. We caught up with Keoghan before yesterday’s season premiere to discuss his favorite Race moments, the show’s schedule, and ordering pizza at Giza.

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