This gun in the pink, meth in the stink story really brings a whole new perspective on the world and where we are as a species…and that is in an amazing, entertaining…big vagina-ed place….with little fear of blowin’ our uterus out because our uterus is already blown out…thanks to all the abortions from unwanted sex to fund a meth addiction….and miscarriages….and HPV….that went into shaping this amazing woman in the girl she is today….a Star..who made it on the news…. I may be in love with her…
Selena Gomez is on a seriou promo kick for Spring Breakers…and I guess her clothing line…because like all celebrities….they attach themselves to clothing manufacturers who put out collections under the celebrities name….and split profits as long as the celebrity pretends she is involved in when talking to the media…and as long as the celebrity wears it to at least one event per month…because the world, at least America…only care about celebrities…and copying celebrities…and getting a taste of celebrity through a jacket named after a celebrity sold at Wal Mart…it is fucking crazy.. What isn’t crazy, is I think Selena Gomez is alright, at least in this Harper’s shoot….but that could just be because I like the fact that she sex offended Beiber for publicity….back when he was 16 and she was 18 and he was experimenting with girls to make sure those tricks Usher taught him about hiding the football in his ass weren’t all life had to offer…. Right? Here’s a video of Selena Gomez being interviewed by some crooked faced Aussie who is fucking insane enough to give me boners….even though I generally don’t like my women makin jokes, or even talking, this one here is pretty ok…
Poor Charlie Askew. The American Idol hopeful auditioned live for the first time tonight, choosing the track “Mama” by Genesis. Which is about a prostitute. But things got even weirder from there: Askew donned a ponytail. And a grungy shirt. And screeched throughout the performance, drawing outright laughter from the judges. Charlie Askew – “Mama” “What happened?” Nicki Minaj asked. “I don’t want to see your arms. I don’t want you working out. I don’t want to see that ponytail. I don’t want to see that earring. Lose the mustache immediately. I feel like someone stole my kid. I want my cute, cuddly Charlie back!” After hearing harsh critiques from the panel, Askew broke down alongside Ryan Seacrest. “All I can say is, I needed to vent a little bit,” Charlie said when asked about the audition. “A lot of people think I’m a very happy boy, and the only reason I smile so much is because I feel like I have to.” Wow. Sad, profound stuff. Seacrest handled the situation like a pro, telling Askew: “You’ve got some friends here. We appreciate your courage and your honesty, and there’s nothing easy about having those feelings inside and standing up here and having to do that tonight.” And now the vote is in your hands, America: Will Askew advance to the Top 10? Or will this be the end of the road for a seemingly troubled young man? We’ll find out tomorrow night.
What THE fawk is wrong with this guy ?! Ted Nugent Responds To Hugo Chavez Death According to TMZ reports : Ultra-conservative freedom-loving Republican rock star Ted Nugent has three words for the dead former President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez — “ADIOS MO FO.” Nugent — a staunch anti-Communist — tells TMZ, “All dictators, tyrants, slave-drivers and despots should die ASAP. Let freedom ring.” Chavez died yesterday following a battle with cancer. It makes total sense Nugent would hate the guy — Chavez was an outspoken anti-American who has long criticized America’s foreign policy. During his political career, Chavez also allied with the Communist government of Cuba and the Socialist governments of other Latin American countries. In sum, Chavez pretty much embodied everything Nugent hates about extremist left-wing politics. Ok fine, we get it. Ted hates everyone that isn’t a gun-totin’, gay-hatin’, church-goin’, American. But “Adios, mo-fo”?? There are likely some people who will take offense to his choice of words. Even those that hated Chavez might give him a Chelly-O side-eye . Image via AP
There’s an interview with Robert Downey Jr. in Collider that’s got me thinking about the actors in Marvel’s very lucrative superhero stable. When the website’s Steve “Frosty” Weintraub asked the actor if he’s going to sign on for several more Marvel movies or take them “one at a time”, Downey responded that he wasn’t sure but then added candidly: “Let’s just say that me, the agents and the lawyers are having a bit of a ball right now.” In other words, the Iron Man 3 star realizes just how vital he is to Marvel’s plan for cinematic superhero domination, and he’s going to milk it for all its worth. And he should Sure, no actor is indispensable in the-show- will -go-on world of big-studio movie production, but I’d wager that the appeal and the box office of the Iron Man and The Avengers franchises would take a big hit should Downey ever hang up his metal suit. He sets the standard against which all other superhero performances — Christian Bale’s Bruce Wayne/ Batman included — should be judged, and Disney/Marvel should do everything it can to hold on to him. His portrayal of Tony Stark is a pitch-perfect mix of wit, swagger and emotional depth that satisfies Marvel Comics fans and moviegoers who’ve never picked up an issue of Iron Man . He also brings his previous history as a self-destructive party boy to the role, so Stark never seems less than authentic. I hope he is having a ball negotiating his next contract. The Avengers’ Best Heroes But what about the other key members of the current Marvel Universe? Here’s how I rank them in terms of their importance to the Marvel movie franchise: 1. Robert Downey Jr.: As close to indispensable as it gets. (See above.) Also, hands down, he has the coolest costume of the group. 