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Beyotch Please! Paula Deen Releases Weak Azz Explanation Justifying Why She Uses The N-Word!

She can’t be f***ing serious… Paula Deen Releases Statement Regarding Her Use Of The N-Word According to TMZ reports : Paula Deen is using the “I’m from the South” excuse to justify her use of the N-word … saying that when she grew up, dropping an N-bomb was no big deal because everyone was racist. Paula Deen Enterprises just issued the following statement to TMZ … “During a deposition where she swore to tell the truth, Ms. Deen recounted having used a racial epithet in the past, speaking largely about a time in American history which was quite different than today.” FYI — the “time” Paula admitted to using the N-word was 1986!!!!! Anyway, the statement continues … “[Paula] was born 60 years ago when America’s South had schools that were segregated, different bathrooms, different restaurants and Americans rode in different parts of the bus. This is not today.” “To be clear Ms. Deen does not find acceptable the use of this term under any circumstance by anyone nor condone any form of racism or discrimination. “ To that we say…GTFOHWTBS! Why couldn’t she just bring her diabetic azz out and make a formal apology damn self?! Image via WENN

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J. Cole Fan Threatens to Murder Little Sister Unless Rapper Re-Tweets Him

A fan of rapper J. Cole threatened to kill his own sister if Cole didn’t re-tweet him, posting the terrifying image you see below on his feed. He is now the subject of a police investigation. A rep for the New Braunfels, Tex., police say the message and photo were brought to their attention and prompted officials to look into the matter. The rep says the teenager in question was using an unloaded BB gun, “is cooperating and it seems this was just a bad lapse in judgment.” The department notes that “this is still an open investigation,” but “for the time being no charges are being filed.” The kid is also very, very sorry. “I’d like to apologize to America for the photo and to put J. Cole in that position. It was all a joke,” he told TMZ . “It was an unloaded BB gun.” “My sister was in on it. I only tweeted it because I didn’t expect a response.” “Mr. Cole please don’t sue me. I want to formally apologize more to J. Cole and yeah my mom made me delete my twitter until I fixed it.” Well, that’s good at least … but seriously kids. Please, do us all a favor and think before you Tweet and/or make jokes pertaining to gun violence. No word on whether he’ll still buy J.’s new album.

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Pure Comedy: Girl Can’t Stop Falling In High Heels During Graduation Walk [Video]

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Gettin’ Off: The 10 Most Sexually Satisfied Cities In America, Is Your City Getting The Pipe Properly?

The good folks at Men’s Health have compiled a list of cities where you can get some chop-down action with ease A List Of The Most Sexually Satisfied Cities In America By and large America is in love with 3 things, money, scandal (real ones not just the damn TV show), and good ol’ fashioned, bust-it-wide-open sex! As much as people’s freaky-deeky desires consume their thoughts, there are some cities that appear to be getting their hump on a LOT more than others. If you’re going through a drought and your nether regions are drier than the Mojave, then you might want to consider moving to one of these places! Hit the flip to see which cities are basking in post-coital bliss the most! Images via tumblr/AP/Facebook

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Kelly Brook Bikinis on Twitter of the Day

Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

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Beyonce Congratulates Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on Daughter

What Kim Kardashian and Beyonce feud ? Just 48 hours after Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed their first child into the world, Beyonce has taken to her official website and sent a note/photo of congratulations to the happy. “Congratulations Kim & Kanye, enjoy this beautiful moment together,” the post reads, along with a photo of the couple looking lovingly at each other. Beyonce, of course, is the mother Blue Ivy and rumors over the past few weeks had her expecting a second child. They have proven to be false, however. Much like chatter over Queen B’s feud with Irritating K.

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Despicable Me 2 Featurette: Go Behind the Scenes!

Steve Carell takes us through the plot of  Despicable Me 2 in this brand new featurette. Take a look: Despicable Me 2 Featurette Carell returns as the voice of Gru, the former super villain who has now settled down into fatherhood. But when Gru is recruited by the Anti-Villain League because of his knowledge of evil-doing, he must help protect the world from a new evil villain. The voice cast is rounded out by Russell Brand, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Steve Coogan, Ken Jeong, Miranda Cosgrove, and Moises Arias. Despicable Me 2 will premiere July 3.

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Erin Brady Photos: Miss USA Pics, Fun Facts Galore!

Erin Brady, Sunday night’s 2013 Miss USA winner, has stolen America’s hearts. Fortunately, some guy already locked hers down. She’s engaged! Sorry fellas. The Connecticut beauty queen proved that “she’s beauty and she’s grace,” to hear the judges tell it last night, but who is the girl behind the tiara? Here are some fun facts about the new Miss USA title-holder: She’s smart! Brady, 25, is a Central Connecticut State graduate and accountant for Prudential Financial in her home state, who has “always been math-oriented.” She hearts cooking . “If there were a talent portion to the competition, I would make my turkey meatballs recipe with homemade tomato sauce,” says Erin. She’s overcome adversity . Brady struggled with alcoholism in her family and hopes to become an advocate for children who are raised in similar situations. She’s engaged : Brady is currently set to marry Tony Capasso. On their wedding website, they’ve even left it up to friends where they should honeymoon! She’ll need to talk to the wedding planner . Because their November 9 ceremony is now the same day as her big Miss Universe pageant in Moscow! Congratulations again to the beauty queen (and Tony)! Click to enlarge more Erin Brady photos below:

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Miss USA Erin Brady in Her Bikini of the Day

Miss Connecticut won Miss USA Pageant last night, her name is Erin Brady, and apparently the musical guests, the Jonas Brothers, fucked their purity rings while “accidentally” walking in on her changing into her bikini… I am sure she looks forward to a long career of sex tapes, nude shoots, and feature dancing at strip clubs across America, you know doing anything she can for attention, like so many MISS USA’s before her…probably, if she’s lucky getting her own reality show no one cares about, or even being the hot bitch in Dancing with the Stars… You see, because Pageants are fucking ridiculous…almost embarrassing, hearing these girls talk out of their asses about basic high school level issues, and sounding like retards while doing it, not to mention being presented as a scale down human, like “Erin is passionate about tropical fish, she has 5 in a 5 gallon aquarium”…are you fucking kidding me…she’s on TV and this is what is being said of her… The good news is they blind all that noise with the Bikini portion of the contest…that’s really what matters… Here’s the recap video…if you’re patriotic and support America.

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Miss USA Erin Brady in Her Bikini of the Day

Candy Crush Saga Movie Trailer: Fake! Funny!

An Angry Birds movie really is in the works. So why not a film based on Candy Crush Saga, right? Considering it’s the most downloaded mobile game in the world at the moment? That may very well take place… but there are no actual plans for it right now. Still, that hasn’t stopped an Internet user from creating a hilarious trailer for a big screen version of Candy Crush, referencing Fruit Ninja, Draw Something and other games in the multi-minute preview. It’s been viewed over 2.2 million times on YouTube, so don’t be left out. Hurry up and press Play now! Candy Crush Movie Trailer

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