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Kick Off Football Season with Mr. Skin’s Gridiron Girls [PICS]

Football season kicks off this week, and while Mr. Skin does love the smell of pigskin on a Sunday morning, we prefer the sight of pink skin…well, any time. To celebrate this most wonderful time of the year (yeah, we know, but Christmas doesn’t have cheerleaders), we’ve compiled our favorite football babes into our Gridiron Girls: Women of Football Movies playlist , and you can see some of the highlights after the jump!

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Amber Heard and Tasya Van Ree: It’s Over!

In the wake of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis ‘ separation after 14 years together, his rumored new flame Amber Heard has split with her girlfriend too. The bisexual actress and artist/photographer, Tasya van Ree, are broken up . “They are no longer in a relationship,” an insider tells In Touch of the women, who were together since 2008 but quietly called it off several months back. The couple split right around when things between Amber Heard, who was recently cast in Machete Kills , and Johnny Depp (allegedly) started heating up. According to the celebrity gossip mag, the duo remain close friends and Tasya van Ree appears to be “enjoying single life again.” So that’s good at least. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Amber Heard’s Sweet Silky Booty

I have to admit I don’t really know a whole hell of a lot about Amber Heard , I’m a little ashamed of that, I’m supposed to be a quality celebrity blogger and I don’t know all the details about someone as hot as this? What a loser. I think she was on a TV show once that was canceled after like two episodes, not all that exciting, but the woman is just really hot… The fact that she’s a lesbian is just an awesome bonus.

Amber Heard Vs. Malin Akerman: Who’s Hotter? [PIC]

We’ve got a battle of the blonde bombshells today in Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket … Representing the B-Cup Beauties , it’s Amber Heard Vs. Malin Akerman ! Amber Heard Real-life sex appeal alert: Amber is an out lesbian who often shows up in paparazzi pics making out with her female dates Has been nude in five films, but went all the way (boobs, bush, and butt) in the skinstant classic The Informers (2009) Amber’s tight bod in a Bunny outfit was the best thing about the short-lived NBC series The Playboy Club Malin Akerman She’s Swedish. ‘Nuff said. Gave us the munchies with a brief but well-lit look at her love muffins in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) and a whipped cream bikini on The Comeback Made out with Emmanuelle Chriqui in a threesome scene on Entourage SKIN CENTRAL’S PREDICTION: This is a close one- these gals are both Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers- but we predict Amber Heard will win by a hair. Catch the madness with 32 rounds of mam-to-mam combat in Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket !

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Nude Nuns with Big Guns: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 2.14.12 [PICS]

If you’re bored to death with Valentine’s Day, then you’re in luck, because we’ve got a mondolicious multitude of wild women this week on DVD and Blu-ray. Leading the pack are the sinful scissor sisters of Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010), followed by the gorehound gals of The Human Centipede II (2011), the ’70s sexploitation sistas of Modus Operandi (2009), and the necromancer Nazis of The Devil’s Rock (2011). Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, Amber Heard will give you a Heard-on when you take a double shot of her dairies in The Rum Diary (2011). More after the jump!

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Stroke Your Super Pole with Mr. Skin’s Super Bowl Babes [PICS]

Happy Super Bowl Sunday, everybody! Whether your team is in the Big Game or you’re just in it for the chips, dip, and nip slips (and Madonna ‘s performing this year, so anything is possible), Mr. Skin’s got an all-star lineup of gridiron girls ready and willing to put the punt in your pigskin. More after the jump!

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Stroke Your Super Pole with Mr. Skin’s Super Bowl Babes [PICS]

Happy Super Bowl Sunday, everybody! Whether your team is in the Big Game or you’re just in it for the chips, dip, and nip slips (and Madonna ‘s performing this year, so anything is possible), Mr. Skin’s got an all-star lineup of gridiron girls ready and willing to put the punt in your pigskin. More after the jump!

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Miley Cyrus and Her Penis Cake of the Day

These are some pictures that were sold to TMZ of Miley getting down and dirty with a penis cake…like all women do when drunk and faced with a penis cake…cuz girls are all horny sluts at any age….from 16th birthday parties to 65 year old menopausal parties…all women go nuts for penis cake… The only real alarming factor in all this is that these pics are of her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth’s Birthday…and when dudes start getting black cock cakes at their birthday parties…you know there’s a reason for Miley’s pent up sexual energy…..she’s fed up of sucking his dick and taking it up the ass so he can smell the gay sex while wearing a mustache…see cuz straight dudes don’t stand for penis cakes at their birthdays….not even if it’s just for jokes.. Either way, I like the way Miley’s hustling the cock…she’s good and this whole thing is pretty fucking hot…especially the one with a knife….and really what’s the big fucking deal…all t is is a bitch eating some cake…people need to lighten up a bit…

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Amber Heard and the Funniest Voiced Paparazzi of the Day

I need to become a paparazzi. I have a shitty camera. No photography experience. I am great at standing around doing nothing…but even better at producing shakey, awkward videos of bitches….This shit’s a joke…and the fact that these assholes get paid 1000s of dollars a month by losers like all us celebrity blogs except me….for subpar content….totally amazes me… That said…this paparazzi has the funniest fucking voice….and here’s a video….shot by someone who must be drunk and that will make you feel like you’re drunk….of Amber Heard and her sister shopping…I can’t get a clear shot of her…but I am getting motion sickness…this video is like an IMAX movie on roller coasters…. I know any celeb who goes to “the grove” is out looking for attention….and in this cartoon character version of that attention… Here’s a hot clip of Amber Heard being a Hot Clit in Rum Diary….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Amber-Heard-The-Rum-Diary.flv

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Amber Heard Is The New Scarlett Johansson

I don’t pay all that much attention to Amber Heard but after seeing these photos of her at the 2012 Art of Elysium Heaven Gala, she just moved way up my list. This is what Scarlett Johansson is supposed to look like on a regular basis. Good thing we now have a replacement.