2. Chris Evans : Although Evans is nowhere near as interesting an actor as Downey, his soulful, no-nonsense portrayal of Captain America makes him a good straight (edge) man to Tony Stark’s class clown. Also, thanks to the surprisingly well done origin movie, Captain America: The First Avenger , Evans’ character is the second-best developed member of the Avengers. Unless his standalone sequel, Captain America: The Winter Soldier tanks, he’s in a good place. By the way, I’d love to see Cap’s costume, particularly the cheesy headgear, updated. 3. Scarlett Johansson : ScarJo was reportedly offered $20 million to reprise the Black Widow in The Avengers 2 , and I hope that means she’ll get an equally rich narrative arc in the sequel. Her storyline in The Avengers left a lot to be desired, especially since Johansson has the chops to do much more with her character. (The flip side of that is she’s an ambitious actress who has much bigger career goals than playing a leather-clad superhero.) She also has such a distinct look and Ferrari-style curves that it would be a mistake to replace her. If push came to shove, I suspect the producers would just write Black Widow out of the story. The good news is that, as the first woman member of this cinematic superhero team, it’s in Marvel’s interest to keep her happy and present. That said, I’m still crossing my fingers that Lizzy Caplan gets at least a cameo in the sequel. 4. Chris Hemsworth : Thor is an example of a character where the costume overshadows the guy inside it. Hemsworth’s a fine acting, but there are so many brawny-but-emo actors who look good wearing long flowing locks and holding a giant hammer that I don’t think Hemsworth would be missed all that much if he gave up his breastplate. Then again, if Thor: The Dark World does gangbusters, he could bump Evans from the number-two spot. 5. Jeremy Renner : Hawkeye was never the most scintillating Avenger. I mean, the dude shoots arrows. But Renner has a memorable face, does smart-ass really well and is good at expressing the inner darkness that makes comic geeks, ahem, quiver with excitement. I think it also helps that his costume is not memorable. It makes the actor who wears it that much more important. The problem is that, like Black Widow, Hawkeye pretty much served as window dressing last time around, and Renner reportedly was not happy with that. His part is supposed to be more substantial in the sequel. We’ll see. 6. Mark Ruffalo : I thought Eric Bana made a better Bruce Banner, but, really, it’s all about the CGI here. It was the computer-generated Hulk that got laughs and high marks from fans in The Avengers . Hell, Carrot Top could play Banner, and I don’t think fans would raise a stink. [ Collider ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
George Zimmerman’s attorneys stunned court observers Tuesday when they waived their client’s right to a “Stand Your Ground” pretrial hearing. That hearing, scheduled for April, could have led to a dismissal of the charges in the shooting death of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012. Zimmerman, a former neighborhood watch captain in his Sanford, Fla., subdivision, shot and killed the teen, who was visiting a house in the area. He claimed self-defense but faces second-degree murder charges. The move allows the defense more time to prepare for the trial this summer. It also raises the stakes for the defendant. Florida’s controversial “Stand Your Ground” law entitles a person to use deadly force if he believes his life is threatened, and absolves them of “an obligation to retreat.” This applies even if retreat is possible. Given that “Stand Your Ground” is seen by many observers as the linchpin defense, waiving a chance to have the case thrown out on that basis was shocking. However, he likely calculated that a judge would not dismiss this high-profile and remarkably complex case before a jury even had a chance to hear it. In recent weeks, Zimmerman’s defense has suffered multiple several legal setbacks involving his bail and the deposition of a key witness in the case. Another unfavorable ruling could’ve been interpreted by as a sign of guilt, while a pretrial hearing would’ve also given prosecutors a preview of Zimmerman’s testimony. Before the April hearing was waived, Zimmerman’s defense set out to attack the credibility of Witness 8, arguably the key witness in the upcoming trial. Defense attorney Donald West asked the court for more information about the allegedly false account she gave attorneys regarding crucial events. According to records obtained by ABC News, she was on the phone with Trayvon Martin as his fatal confrontation with George Zimmerman began. She claims he told her that he was scared of a strange man following him. The state admitted that Witness 8 lied when she stated that she did not attend Martin’s funeral because of a medical issue; no medical records supported that claim. The defense wanted Judge Debra Nelson to question prosecutors about how they first learned that this claim was not true, but Nelson refused. The defense also asked for law enforcement biographies of both George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin , in particular Martin’s social media history. “It’s time and money to get some of the information here and we are running out of both,” said West, lamenting his client’s tenuous financial situation.
