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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits… She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models… Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me… Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt. The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo in GQ of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to work in an office filled with what were called metrosexuals, it was the late 90s and that was a thing. They ran the gayest website of all time, I mean other than gay porn or gay content, since it was designed for the everyday man…but in all their going to the gym to shower together, while dressing in what they thought made them look GQ, getting their hair done, shaving their chests, talking about how to pick-up girls using their tactics, when really just wanting the gangbang to have an excuse to play with each other’s boners, in what was Euro homophobes, where the gayest dudes play hetero….leaving me to wonder “why do they hate gay dudes so much, when clearly they are the biggest fucking faggots around”…. Well back then, Cristiano Ronaldo, was their idol, they fucking loved this guy, they dressed like him, wanted to be him and there was no way they didn’t want to fuck them in their weird way – while he would probbaly fuck them because when he’s not pulling the Leo with models like Irina Shayk, and now Ambrosio for GQ….Euros… Here are the pics… The post Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo in GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio’s breast implants are clown-like… These are tit tits that get paid millions of dollars a year to be put in a bikini..along with an average looking 35 year old face… Yet they are so clown-like… Just little round bolt ons she probably paid 5k for, making for a solid ROI, paid for themselves dozens of times over…. I’m not sure if the tits happened post baby deflated from all the milk sucking…or if she’s always had them… I’m just not impressed when fake is celebrated or hired and paid stupid money…especially when fake is THIS fake…like circles drawn onto her…in a world where there are thousands of actual great tits better suited for the contracts she’s been milking, something she can’t do with her tits, since they are plastic, all these years… Yes, I hate fake tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Does Love Magazine’s Day 11 Boring Soft Porn Video

Posted on December 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio wore old lady pyjamas in her latest magazine spread…because I guess sometimes…usually after a couple of kids…the lingerie, if you can call Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…needs to tun in the sex appeal…and act her mid 30s mom age…there comes a time where the companies don’t want her in the micro G string…but more the flannel, sick with a cold, on a winter day look…and I guess she’s pulling it off…if comfortable pyjamas are something anyone would want to pull off…it is more the “you’re jerking off to porn while I’m in the other room watching a movie, because I don’t fuck you on pyjama day”…it’s either period, menopause, we’re in a fight…I don’t fucking know…but no sex is happening…and who even wants sex with this pyjama wearer…she’s pretty expired and anyone rich enough for her to date..is probably out there fucking the younger versions of her…I know I would be..unless she had dirt to black mail not black male…me… Who knows…this doesn’t matter… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bare Booty For Maxim!

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year  Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim ‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim ‘s able to show bare butts now . If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes. Continue reading →

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Homeless Magician

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

This dude may be homeless but he’s way more entertaining that David Blaine! Warning! Put volume on low. Continue reading →

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s New Bikini Line

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s the world’s hottest MILF supermodel  Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her new swimwear line, ále by Alessandra, in a killer new bikini photoshoot. If you ask me though, these pictures should come with a warning or something: “Results not typical.” Because otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands and boyfriends out there. So spare yourself the letdown and just enjoy these instead. It’s cheaper too. Continue reading →

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