It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jessica White’s see-through dress leaves little to the imagination ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Emily Ratajkowski nude in profile ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Alyssa Miller is topless perfection ( egotasticallstars.com ) Tera Patrick naked with a bottle of booze ( boobieblog.com ) Jessica Simpson hits the town in a see-through top ( thenipslip.com ) 10 bold Star Wars: The Force Awakens predictions ( doubleviking.com ) Pam Anderson is naked and Hep-C free ( steakwood.com ) A friendly reminder of how hot Amber Heard is ( fleshbot.com )
Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little home wrecking…harlot who figured “USE Johnny Depp to get ahead”…because he’s Johnny Depp and pretty much runs Hollywood thanks to surviving the 90s drugs…and sex with Kate Moss…because it was when she was 19 and not after all the unprotected sex with needle sharing rock stars… She’s the official stepmother of 16 year old Lily Rose Depp, who everyone can see on instagram hanging out with Jenners, where you would want an LA rich kid who is virtually on her own fending for herself in her dad’s mansion, while he’s at one of his other houses..fucking this Homewrecker…living out her childhood crush…dreams…all because her pussy is the kind of pussy that makes dudes do really dumb fucking things…like marriage…I’ve heard of those kinds of pussies..watch out… The post Amber Heard is a Homewrecker in C Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder how many of you basic motherfuckers are going to make a “Got Milk” joke about Amber Heard, the pussy eating when it was good for PR, before homewrecking Johnny Depp’s home, and making the motherfucker marry her, because he’s old and young hipster pussy that is the right kind of manipulative, who knows the system and how to get what she wants, proven in the fact that she’s cast in movies prior to getting with the A-Lister….who she has by the balls… I wonder…if they are going to make comments about her having herpes from the rise and fall of her career and personal life… I wonder if anyone will make jokes about her having cum on her lip, because your cum is so rank, old and backed up that it looks like thick sunscreen.. I wonder if she’s doing this lip treatment for the paparazzi to get them talking, or if she does lip laser removal, and she can’t get lip in the sun.. Either way, decent booty, not sure if I’d marry the bitch if I was Depp, I’d probably just fuck it and move onto hotter, and better…but I guess you can’t speak for a motherfucker who has been in the game, having pussy and money thrown at him….since the 80s…because as a blogger, I’d fuck anything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck.. She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone… TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Back in May, a very big controversy erupted over some very small dogs. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were accused of smuggling their Yorkshire Terriers into Australia so that the pooches could live with them while Depp filmed the fifth installment in the apparently never-ending Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Things got ugly fast. First it was rumored that the dogs would be put down . Several media outlets reported that Depp was facing ten years in prison . Amber and the pooches made a daring escape, and now it seems all is well between Johnny and the Aussies. Of course, it’s the kind of bizarre story that can follow a celeb for the rest of his career, so it’s no big surprise that the topic came up over the weekend during a press conference at the Venice Film Festival, where Johnny was promoting his much buzzed-about comeback flick Black Mass. “I killed my dogs and ate them under direct orders from some kind of, I don’t know, sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia,” Depp replied when asked about the alleged pup smuggling. Naturally, the bizarre response prompted instant media speculation as to whether Johnny was drunk or stoned or simply suffering from a lack of oxygen to his brain due to decades of scarf abuse. We may never know for sure, but the good news is several attendees at the fest say Depp and his new bride were all over each other at several screenings. So it looks the rumors about Johnny and Amber breaking up can be put to bed (for now). However, the rumors about Depp devouring small pets as an eff-you to Aussie authority figures are just getting started.
Johnny Depp turned 52 today, and normally we get a bit wistful when a former teen heartthrob exits Middle-Age Town and starts making the slow trip toward Seniorville, but watching Depp approach the Silver Fox stage of his life fills us with hope and wonder. For one thing, despite his notoriously hard-partying existence, he's barely aged since his Edward Scissorhands days. Hard to believe this guy will be taking his daughter to look at colleges next spring. Even better, despite having passed the half-century mark a couple years ago, Depp lives a life most 20-year-olds would kill for. He's banging a hot actress several decades his junior; he gets drunk at swanky events and people think he's hilarious; and he rocks more scarves than a magician's pocket, but somehow pulls it off. Oh, the tens of millions of dollars and the private island are probably pretty cool, too. Depp married Amber Heard last year, and many believed that the combination of age and married life would finally lead the eccentric pirate to seek calmer waters. On the contrary, in the months since becoming a married man Depp disappeared from the set of Pirates 5 (reportedly to go on a bender), and got into a weird legal spat after he decided to smuggle his dogs into Australia . It sounds like we have many years of Depp's signature brand of weirdness ahead of us. Even better, if the Black Mass trailer is any indication, the dude is actually putting some effort into his acting career again! Check out the slideshow below to relive some of the bizarre looks the reluctant leading man has rocked over the years: 1. Johnny Depp in Tokyo Johnny Depp promoting Mortdecai in Japan. Maybe if you don’t speak English, the movie is actually funny. 2. Johnny Depp in Vanity Fair Johnny Depp is featured in this issue of Vanity Fair. The actor talks about his career at length with the magazine. 3. Johnny Depp Interview Photo Johnny Depp is talking “quieter things”. Is Jack Sparrow ready to retire? 4. Vanessa Paradis, Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp have NOT split. Everybody got that? 5. Johnny Depp Golden Globe photo Johnny Depp at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Even without a tie Johnny Depp still looks dressed to kill. 6. Johnny Depp, Amber Heard Pic Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are rumored to be having marital troubles. Sources say the actor’s heavy drinking is to blame. View Slideshow
Serbian girls…are affordable…and amazing… My first girlfriend was some Serbian in the midst of the war in Croatia when the Slovakia was dropped from Czech and replaced with “Republic”….and she was a total nightmare with post traumatic stress from her family being blown up and her having refugee status…only for me to scoop her up and seduce her because she couldn’t speak english and everyone else in our class was scared of the weird half blown up girl…but not me….this guy right here is a hero and will fuck anything…even the disabled…because they don’t know better or have no other options and I guess in a lot of ways, that’s like any kind of seducing… The models are: Mina Cvetkovic, Antonina Petkovic, Mariana Krtinic, Zlata Mangafic, Natasa Vajinovic, Mijo Mihaljcic, Danijela Dimitrovska, Marija Vujovic, Dudra Stojiljkovic, Olga Ivanisevic, Simona Andrejic & Maja Latinovic And they are amazing, and probably will work for 100 dollars a day….even in porn…because if you google Czech porn….and you have…you’ll see the hottest fucking girls willing to fuck on camera for very little…and that’s just a work ethic I approve of… The post Elle Serbia Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine… The post Amber Heard in Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Some great photos of a young, nude Madonna ( egotastic.com ) Bai Ling takes some topless selfies ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Pixie Lott shows off some side boob ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Sabrina Nichole looks amazing fully shaved ( boobieblog.com ) Amber Heard brings her pokies to a party ( thenipslip.com ) Who wouldn’t want to wake up next to this? ( doubleviking.com ) Abigail Ratchford is a hand bra model supreme ( steakwood.com ) There’s no better way to start your weekend than with young, topless Tricia Helfer ( fleshbot.com )