Hugo Chavez, the firebrand President of Venezuela, has died at the age of 58. Unlike last week’s erroneous reports of his demise, this time it’s the real deal. Vice President Nicolas Maduro, who reported that Chavez was battling for life earlier this week, confirmed that he lost the battle about 45 minutes ago. Maduro said that Hugo Chavez died at 4:25 p.m. Tuesday . “We must unite now more than ever,” said Maduro, fighting back tears and flanked by cabinet ministers, calling on Venezuelans to remain “peaceful and respectful.” Maduro said plans for Chavez’s state funeral are still TBA. He also did not specify if/when elections would be held. “Our people can count on having a government of men and women committed to protecting them,” Maduro told the South American nation, according to CNN. The announcement came hours after Maduro met with the country’s top political and military leaders about Chavez’s worsening health condition. Chavez had been in Cuba for months seeking medical treatment. Maduro suggested someone may have deliberately infected Chavez with cancer; unlikely as that seems, the politician had been in bad shape for some time. Although not regarded as a national security threat quite on par with other notable global despots, the socialist Chavez was an outspoken critic of the U.S. That’s as mildly as we can put it. Guy was not an America fan. Whatever you might think of Chavez and his legacy, here’s hoping that his passing ushers in a new era of improved relations between the two countries.
Some pervert sent me these pictures of Kendall Jenner….who is as far as I’m concerned still a Kardashian….only ethnic cleansed of her Armenian roots….but still polluted by her hooker, gold digging, stage mom’s ego….making her probably as big of a cancer as the rest of these assholes….who have no business being famous…but who are famous…cuz America is obsessed with rich people doing rich people things…like not really working….while living the good life…like a bunch of fucking brats…..and I guess some of you are obsessed with seeing them in bikinis…especially when they are 17 year old bikini models….you see cuz her job is to be half naked and you’re not at fault for liking it….if anything it is the company and her mom who are the ones sexualizing the youth…you’re just a victim of the media….at least that’s what you need to tell your lawyer when the Feds come after you… Worst Family Ever….Here is the proof… But if you Haven’t Had Enough of them and Don’t Want to Murder Them….You can look at pics of Kourtney Kardashian, mom of 2, in her bikini….. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Charlie Sheen wants to save Lindsay Lohan. No for real, he wants to step in and help the spiraling train wreck, and says he’s got both the credentials and credibility to make a difference in her life. Sheen says he may be her best shot, too. The actor tells TMZ, “I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not.” “She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies , or turn to a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.” “If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.” Charlie and Lindsay are also friends, it’s worth noting. The duo forged a connection on the set of Scary Movie 5 , after which Charlie cut her a $100,000 check to help with her mounting tax problems. Lindsay’s now returning the favor by appearing on Anger Management , although that may be Sheen helping her again more than the other way around. She’s broke. Like big time. Things have gotten so bad financially that the $100,000 from Charlie barely made a dent, and that’s just her tax problems. Also, Charlie still claims they’ve never hooked up , “I love her, I respect her, and I’ve never laid a finger on her that wasn’t on film. How ya like me now, America?” Actually, a heck of a lot more than we used to. What do you think? Can he help Lindsay?
Irina Shayk is a babe….who was in LA for the Oscars….and some other high profile events…because she’s come a long way from being a waitress in Russia…doing the whole topless thing…before finding the right agent to sell her off to a famous athlete….who brought her to America with Sports Illustrated….and thank god he did cuz otherwise she’d just be titties I never jerked off to…like so many titties walking the earth that I will never know…cuz there’s not enough time to find them…you know all the strippers, hookers, babes who don’t realize they are babes….it’s tragic…but we take what we can get….and that’s these pics of Irina Shayk that she put up of herself on Facebook…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
