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Horror Remake Com-bare and Contr-ass: The Stepfather [PICS]

We’re kicking off Father’s Day weekend here at the Mr. Skin blog by rubbing down both versions of the family horror classic The Stepfather . The Stepfather (1987) stars Jill Schoelen, who Mr. Skin eloquently describes in his review as an “athletically trim brunette…with a sensually angelic face and ripe to bursting swellings of flesh fruit.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Jill’s shower scene in The Stepfather , where she bares her juicy melons and delicious derriere, is one of Mr. Skin’s favorites, despite its short (16 seconds) running time. For the 2009 remake of The Stepfather , the producers kept the story basically the same, but with a few notable (and if you ask Mr. Skin, detrimental) changes. First the main character was changed from a teenage girl to a teenage boy (played by Gossip Girl ’s Penn Badgely ), and second, all the nudity was taken out in order to get a PG-13 rating. Ouch. But here to cheer us up is Amber Heard as Penn’s love interest. When Amber prances around in that teeny weeny polka dot bikini, we almost forget about Jill’s jugs….almost. More pics after the jump!

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Mr. Skin’s Fall TV Report, Part 1: NBC & Fox [PICS]

Today marks the beginning of Upfront Week, where executives at the major broadcast networks (NBC, ABC, CBS, and Fox) announce their schedules for Fall 2011. NBC & Fox, currently at last and first place respectively, were the first to break the news of who’s staying on ( Bones ‘ Emily Deschanel and Chuck ‘s Yvonne Strahovski will live to fight (crime) another day), who’s getting the axe ( Jennifer Beals will have to turn in her badge- The Chicago Code is canceled), and whose TV pilot hopes will take flight….or get crushed underfoot (sorry Adrienne Palicki , you’ll have to hang up those jeggings, NBC passed on the new Wonder Woman ). Now that the proverbial trigger has been pulled, let’s take a look at some of the fresh faces (and beautiful bodies) that will be lighting up the boob tube on new series this fall. See sexy network stars nude after the jump!

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Amber Heard’s Dress Has Got To Go

I gather these are pictures of Amber Heard promoting some movie she’s in, I don’t know what it is and can’t be bothered to find out, but she’s a sexy woman so I thought I’d share them. How does this kind of dress even stay on? Women’s clothing is way too complicated. I feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt that’s slightly too tight, especially after a few beers, I can’t imagine wearing something that may slide off at any moment. Sadly Amber’s dress stayed put the entire evening. What a shame. more pictures of Amber Heard here

Unsheath Your Swords: Amber Heard to Play Red Sonja!

Now that he has completed work on the forthcoming summer blockbuster Conan the Barbarian 3D , producer Avi Lerner is letting it be known that he’s ready to remake the 1985 sword-and-sorcery classic Red Sonja. And he’s putting The Informers and Drive Angry star Amber Heard in the tit-ular role! A few years back, the word on the street was that Rose McGowan would be squeezing her knockers into the armor-plated bra and thong worn by Danish beauty (and future reality TV star) Brigitte Nielsen in the original flick. But Amber’s casting as the fierce firecrotch fantasy female is all but certain. “Amber is the new Red Sonja,” Avi announced, “but she doesn’t know it yet!” At 25 years old, Amber is already a Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer and, as befitting a powerful female warrior of Red Sonja’s stature, an out lesbian who makes no bones about her lust for girl-girl sex. But the question remains: Will we find out if she’s a natural Red Sonja?

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Lesbian babe Amber Heard Joins Cast of NBC pilot Playboy

Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer and avowed muff-diver Amber Heard , who has done great nudity in Friday Night Lights , Alpha Dog , The Informers , and The Joneses , is set to star in the upcoming network series pilot Playboy . Picked up by NBC early last month, Playboy will be an hour-long drama set in the 1960s heyday of Playboy clubs that popped up in Chicago, New York, and other major cities around the country. Frankly (and spankly) it sounds a lot like the 1985 TV movie A Bunny’s Tale , starring Kirstie Alley and based on the experiences of 70s feminist icon and professional ball-buster Gloria Steinem . This is all well and good, but it’s time for Amber to return to the more skin-permissive medium of R-rated movies and explore her newfound taste for tuna tacos on the big screen. Heard is still the word!

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Amber Heard Drops Some Bony Cleavage

I’m already suffering from a little award show overload, nobody cares that celebrities need constant reassuring that they’re talented by giving each other crappy trophies, but I thought that a few more shots of some hotties exposing massive amounts of cleavage wouldn’t hurt anybody. Here’s Amber Heard in a dress that seems to be missing a component or two. If you’re into sternums you’re going to love this crap. Not exactly the bustiest of celebrities.

Drive Horny: More on Charlotte Ross’s 3D Nudity in Drive Angry

A month ago, we reported that Charlotte Ross , who plays Quinn’s MILFtastic mom on the Fox phenomenon Glee and whose T&A-baring shower scene in the 2003 season of the ABC cop drama NYPD Blue almost cost the network $1.4 million in FCC fines is going to be going full-frontal in 3D in Drive Angry . But now one of our skin scouts has sneaked a peek at the upcoming action flick and has the full skinny on what kind of eye-popping T&A we can expect. 14 minutes in, Christa Campbell shows boobs, butt, and bush when Amber Heard drags her off of the dude she’s screwing and starts beating the crap out of her. At the 27-minute mark comes Charlotte’s long-awaited full-frontal when she shows off her rack and bald beaver riding Nicholas’s dickolas. Three minutes later, we get left tit from and a flash of can from Ms. Ross followed by another quick full frontal as she lies naked on the floor. It’s all in the red band clip re here . But the skin party’s not over because one hour and twenty minutes in, hot-as-Hell Devil-worshipper Kimberly Shannon Murphy shows all three B’s dancing on top of an RV and then again at 1:23 and 1:28. May the glorious era of 3D nudity never end.

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Trailer Intro for John Carpenter’s The Ward: Who’s That in the Shower?

Welcome to 2011, where we finally transition “trailer announcements” and teasers with no actual footage to “trailer intros.” In the case of this presumably leaked look at Amber Heard in John Carpenter’s The Ward , this term literally means the first half of the trailer. Coming soon: The Movieline 10-second Verdict. But yes, the first look at The Ward offers several mysteries to ponder including: “Why did Heard set her house on fire?” and “Who/what is that creepy shadow in the community shower?”

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Odette Yustman vs. Amber Heard: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Odette Yustman , Amber Heard , Who'd You Rather? , Beauty “Cloverfield” hottie Odette Yustman , 25, and “Pineapple Express” beauty Amber Heard , 24, both showed off their flawless skin and bone structure at the same event in West Hollywood this weekend. Question is … Read more

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Amber Heard’s Lesbianism has Imppecable Timing of the Day

I always knew lesbianism was pretty serious…cuz every lesbian I’ve ever met has taken things pretty serious. I mean from the first time they reach out to me with some women studies theories, to the emails, to the hateful look in her eye when I meet them in person, all assured me that lesbians have no sense of humor, are on some kind of mission, and are not down to fuck around, especially not with dick…. So serious and uptight from not getting dick like real women, that they always have impecable timing, and I guess that would apply to Amber Heard if she was actually a lesbian, but conveniently, she has a movie coming out December 17th, so her press release hustle is clearly bullshit. Someone’s just trying to get in the media’s eye, and you would too, if your biggest movie was a Seth Rogan move. I love bottom feeders….now here she is in her lesbian bikini for the trailer of this junky bullshit.

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